(R&R please!!) Chapter 3- Violence in Water Games

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada....

IM: Well, the barbeque is ruined, thanks to Inuyasha and Koga,

but not all fun is lost. Sesshy has E-Coli, but is recovering,

Naraku and Kagura have gone mental, and Shippo is a ball in the

pool. That can mean only ONE thing-

B1: HAMSTERS?

IM: no...

B1: Huggling Sesshy?

IM: NO, Water Games! And Shippo is the ball!

All except Shippo: MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Shippo: Help me! *DING DONG*

IM: One of my close friends has arrived...Come out, Red!

Red: I like daggers! *humps Kagome*

Kagome: AUUGH! *slap*

Red: OOG! Hey, are there water games?

IM: Yes, as a matter of fact, there are..

Red: WE PLAY NOW! EVERYONE, GET IN THE WATER!!!

IM: Game One- Water Volleyball. SERVE UP! *WHACK*

Shippo: OW!

IM: Game Two-

All: We didn't get to play!

IM: SO? *grabs B1's Halibut and whacks, then throws all except Red

into a Tupperware bowl*

Sesshy: Help! I'm being huggled!

Miroku: Me too!

IM: *lets everyone out except Sesshy, B1, Miroku, and Kitty*

Sesshy and Miroku: HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Red: No.

IM: Now then, It's the moment you've all been waiting for!

Inuyasha: Poking?

IM: We'll get to that. What is it, Red?

Red: Deathmatch! YAAAY!

Sango and Kagome: YAAY!

All except B1, Sesshy, Miroku, and Kitty: YAAAY!

IM: Game start!

Kikyo: Crap...I don't have a weapon...*is stabbed by Red*

IM: *pulls out his trademark Ice/Dark Zanbatou and a Heat-

Seeking Rocket Plasma Launcher* Hunting season is open...

Kagome: MUWAHAAHAHAHAHAH! *slices Naraku open with a saw*

Naraku: ARF...

Kagura: ARF...

Koga: EAT LEMON, INUYASHA! *throws lemons*

Inuyasha: NOOO! LEMONS! Hey, lemons don't hurt..*slashes Koga

with the Tetsaiga* You bore me...

IM: *Blows the living monkeys out of Sango* AWW! I only had ONE

Rocket! DEATHMATCH OVER!

Kagome: So, Who died?

Red: From the looks of it, Sango, Kikyo, Naraku, Kagura, and Koga.

IM: Don't worry, I have lots of People-In-A-Can!

Inuyasha: Yay! Party resume!

Shippo: Hey, I'm still floating over here! HELP ME!

IM: Well, loyal readers, another fine chapter has come to a close.

Sesshy, Miroku, B1, and Kitty are still in the Tupperware bowl,

5 people have died,(they come back next Ch.!)and Shippo is still

stuck in the pool. It looks like the party is a success...for now.

We're heading inside for something to do, and it's surely gonna be

weird! Next time, People are revived, a donut eating contest,

ATTACK OF THE FLOATING MUFFINS, the wonders of cardboard, and

Shippo gets out of the pool! See ya soon!

(NO FLAMES, PLEASE)

You know the drill: Send me a message with your

characters name, weapon, and who he/she wants

to huggle and/or kill! It will be good fun!