(R&R) Chapter 8- Between the Food Court and a Hard Place

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IM: (Outside): Yes, we're back, and we're also at the mall. All

of our favorite or not so favorite *cough*Kikyo*cough* characters

have split into groups and are touring the mall. But I just KNOW

somebody will stray aside from the group, and thus begins Ch. 8...

---------------(Group 1)-------------------

Kagome: And here's ANOTHER place to shop!

Inuyasha: Is this EVER going to end?

Kayo: OF COURSE NOT!

Inuyasha: I wasn't talking to you.

Kayo: OF COURSE NOT!

Kikyo: I am enjoying this "mall."

Kagura: Will someone do the honors and whack her?

Carolyn: MEWAAAHAHHAHA! *attacks Kikyo with lil' bunnies*

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL?

B1: It looks like Evolution took a course in Violence 101!

Kagura: Well, something came up good out of this day.

All: YEAH! LET'S GO GET A COOKIE! *B1 quietly sneaks away*

Kagome: Okay! Head Check! 1..2..3..4..5.! Good! We're here!

B1: Time to go huggle Sesshy! Muwahaah!

Inuyasha: This cookie-thingorwhateveryoucallit is good, but

do I smell? Yes, I do...ramen noodles...Chicken flavor..

Kayo: DON'T YOU GO WANDERING OFF, NOW!

Inuyasha: MINE! *jumps into the ramen stand*

Kagura: This is a TOTAL disaster...I wonder how Group 2's

doing?

(Group 2)

Red: Here's the Yankee Candle Shop, where-

Yami: CANDLES! MUST-GET-HIGH!! *runs in*

B1: Fluffy....*pounces on his back*

Sesshy: ARRGH! GETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!

B1: FLUFFY! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU!

Sesshy: The story of my life.

Naraku: OOH! Look, a Wishing Well!

Koga: "One coin?" *reaches into pockets* I don't have any...

Red: I do! Here, I have enough for all! *hands them out*

Miroku: (I wish for thousands of women...) *Fling*

Koga: (Kagome..) *Fling*

Sesshy: (For this girl to get off of me...) *Fling*

Naraku: (To be ACTUALLY evil...) *Fling*

Red: All done?

All: Yep.

????: HI, FLUFFY!! *pounces on his back*

Sesshy: HELP!

????: HI, KOGA!! *pounces on his back*

Koga: Who...are you?

Jazzy: I'm Jazzy, and that's SunFlowerSeed.

SFS: WIGGLE!

Red: Now then, ONWARD MARCH TO THE FOOD COURT!

Jazzy: Ride em' KOGA!

Sesshy: Owch...

Miroku: What's Group 1 doing here?

Carolyn: We're eating.

Red: MOVE OUTTA OUR SPOT!!

Kagome: LIKE HELL WE WILL!

Inuyasha: FOOD COURT FIGHT!!!

SFS: SHMEEEEEEEEEEE-P!!! *whacks Fluffy with a whip to make him

go faster*

Red: This is SO gonna be on the news...

IM: And so it will, Red. As we leave you this time, It looks like

there are more guests, boring activities, and a GIANT Food Court

Fight was about to start. Next time, The Food Court Fight begins,

we test Mall Security, and Shippo blows up a hot dog stand!

See ya soon!

(AS ALWAYS, NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!!)

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work to do....