(R&R!!!) Chapter 15- May I Take Your Order?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!
NOTICE: The contest is going great. RedEyesDemon, it's TWO
countries, 'kay? Well, one's in, 2 to go...Oh, and people who
have already or currently been in the fic cannot enter.
IM: Did I just kill the Wal-Mart Mascot? Oh well, it looks like he
won't be rollin' back prices anymore.
Red: You can say that again.
IM: Oh well, it looks-
Red: It's an expression.
IM: I knew that.
Red: .....
Kikyo: Now what?
RP: DON'T MAKE ME HAVE MY SKITTLES GET GHETTO ON YOU, NOW!!
Kikyo: *whimpers and retreats to a corner*
RP: I thought so. *sucks on a lemon*
Miroku: Can we go to the mall again?
Kagome: We blew that up, remember?
Miroku: ...................................Can we go to the mall
again?
Sesshy: Idiot.
SFS: YOU TELL HIM, FLUFF-NUT!!
IM: Fluff-Nut? You really have a lot of time on your hands....
SFS: Damn right.
Kagura: Ice cubes are yum. *eats*
Yami: Let's go to...a....CANDLE SHOP!!! AHAHHAAHHAAH! *runs away*
IM: We're going to the Industrial Park.
Red: Isn't there Sulphuric and Acidic stuff there that could melt
our flesh and bones?
IM: Yeah, and your point is?
Red: There is no point. LET'S GO!
Kagura: *teleports them to the Industrial Park*
All: THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!!
Kagura: And because of that, I shall keep doing it. *eats an ice
cube*
Miroku: I thought we were going to the park where I could stalk
women.....Crap, did I just say that out loud?
Naraku: Yes.
Miroku: Dammit.
Jazzy: YOU'RE MOVING TOO SLOW, KEEP THE PACE!! *hits Koga with a
whip again*
Koga: You don't have to be so harsh!
Jazzy: Yes I do. It's my job.
Koga: Really?
Jazzy: No.
Koga: Oh.
Sesshy: GREEN WATER!! EEEEE! *dips his tail in and it burns it*
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! GETITOUTGETITOUT!!! *runs in a circle*
SFS: Do you by chance have a baseball bat I could borrow?
Kagome: I do!
SFS: *takes it and smashes the moon*
All: THAT'S THE 5th TIME THIS WEEK!
IM: *dumps toxic waste on a security guard* This should be
interesting......*the guard mutates*
SG: BLOOOOG!! I'LL.......I'LL....I'LL MAKE YOU DO THE MACARENA!!!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!! RUNNNNNNNN! *a chase begins, like from
Scooby-Doo, with retro 70's music playing*
Kagura: *throws an ice cube at the guard's head*
SG: FINE THEN, MORE MACARENA FOR YOUUUUUUU!!
Kagura: *in her head* (Damn.)
IM: (Okay, I'm tired of doing something that was hip in the 70's)
*he draws his sword and cuts the guard's legs off*
Red: *pulls out a SMG and blasts the MF'er to high holy hell*
Miroku: That was fun, let's do tha-*weapons get pointed at him*
-t never again!
Kagura: *teleports them to Mc Donalds*
All: WHAT IN THE HELL?!!
Kagura: I'm hungry.
All: Oh, well we are too, so...umm..good job?
IM: Form a line guys, and have money ready.
McCashier: May I, like, Take Your Order, like?
IM: One Double Hamburger, with fries and a Vanilla Coke.
McC: Is that, like, all?
IM: If it wasn't, I would've told you more.
McC: REALLY?! That's, like, so cool! *goes and gets order*
All: (Dipshit.)
*** MEANWHILE ***
Sesshy: WHADDYA MEAN YA DON'T HAVE HUMAN FLESH?
McC: You see sir, we-
Sesshy: Just shut up and gimme a McFlurry.
Inuyasha: One Quarter Pounder.....with bacon and fre--nc-h fri-es.
McC: Coming up......Whatever you are!
Miroku: One Cheeseburger, with a side of pantie-I..I mean fries..
Kagome: A Big Mac.
All but Kagome: O.o *snicker*
Kagome: SHUT UP!
Kagura and Naraku: One McFilet-o-Fish with ice cream, please.
McC: Are you sure?
K & N: DO YOU CHALLENGE OUR POWER, MORTAL?
McC: Okay then...
Shippo: *is jumping to reach counter* A---3-Piece---Nugg---et---Combo
---with---a---large---Sprite!
McC: Anything else?
Shippo: Don't make me jump anymore!!
Red: Demon Combo #2.
McC: We don't carry that combo anymore, it didn't sell too well.
Red: (Damn.) One package of cookies, then.
Sango: HAPPY MEAL!
SFS: MEE TOOO!
Yami: MEEEE THREEEEEE!!!!
Jazzy: MEEEEE FOURRRRRR!!
Koga: Umm..me five?
Jinenji: Everything.
McC: O.o
All: When'd YOU show up?
Jinenji: *shrugs*
IM: Well, we leave you here at Mc Donalds here today. It seems that
everybody got their food without killing anybody, which is a first!
Next time, the after-effects of a Filet-O-Fish and Ice Cream,
Muffins that amazingly squeak, and video games! See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!)
Remember, some people have it HALF RIGHT.....
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!
NOTICE: The contest is going great. RedEyesDemon, it's TWO
countries, 'kay? Well, one's in, 2 to go...Oh, and people who
have already or currently been in the fic cannot enter.
IM: Did I just kill the Wal-Mart Mascot? Oh well, it looks like he
won't be rollin' back prices anymore.
Red: You can say that again.
IM: Oh well, it looks-
Red: It's an expression.
IM: I knew that.
Red: .....
Kikyo: Now what?
RP: DON'T MAKE ME HAVE MY SKITTLES GET GHETTO ON YOU, NOW!!
Kikyo: *whimpers and retreats to a corner*
RP: I thought so. *sucks on a lemon*
Miroku: Can we go to the mall again?
Kagome: We blew that up, remember?
Miroku: ...................................Can we go to the mall
again?
Sesshy: Idiot.
SFS: YOU TELL HIM, FLUFF-NUT!!
IM: Fluff-Nut? You really have a lot of time on your hands....
SFS: Damn right.
Kagura: Ice cubes are yum. *eats*
Yami: Let's go to...a....CANDLE SHOP!!! AHAHHAAHHAAH! *runs away*
IM: We're going to the Industrial Park.
Red: Isn't there Sulphuric and Acidic stuff there that could melt
our flesh and bones?
IM: Yeah, and your point is?
Red: There is no point. LET'S GO!
Kagura: *teleports them to the Industrial Park*
All: THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!!
Kagura: And because of that, I shall keep doing it. *eats an ice
cube*
Miroku: I thought we were going to the park where I could stalk
women.....Crap, did I just say that out loud?
Naraku: Yes.
Miroku: Dammit.
Jazzy: YOU'RE MOVING TOO SLOW, KEEP THE PACE!! *hits Koga with a
whip again*
Koga: You don't have to be so harsh!
Jazzy: Yes I do. It's my job.
Koga: Really?
Jazzy: No.
Koga: Oh.
Sesshy: GREEN WATER!! EEEEE! *dips his tail in and it burns it*
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! GETITOUTGETITOUT!!! *runs in a circle*
SFS: Do you by chance have a baseball bat I could borrow?
Kagome: I do!
SFS: *takes it and smashes the moon*
All: THAT'S THE 5th TIME THIS WEEK!
IM: *dumps toxic waste on a security guard* This should be
interesting......*the guard mutates*
SG: BLOOOOG!! I'LL.......I'LL....I'LL MAKE YOU DO THE MACARENA!!!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!! RUNNNNNNNN! *a chase begins, like from
Scooby-Doo, with retro 70's music playing*
Kagura: *throws an ice cube at the guard's head*
SG: FINE THEN, MORE MACARENA FOR YOUUUUUUU!!
Kagura: *in her head* (Damn.)
IM: (Okay, I'm tired of doing something that was hip in the 70's)
*he draws his sword and cuts the guard's legs off*
Red: *pulls out a SMG and blasts the MF'er to high holy hell*
Miroku: That was fun, let's do tha-*weapons get pointed at him*
-t never again!
Kagura: *teleports them to Mc Donalds*
All: WHAT IN THE HELL?!!
Kagura: I'm hungry.
All: Oh, well we are too, so...umm..good job?
IM: Form a line guys, and have money ready.
McCashier: May I, like, Take Your Order, like?
IM: One Double Hamburger, with fries and a Vanilla Coke.
McC: Is that, like, all?
IM: If it wasn't, I would've told you more.
McC: REALLY?! That's, like, so cool! *goes and gets order*
All: (Dipshit.)
*** MEANWHILE ***
Sesshy: WHADDYA MEAN YA DON'T HAVE HUMAN FLESH?
McC: You see sir, we-
Sesshy: Just shut up and gimme a McFlurry.
Inuyasha: One Quarter Pounder.....with bacon and fre--nc-h fri-es.
McC: Coming up......Whatever you are!
Miroku: One Cheeseburger, with a side of pantie-I..I mean fries..
Kagome: A Big Mac.
All but Kagome: O.o *snicker*
Kagome: SHUT UP!
Kagura and Naraku: One McFilet-o-Fish with ice cream, please.
McC: Are you sure?
K & N: DO YOU CHALLENGE OUR POWER, MORTAL?
McC: Okay then...
Shippo: *is jumping to reach counter* A---3-Piece---Nugg---et---Combo
---with---a---large---Sprite!
McC: Anything else?
Shippo: Don't make me jump anymore!!
Red: Demon Combo #2.
McC: We don't carry that combo anymore, it didn't sell too well.
Red: (Damn.) One package of cookies, then.
Sango: HAPPY MEAL!
SFS: MEE TOOO!
Yami: MEEEE THREEEEEE!!!!
Jazzy: MEEEEE FOURRRRRR!!
Koga: Umm..me five?
Jinenji: Everything.
McC: O.o
All: When'd YOU show up?
Jinenji: *shrugs*
IM: Well, we leave you here at Mc Donalds here today. It seems that
everybody got their food without killing anybody, which is a first!
Next time, the after-effects of a Filet-O-Fish and Ice Cream,
Muffins that amazingly squeak, and video games! See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!)
Remember, some people have it HALF RIGHT.....