The Chosen One

by DLKster

This is really a parody of The Matrix. The character names are different(e.g. Morphman is Morpheus). If you didn't see the first Matrix and want to see it, don't read it... it will spoil you! Please r&r. Thanx ya and enjoy!!

1. Me?

The Chosen One: Me??? (Dman is in the office doing some typical office work in his cubicle)

Dman: Darn. I hate work. Why did I take this job that pays me $50,000 per hour... all I really do is just breathe.

(THe phone rings, Dman answers it)

Dman: Hello?

Morphman: Hi Neo... it been a long time.

Dman: I'm not Neo.

Morphman: Deo? Meo? Meow?

Dman: I'm Dman you idiot!

Morphman: Oh sorry, I got the wrong person.

(Dman hangs up the phone and minutes later, the phone rings again and Dman picks it up)

Morphman: It's me again. Neo is dead. Can you take its place, Dman?

Dman: Hmm... ok.

(So Dman escapes from the agents and is in a creepy room where Morphman offers Dman the blue pill and the red pill)

Morphman: Choose the blue pill, you will be cool and handsome. Choose the red pill, you will wake up and find out you're not cool and handsome.

Dman: What's wrong with you? I'm not allowed to take drugs from strangers!

Morphman: Ok...

(Morphman throws the pills and takes out a blue lollypop and a red lollypop)

Dman: Blue lollypop.

(Takes it and eats it)

Morphman: Now you are one of us.

Dman: Huh? You don't make sense...

Morphman:(muttering) dodging bullets and crap.

Dman: Oh cool!!!!