(R&R!!) Chapter 14- Insanity on Aisle 3

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

NOTICE: We have one winner in the draw for fan fic people. I won't

tell who it is, but she has guessed right!

IM: Well, things didn't go so hot with the plane..oh well..anyway,

we're at new territory-

SFS: LOWE'S????????????????

IM: No.

SFS: DAMMIT!!

Red: F-A-O Schwartz?

IM: No.

Red: DAMMMMMIIIITTTT! *bangs a wall*

IM: It's Wal-Mart.

All: ...........................damn..............

Kagura: *teleports them to Wal-Mart*

All but Kagura: STOP THAT!

Smiley ball: Welcome....let me......kill.....you.....

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *they run away in different directions*

SB: Did I say something wrong?

Jazzy: MOVE IT, KOGA!!! *hits him with a whip*

Koga: OWCH!!! Man, this burde-

Jazzy: WHAT WAS THAT??

Koga: N-nothing!

SFS: Will you protect me, FuzzINFluff?

Sesshy: No.

SFS: *hypnotizes him* Youu willll.....

Sesshy: Must...resist..Ah, what the hell, the author will make me,

anyway, so there's no use resisting.* gets hypnotised*

Naraku: What's so bad about a-AUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!! *is stabbed*

Kagura: An auuugh?

Naraku: No....a-OOOOOOOOG!!! *is slashed*

Kagura: What the hell are you talking about?

Naraku: Never...mind..*slumps to the floor*

SB: MUWHAHAHAHAH!

Kagura: Bastard.

SB: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs away*

Inuyasha: Boun---cy-ba----lls?

Kagome: I'll buy you one.

Inuyasha: OKAY! *picks one up and dribbles it* F-U-NNNN.....

SB: HOW MANY EGGS WITH HAM?

Inuyasha: GREE-*bounce* N- EG*bounce* -GS!

SB: YOU'RE RIGHT....NOBODY'S EVER GOT IT RIGHT!!!

IM: Now they have.

SB: YOU!

IM: Showdown time...*pulls out his Zanbatou*

***MEANWHILE.........***

Jazzy: 5.99 for an 8-pack? LIKE HELL!!!

Koga: An 8-pack of what? Tell me?

Jazzy: You'll know when you're older.

Koga: But I'm old enough!!

Jazzy: NO YOU'RE NOT!!

Koga: Whatever..

Kagome: These clothes are SOOOOOO trendy!!

Inuyasha: WHAT-*bounce*-EVER...*bounce*

Yami: Candles! *eats*

SFS: BASEBALL BATS!!!! *smashes the Moon*

Miroku: PANTIES!!! *Eats*

RP: I LOVVVVEEEE YOUUUUUUU...even though you ate panties..

*** MEANWHILE........ ***

Red: *pokes SB and he explodes* Wow, I like that Self-Activating

Poke Timer-Bomb that you made, IceMage!!

IM: I got bored.

Kagura: So did I. *shows a Nuclear Cheese Flame Thrower*

Kikyo: So did I. *shows bloody knife*

Yami: WHO SAID YOU COULD STAB!!!! *does the karate poke of DOOM*

Skittles: *smother Kikyo* FRUITTTTYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-NESSSS!

IM: And so, Kikyo dies again. That's all for now, but we'll

keep coming strong, here at Wal-Mart..'Till then....

(NO FLAMIES!!!!!)

Remember, 1 has guessed correctly.....