(R&R!) Chapter 11- Do Baseball Bats Double As Flotation Devices?
NOTICE: This will probably be my last update until the 25th, but I
will continue this story and this chapter in 2 parts! Many loose
plot threads expected!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada...
IM: We've come a LONG way from my humble home, it seems. We're still
here at the Maboyashii Tennis Courts, and the action is about to
begin...
Inuyasha: My head...hurts...
Kagome: No, you think?
Inuyasha: Actually, no.
Shippo: Hey look, 2 more people! *RP and Jesia appear*
Jesia: FLUFF-BALLLLLLLLLLL! *tackles Koga and squeezes Inuyasha*
Koga: Being fluffy sucks.
Sesshy: You have it easy.
RP: *pokes Inuyasha* hmm...*pokes* HMM...
Inuyasha: STOP!
RP: No.
Miroku: What's this switch say? w..ater.. pre...ss...ure..?
*breaks it* I made an oopsie...
Red: You did....nothing. *sees tidal wave of water*.....Crap.
Kagura: RUN LIKE A MOFO!
SFS: H2000000000000000000!
RP: *throws Skittles* I SHALL CREATE A SKITTLES TREE!! MUWAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha: That may just work.
Kikyo: No, it won't.
RP: DIEEEEEEE!!!! *Skittles attack her*
B1: Dammit, what's with cute lil' things attacking? They must
HAVE taken Violence 101!
RP: I found them like this.
Shippo: Can I eat one?
RP: No.
Jesia: Well, we've flooded the Tennis courts, now what?
IM: WE SMASH CRAP WITH BASEBALL BATS!!
Red: Good idea. *smashes a sign*
Kagome: *smashes a mailbox*
RP: *smashes Koga* Oops...
Jesia: *smashes RP and they get in a fight*
IM: EVERYONE, GET OUTTA THE CAR! SMASH TIME!
Shippo: I prefer the Heat-Seeking RPG.
Naraku: No, you don't. *throws RPG away and hands Shippo a bat*
IM: Ready.....
*The IY characters pick up their bats*
IM: Set.....
*The IY characters hold their bats in a smashing position*
IM: SMASH!!!
Sesshy: *smashes a trash can and sends it into a 4-way intersection
and yet again, causes a chain reaction* Man, I'm unlucky...
Miroku: FORE!!! *smashes a light pole and knocks it over*
Shippo: *smashes up a car* DOWN---TOWNNNN! WE'LL BE SMASHI---NG
CR-------AP!!!
Inuyasha: *smashes a grocery cart* ONWARD MARCH, TROOPS!
IM and Red: *they smash watermelons and beer bottles* POO-SNAGGENS!
Naraku: *smashes a cart corral* TAKE THAT, EVIL GROCERY DEMONNN!!!
Kagura: *uses her wind to send objects like baseballs*
Koga: PULL! *smashes plate*
B1: PULL! *smashes elephant*
Trinity: PULL! *smashes tennis ball and beans Inuyasha again*
Inuyasha: NOT AGAIN!!! oogg...
RP: PULL-SKI! *knocks a pumpkin into a building*
Jazzy: LEMON! *smashes lemons*
SFS: YARD-------WORK!! *smashes the moon*
Jesia: Wow, we've messed up this place!
Red: You can say THAT again!
Police: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE SURROUNDED! PUT THE BASEBALL
BATS DOWN!
Red: The fuzz!
SFS: Cock-atooo...
IM: This isn't good. We're probably going to be arrested and thrown
into jail! On top of that, Inuyasha's unconcious, and how am I going
to pay for bail? Next time, the thrilling conclusion!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!)
NOTICE: I will be on vacation until the 24th and this will probably
be my last update. Feel free to review, however!
NOTICE: This will probably be my last update until the 25th, but I
will continue this story and this chapter in 2 parts! Many loose
plot threads expected!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada...
IM: We've come a LONG way from my humble home, it seems. We're still
here at the Maboyashii Tennis Courts, and the action is about to
begin...
Inuyasha: My head...hurts...
Kagome: No, you think?
Inuyasha: Actually, no.
Shippo: Hey look, 2 more people! *RP and Jesia appear*
Jesia: FLUFF-BALLLLLLLLLLL! *tackles Koga and squeezes Inuyasha*
Koga: Being fluffy sucks.
Sesshy: You have it easy.
RP: *pokes Inuyasha* hmm...*pokes* HMM...
Inuyasha: STOP!
RP: No.
Miroku: What's this switch say? w..ater.. pre...ss...ure..?
*breaks it* I made an oopsie...
Red: You did....nothing. *sees tidal wave of water*.....Crap.
Kagura: RUN LIKE A MOFO!
SFS: H2000000000000000000!
RP: *throws Skittles* I SHALL CREATE A SKITTLES TREE!! MUWAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha: That may just work.
Kikyo: No, it won't.
RP: DIEEEEEEE!!!! *Skittles attack her*
B1: Dammit, what's with cute lil' things attacking? They must
HAVE taken Violence 101!
RP: I found them like this.
Shippo: Can I eat one?
RP: No.
Jesia: Well, we've flooded the Tennis courts, now what?
IM: WE SMASH CRAP WITH BASEBALL BATS!!
Red: Good idea. *smashes a sign*
Kagome: *smashes a mailbox*
RP: *smashes Koga* Oops...
Jesia: *smashes RP and they get in a fight*
IM: EVERYONE, GET OUTTA THE CAR! SMASH TIME!
Shippo: I prefer the Heat-Seeking RPG.
Naraku: No, you don't. *throws RPG away and hands Shippo a bat*
IM: Ready.....
*The IY characters pick up their bats*
IM: Set.....
*The IY characters hold their bats in a smashing position*
IM: SMASH!!!
Sesshy: *smashes a trash can and sends it into a 4-way intersection
and yet again, causes a chain reaction* Man, I'm unlucky...
Miroku: FORE!!! *smashes a light pole and knocks it over*
Shippo: *smashes up a car* DOWN---TOWNNNN! WE'LL BE SMASHI---NG
CR-------AP!!!
Inuyasha: *smashes a grocery cart* ONWARD MARCH, TROOPS!
IM and Red: *they smash watermelons and beer bottles* POO-SNAGGENS!
Naraku: *smashes a cart corral* TAKE THAT, EVIL GROCERY DEMONNN!!!
Kagura: *uses her wind to send objects like baseballs*
Koga: PULL! *smashes plate*
B1: PULL! *smashes elephant*
Trinity: PULL! *smashes tennis ball and beans Inuyasha again*
Inuyasha: NOT AGAIN!!! oogg...
RP: PULL-SKI! *knocks a pumpkin into a building*
Jazzy: LEMON! *smashes lemons*
SFS: YARD-------WORK!! *smashes the moon*
Jesia: Wow, we've messed up this place!
Red: You can say THAT again!
Police: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE SURROUNDED! PUT THE BASEBALL
BATS DOWN!
Red: The fuzz!
SFS: Cock-atooo...
IM: This isn't good. We're probably going to be arrested and thrown
into jail! On top of that, Inuyasha's unconcious, and how am I going
to pay for bail? Next time, the thrilling conclusion!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!)
NOTICE: I will be on vacation until the 24th and this will probably
be my last update. Feel free to review, however!