Xavier Kindergarten
By FairyDustCloud
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution.
FairyDustCloud: Thank you to all the people who reviewed my fanfic! The reviews made me so happy! Here are my replies to the people who reviewed.
Toddler- I'm not sure if a Logan/Rogue or an Ororo/Remy pairing would work. Sorry to disappoint you, but I kind of already planned out the romantic interests for the characters. I might write a fanfic with those couples in a different fanfic, though. For now, I hope you enjoy the Romy and Ororo/Logan pairing in this fanfic.
Spirited1-I'm glad that you like this fanfic so much! Since you asked for a sequel, I'll make one once I finish this fanfic.
Kitty- Thanks for reviewing! Here's the next chapter.
Rogue151- Yay! I'm happy that you think this fanfic is funny.
FairyDustCloud: Now, on with the fanfic (and the mutant toddlers' game of Knights and Princesses.) ^_^
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Chapter 3
"Oh no! Dear Scott, our daughter is missing!" said Queen Jean, sitting on her throne of boxes.
"Then we must find a brave warrior to save our lovely daughter," said King Scott, adjusting his over-sized paper crown.
Pietro walked up to Jean and Scott.
"I, Knight Pietro, am here to save the princess," said Pietro. "I'm the bravest of the brave!"
"Thank you, brave one. Here are two sprites that will help you along your journey," said Queen Jean, motioning at Rogue and Remy.
"You're good at being a queen," said King Scott.
"Thank you," said Jean.
"You're welcome," replied Scott.
"Excuse me, but the game isn't over yet," reminded Knight Pietro.
"Oh, eh, yeah. Here are the sprites," said Scott, pushing Rogue and Remy in front of Pietro.
"Okay, I'm going to save the princess from the big hairy monster," said Pietro, walking by the guards.
"Pietro, we have boring roles! We don't get to do anything!" said Lance, angrily.
"Yeah, we vant to be something different," said Kurt.
"Sorry, but I didn't hear either of you object when I assigned both of you as guards," said Pietro. "But being the nice guy that I am, I'll let both of you be monsters with Logan."
"Monster? What!?" shouted Lance.
"Take it or leave it," said Pietro.
"We accept," sighed Kurt as he and Lance put on a sign that said 'Monster' around their neck.
"You can't pass! We are the super-strong monsters!" shouted Lance, waving his short arms around like a maniac.
"You're crazy if you think you can beat us!" hollered Kurt.
"Watch me!" shouted Pietro, swinging his sword around in an attempt to look like a brave warrior with skills.
Kurt teleported behind Pietro and pushed him lightly to the floor. Pietro scowled and jumped to his feet. He looked at Rogue and Remy, who were each sneaking peeks at other and finally gazing into each other's eyes.
"Hello! Remy and Rogue, you're supposed to be sprites that give me weapons," said Pietro, tapping his feet impatiently.
"Oh, right," said Rogue, breaking the moment between Remy and her. She grabbed a green pillow off the ground and tossed it to Pietro.
"There's yah shield," explained Rogue.
Remy walked over to Scott's tricycle and grabbed the tomato red helmet.
"Hey, Speed Demon! Catch!" said Remy, throwing the helmet to Pietro.
"Take this!" said Lance, creating a small earthquake that knocked Pietro off his feet.
Pietro quickly got up and charged at Lance and Kurt. He held his shield/pillow in front of himself, throwing Lance and Kurt to the ground.
"And Pietro wins! Thank you! Thank you!" said Pietro, bowing.
"Yah still gotta get past Logan," informed Rogue. Pietro blinked.
"Uh, right," said Pietro, marching towards Logan, who was guarding a bunch of piled boxes that was supposed to be a castle with Kitty in it.
*Smash*
Pietro ducked as lamp crashed to the floor.
"Todd! Fred! What did you two think you were doing!" screeched Jean, trying to act like an adult.
"Todd did it!" said Fred, pointing his chubby finger at Todd.
"No way, yo! Fred decided to try to sneak one of Ororo's cookies, and I tripped over him! Yo, if he hadn't gotten so hungry, I wouldn't have tripped and hit into the lamp!" said Todd.
"I'll pick up the lamp," said Jean, using her telekinetic powers to try to lift the lamp. Unfortunately, her powers weren't strong enough to lift the lamp up. Instead, Logan and Storm walked towards the lamp and picked it up.
"You're just lucky that you didn't break anything expensive," said Ororo. "All you broke were the lightbulb and a few vases." Needless to say, these mutant toddlers did not know that the vases were priceless.
"You guys should be more careful," began Jean with her eyes closed, thinking that she looked very mature at the moment. Jean went into a childish speech that sounded like a lecture to the young toddlers.
10 minutes later, Jean finished her speech and opened her eyes. During her "speech," Todd and Fred managed to sneak away. She looked around and saw that her fellow toddlers were about to doze off into lala-land.
"Like, is anyone going to save me yet?" chirped Kitty, her head popping above the wall of boxes.
"Oh yeah! We need to continue the game!" said Scott. "I almost forgot because Jean kept on talking and talking and-."
Jean stepped on Scott's foot which cause Scott to cringe in pain.
"You were saying?" asked Jean, sweetly.
"We need to continue this game," reminded Pietro. "Where did we leave off?"
"Remy tinks you were about to fight Logan." said Remy.
"Alright," said Pietro, walking towards Logan with his cardboard sword in front of him. "I'm ready."
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FairyDustCloud: I hope you enjoyed this fanfic!
Kitty: I bet I'll never be rescued.
Pietro: Yes, you will because I'm going to save you!
Kitty: That's what I was afraid of. I might as well get used to living in a castle of boxes.
Pietro: Hey! Don't you have any faith in me?
Kitty: Nope.
Rogue: Shut up!
FairyDustCloud: Thank you, Rogue. I couldn't have said it better myself. Hehe. Oh, and please read and review! They inspire me to write more! ^_^