A/N: Well, I felt like updating my story even though no one cares!!! WHO cares!!! I DON'T CARE IF I'M WEIRD!!!!!! Sheesh peoples...anyways, I don't own Inuyasha or ramen or other random stuff like that... Let the story begin!

Chapter 2 Hobo Hojou gets in the way!

Inuyasha: *points viciously at Hobo Hojou* You're not supposed to be in this story!!!!! I'm the main character so go away!!!!

Hobo Hojou: Uh...

Inuyasha: *glares* Now's not a good time to intterupt my ramen spree so- *kicks Hobo Hojou sky high* leave me alone!!!!!!!

Kagome: * ^_^;;* That was a bit harsh, doncha think?...

Inuyasha: Feh...he was in the way...

They walk for a bit. Then Hobo Hojou lands in front of them...

Inuyasha: Why are you here??? I kicked you sky high!!!

Hobo Hojou: and this is where you kicked me. And it hurt. And who're you? And why're you with Kagome?

Inuyasha: Quit with the "ands" already!!! You should go live with the hobo fortune teller (A/N: read my other fic about Kurama's hair)!!! And Kagome's my sidekick in collectioning the Shikon no Ta-

Kagome: *clamps a hand over Inuyasha's mouth and drags him back a bit* We were just going home!! ^_^;;

Hobo Hojou: And why're you not sick?

Kagome: uh...*sweatdrop* the pnemonia is going away!!!...heh...

Hobo Hojou: *brightens* Okay! Then maybe we could-

Inuyasha: *chucks a box of ramen at him* Let's go Kagome...

A/N: now that could have been the shortest chapter in my life!!!! But I'm in writers block so...please review me your ideas!