(R&R!) Chapter 13- The Weird, Unlucky, Chapter Thingy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha for the thirteenth time!

NOTICE: Yes, I'm back, by popular demand. Now, as you can see,

there are A LOT of people wanting to be in my fic. So, to be fair,

I'm holding a contest for those who want to be in. Just guess the

TWO names of the countries I visited this June, and 3 lucky winners

get to be in my fic. These will be my last entries for participants,

but I will still continue the fic!!!

IM: Well, It's been a while since you last tuned in, and as you can

see, things are still frickin' insane.

Sesshy: I'M CAPN' CRUNCH AND I HAIL FROM THE PLANET TASTE-OPIA!!

SFS: Of course you are, King Fluffy-Mire!

RED: King Fluffy-Mire.....I like that.......

Naraku: LOOKIT! I'm a retarted pilot! *dances around in pilot's

clothing*

IM: That gives..me...an...IDEA!

Jazzy: Oh shit.

Kikyo: Mmmmhmmm...

Yami: WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK, QUEER! *hits her with a box of

Vegemite*

IM: LET'S STEAL AND SKYDIVE IN AN AIRPLANE!!!

All: Yeah!!!!

RP: My Skittles are happy...

SKI: Whoohohohohohooooooo!

IM: I want a Qantas airplane.

Kagome: Why?

IM: Because it has a kangaroo painted on it.

All: OHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Kagura: *teleports everyone to a Qantas Boeing 747-400*

Jazzy: You can do that?

Kagura: There are LOTS of things that you don't know about me.

Miroku: Even I don't wanna know.

Red: Before you party, wait a minute...

All but IM and Red: What?

Red: I had to turn on the music..*puts on Linkin Park*

IM: NOW THEN, LET'S GET THIS RUSTBUCKET INTO THE MURKY DEEP!

Inuyasha: We're going in the water?

IM: NO, RETARD, THE SKY!

Inuyasha: Then why'd you say, 'Into the murky deep?'

IM: BECAUSE WE'RE GOING INTO THE SKY!

Inuyasha: Never mind.

Shippo: *does the Macarena* SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YAH!

SFS: YOU HEARD HIM, FLUFF-SHAWANGBANG!

Sesshy: But...It's....embarrassing...

SFS: AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A DAMN?

Sesshy: Guess not...*does the White Boy Dance*

Miroku: *runs up and down the cabin, occasionally hitting the seats

and racking himself, but he doesn't seem to care*

Koga: Doesn't that.....HuRt!!! *has Jazzy on a piggyback*

Miroku: Ya know what? I never thought of that until now....

IM: GET READY TO JUMP!

All: Why?

IM: I don't.......KNOW.......well, it could mean that airplanes are

chasing us cuz' we stole this plane and we're outta gas...and..

Red: PANIC LIKE MONKEYS!!!

IM: *grabs a parachute* Time for those Skydiving lessons to pay off..

SFS: *grabs a teddy bear*

Jazzy: *grabs Koga*

Sesshy: *grabs a rugby ball* BOOGIE TIME...

IM: GOOOOOO!! *jumps*

All: *jump really far and unnerving*

IM: *plays the didgeridoo*

Red: *knits a sweater*

Sesshy: *holds on to the ball like an idiot*

Inuyasha: *his tunic doubles as a flotation device*

SFS: *the bear floats her*

Jazzy: *uses Koga as a parachute* Now THIS is a way to see it all...

IM: What happened to the rest? *they miraculously fall into a giant

beet* Now THAT'S random....*they land in a field of sugar cane*

Sango: Well, the plane crashed, so what do we do now?

IM: Where man FEARS TO TREAD AND VANDALISE....(or just be frickin'

stupid)

All: WHERE?

IM: WAL-MART. *scary music plays*

Red: That's not scary.

IM: SO?

Red: Good point, LET'S GOOOO! *they march on*

IM: Wow, we've done so much over the course of 13 chappies..well,

anywho, I'm back, and next time, Wal-Mart gets taken over...

Crazy Inuyasha Style! See ya soon!

(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!!)

Remember the contest............