(R&R, you know it now) Ch. 4- Donuts & the People-In-A-Can

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada...

IM: Well, things sure have gotten strange since all the guests arrived.

5 people have died, and some are in a Tupperware bowl. The rest that

have survived this long "shindig", give yourselves a pat on the back.

But it won't last long, for we have indoor activities..Muwaha..

Inuyasha: Speaking of survivors, where's Shippo? I haven't seen him

in a while.

Kagome: Don't you remember? He's the-

Inuyasha: Oh yeah, I remember...hahah..

IM: Well, it looks like it's time for People-In-A-Can!

Miroku: People-In-A-Can?

Red: How'd you get out?

Sesshy: They passed out from "huggling too much". *shudders*

Red: Please DON'T go into detail.

IM: Stand back, these fumes are NOXIOUS! *sprays the 5 back*

Kikyo: I am SO alive!

Sango: It's rude to brag.

Koga: Never use lemons in combat...I learned something today..

Naraku: Being stabbed SUCKS!

Kagura: .....Do I HAVE to say it?

Shippo: *drenched* You....guys....suck...

Kikyo: CUTE! *huggles Shippo*

IM: Okay..Well, we've got activities and then some, so gather

'round and we'll begin!

Kagura: What's "then some?"

Red: You REALLY don't wanna know.

Naraku: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA......I don't get it...

IM: I have various donuts here, and we're gonna have a contest

to see who can eat the most. The winner gets a prize-

Kagome: What kind?

IM: You'll see. Now, everyone who's taking part, sit at the dining

table. *Kikyo, Kagome, Inu, and Koga sit*

Red: This'll be good...*takes out camcorder*

IM: Ready....GO! *Kikyo eats them all in one bite*

All except Kikyo: O.o

Shippo: Kikyo...?

Naraku: What the...

Inuyasha: You have GOT to be kidding me!

IM: Uhh...I guess the winner is Kikyo, or whatever..

Kikyo: YAAAYY!!

IM: You get two prizes...*everyone is jealous*

Koga: Well, what are they?

IM: The first is a can of tuna...

Kagura: Tuna....how I wanted some...

Red: And the second prize?

IM: HALIBUT ASSAULT!! *grabs B1's Halibut and whacks*

Inuyasha: Now THERE'S the good ol' days.

Koga: mmmyep.

IM: *finishes knocking Kikyo senseless* Well, that's about it for

our indoor activities, and everyone's happy!

Kikyo: I'm not!

IM: *munches on cardboard* MMM..corrugated...hunh? Oh.....*swallow*

IM: WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK! *whacks her again* NOW everyone's

happy. Next time, the wonders of physics, Night falls, How to get on

the roof, and Bath Time! See ya soon!

(NO FLAMES, AS ALWAYS PLEASE!)

You should know it by now- you characters name, weapon,

andd who he/she wants to huggle or kill!