(R&R AS ALWAYS!!) Chapter 9- Mall Security Is So Simple-Minded
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada....
IM: Yesiree, things are certainly heating up at the food court, and
it looks like we'll have to sick Mall Security on them. Do you
think THAT will stop them? I thought so...
Red: We've been assigned to this spot for an hour! MOVE IT!
Jazzy: Koga, KILL THOSE RETARDS!!! HAMST------ERRRRR!!!
Koga: I don't even KNOW you, why should I take orders from you?
Jazzy: BECAUSE....YOU'RE CYUTTTTTTTTEEEE!!
Kagome: *flings carrots* HAHAAHAH!
Sesshy: That sucked. *throws tables and chairs*
Inuyasha: NO FAIR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! *throws ramen stand*
Naraku: What the...OH CRAP! *gets crushed by the ramen stand*
Shippo: huff..puff..you left...me..
B1: Do we care? UHHHH....NOOO!
Shippo: ALL OF YOU HAVE HELL TO PAY!! *pulls out rocket launcher
and blows up a hot dog stand*
SFS: Z---AAAA--MM?
Red: Argh, Mall Security!
MS: You're under arrest!!
All: LIKE HELL WE ARE! *Sesshy stabs him with his poison claws*
MS: Carry on....
Sango: *eats a hot dog* These are GOOD...
SFS: We---Attack--Pansylalalala?
Inuyasha: BRING IT ON! *SFS throws a grenade* NO, DON'T BRING IT!!
Kagura: *eats a hot dog* These ARE good....
Sesshy: *throws Taco Bell*
B1: Wow, Fluffy, YOU'RE STRONG!! IT MAKES ME....WANNA HUGGLE YOUU
MORE!!!
Miroku: Shippo, what are you doing?
Shippo: I'm not setting C4 explosives, noooooo! Oh crap, I was
found out....
Red: Everyone run!
MS: YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!
Kagome: No we're not! THIS PLACE IS GONNA EXPLODE!
MS: Mmmmhmm..uh huh..YEAH, RIGHT!! *The Mall Security start to chase
the IY charcters like in Scooby-Doo*
SFS: WE--GET OUTTA--THISMESS!! *SFS then throws a smoke grenade*
MS: YOU MEDDLING FANTASY CHARACTERS!!
Red: Hurry, this thing's going up! *they run out of the mall, it
exploding behind them, like in some sort of James Bond flick*
IM: You really messed up this time.
Sesshy: Tell me about it, my tail's dirty!
Red: Now what can we do that's not potentially illegal and
dangerous?
Miroku: A stripclub?
All: No.
Kagome: Tennis courts!!
All: Yeah!! *they race toward the van*
IM: Okay, so the mall's exploded, Sesshy's tail is dirty, and
I'm taking these people to a tennis complex? Well, anyway...
Next time, the Gatorade jug is alive, Inuyasha gets beaned with
a tennis ball, Miroku pats other girls, and Sesshy is ACTUALLY
good at Tennis! See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!)
Keep the awesome reviews spewing in!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada....
IM: Yesiree, things are certainly heating up at the food court, and
it looks like we'll have to sick Mall Security on them. Do you
think THAT will stop them? I thought so...
Red: We've been assigned to this spot for an hour! MOVE IT!
Jazzy: Koga, KILL THOSE RETARDS!!! HAMST------ERRRRR!!!
Koga: I don't even KNOW you, why should I take orders from you?
Jazzy: BECAUSE....YOU'RE CYUTTTTTTTTEEEE!!
Kagome: *flings carrots* HAHAAHAH!
Sesshy: That sucked. *throws tables and chairs*
Inuyasha: NO FAIR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! *throws ramen stand*
Naraku: What the...OH CRAP! *gets crushed by the ramen stand*
Shippo: huff..puff..you left...me..
B1: Do we care? UHHHH....NOOO!
Shippo: ALL OF YOU HAVE HELL TO PAY!! *pulls out rocket launcher
and blows up a hot dog stand*
SFS: Z---AAAA--MM?
Red: Argh, Mall Security!
MS: You're under arrest!!
All: LIKE HELL WE ARE! *Sesshy stabs him with his poison claws*
MS: Carry on....
Sango: *eats a hot dog* These are GOOD...
SFS: We---Attack--Pansylalalala?
Inuyasha: BRING IT ON! *SFS throws a grenade* NO, DON'T BRING IT!!
Kagura: *eats a hot dog* These ARE good....
Sesshy: *throws Taco Bell*
B1: Wow, Fluffy, YOU'RE STRONG!! IT MAKES ME....WANNA HUGGLE YOUU
MORE!!!
Miroku: Shippo, what are you doing?
Shippo: I'm not setting C4 explosives, noooooo! Oh crap, I was
found out....
Red: Everyone run!
MS: YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!
Kagome: No we're not! THIS PLACE IS GONNA EXPLODE!
MS: Mmmmhmm..uh huh..YEAH, RIGHT!! *The Mall Security start to chase
the IY charcters like in Scooby-Doo*
SFS: WE--GET OUTTA--THISMESS!! *SFS then throws a smoke grenade*
MS: YOU MEDDLING FANTASY CHARACTERS!!
Red: Hurry, this thing's going up! *they run out of the mall, it
exploding behind them, like in some sort of James Bond flick*
IM: You really messed up this time.
Sesshy: Tell me about it, my tail's dirty!
Red: Now what can we do that's not potentially illegal and
dangerous?
Miroku: A stripclub?
All: No.
Kagome: Tennis courts!!
All: Yeah!! *they race toward the van*
IM: Okay, so the mall's exploded, Sesshy's tail is dirty, and
I'm taking these people to a tennis complex? Well, anyway...
Next time, the Gatorade jug is alive, Inuyasha gets beaned with
a tennis ball, Miroku pats other girls, and Sesshy is ACTUALLY
good at Tennis! See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!)
Keep the awesome reviews spewing in!