(R&R!!) Chapter 18- Countdown to Stupidity
Disclaimer: Inuyasha's great, but I don't own it...
NOTICE: YAAY! 100 reviews! Thank you to all the people who have
reviewed since I started this fic, your comments have really helped
me along. Now, for our Feature Presentation.....
IM: Hello again, faithful readers, and it seems my squeaky muffins
will rain DOOM upon this city. Hopefully I'll get a chance...
SFS: A chance to WHAT, you say?
All: O.o
Red: Are you feeling alright? No replies using "GunKAH!!!" or
"Lemon of the Undefeated East??" Strange....
Sfb: That "Proper English" game did this!!
Red: *walks back in and breaks it*
Owner: You pay for that!!!
Red: Hell no.
Owner: YOU DIE!!!
Sango: *pokes him* YOU SQUEAK!! COME HERE AND LEMME POKE!!!
Owner: AAAAAAHHH!!! GET AWAAAAAYYY!!!
IM: I guess we can leave Sango to that job...Kagura, teleport.
Kagura: You promise you won't get mad?
All: We promise...
Kagura: Where to?
IM: A random place, that defies humanity and civilization as we
know it!
Yami: They closed those all down, sorry.
IM: (Dammit.) Well, just teleport us somewhere.
Kagura: Ice-CUBULET!!! *teleports them to a car wash*
RP: WHY A CAR WASH?!!?
Kagura: *shrugs*
IM: Take us somewhere else.
Kagura: ICE-----CUBULETTOO!!! *teleports them to the Rocket and
Space Center*
Sfb: I can leave my mark with my MD here! MUWAAHAHAHH!!! *runs off*
IM: You did something right for once, Kagura.
Kagura: FINALLY!!
Shippo: *buys a stuffed space shuttle and throws it at the clerk*
Inuyasha: *eats a space magnet* They just keep getting BETTER AND
BETTER!!
Clerk: GIVE THAT BACK!!
Inuyasha: I don't think you want it back...
Kikyo: Space exploration began in-
Jazzy: THERE SHE IS KOGA, ONWARD MARCH!!!! *leaps off Koga*
You tried to escape my fury....
Koga: There she goes again....Man, this bunny suit ITCHES!!!
Kikyo: So what if I did?
Jazzy: BACKTALKING!! YOU'LL REGRET THAT!! *begins to beat her
even more*
Naraku: EEEEE!! Space Shuttle Tour!!! C'MON!!!!!
Sesshy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TicketClerk: Tickets, please.
IM: I have all of them.
TC: You may pass...
Jazzy: *throws Kikyo aside* WAIT UP!!
TC: Tickets please...OH, YOU HAVE A GIANT BUNNY???
Koga: What the???
Jazzy: Umm..yeah?
TC: You may pass!!!
Jazzy and Koga: ??????
Red: Lookit this thing!!
IM: Wow, the seats are comfy...
Sesshy: Hey, what's THIS button DOOOOO???? *presses it and an alarm
goes off* Oops...
Shippo: YOUSTARTEDIT YOUSTARTEDIT!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GOING TO THE MOON!!! MOONRIDE MOONRIDE!!! DOOODEEEDOOOOOO!!!
IM: (Now's my chance!!) *he drops the muffins out on the ground*
Muwhahahhahah...
MissionControl: YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE-
Sesshy: CODE OF HONOR FOR PIGLETS?
MC: No, the code for-
Sesshy: WAIT, LEMME GUESS!! WATER? SPACE TRAVEL? BUCKETS? COKE?
MC: SPACE TRAVEL! GET OUT OF THERE!!
IM: No. I have now released SQUEAKY MUFFINS OF DOOM on the Earth,
and now the Earth will be a...a..DOOMY place!!
MC: (They're IDIOTS! Let's humor them...) Okay then, I'll start
the countdown...(It has no gas!!) 10....9......8....
Miroku: MOONRIDE!!!
MC: ....7........6........5........4..
IM: *fills the emergency tanks full of gas*
MC: ...3........2.............1 1/2.........1....1/2......
RP: *gulps*
MC: 0.......IGNITION!!! *the rocket starts* WHAT THE??
All: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
MC: There goes my paycheck....
Red: EVERYBODY NOW!!!! GOIN' TO THE MOON-
All: MOONRIDE, MOONRIDE!!!!!!!
Red: Now, a new song you already know!!!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Red: WE'RE WHALERS OF THE-
All: MOON!
Red: WE CARRY A-
All: HARPOON!!
Red: WE TELL TALL-
All: TALES!
Red: AND FEAST ON-
All: SNAILS!
Red: WHILE WE SING THIS WHALEY-
All: TUNE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
IM: Wow, we're in space! Or....almost. As you can see below me,
the Earth is being enslaved by my SQUEAKY MUFFINS OF DOOM!!!
that I grew from the Plasma of a shoe, old pineapple, and a hint
of Gamma Radiation...Anywho, next time, How High Can YOU Jump?,
Aliens, and Whalers of the Moon! See ya soon!
(PLEASE, NO FLAMES!!)
Disclaimer: Inuyasha's great, but I don't own it...
NOTICE: YAAY! 100 reviews! Thank you to all the people who have
reviewed since I started this fic, your comments have really helped
me along. Now, for our Feature Presentation.....
IM: Hello again, faithful readers, and it seems my squeaky muffins
will rain DOOM upon this city. Hopefully I'll get a chance...
SFS: A chance to WHAT, you say?
All: O.o
Red: Are you feeling alright? No replies using "GunKAH!!!" or
"Lemon of the Undefeated East??" Strange....
Sfb: That "Proper English" game did this!!
Red: *walks back in and breaks it*
Owner: You pay for that!!!
Red: Hell no.
Owner: YOU DIE!!!
Sango: *pokes him* YOU SQUEAK!! COME HERE AND LEMME POKE!!!
Owner: AAAAAAHHH!!! GET AWAAAAAYYY!!!
IM: I guess we can leave Sango to that job...Kagura, teleport.
Kagura: You promise you won't get mad?
All: We promise...
Kagura: Where to?
IM: A random place, that defies humanity and civilization as we
know it!
Yami: They closed those all down, sorry.
IM: (Dammit.) Well, just teleport us somewhere.
Kagura: Ice-CUBULET!!! *teleports them to a car wash*
RP: WHY A CAR WASH?!!?
Kagura: *shrugs*
IM: Take us somewhere else.
Kagura: ICE-----CUBULETTOO!!! *teleports them to the Rocket and
Space Center*
Sfb: I can leave my mark with my MD here! MUWAAHAHAHH!!! *runs off*
IM: You did something right for once, Kagura.
Kagura: FINALLY!!
Shippo: *buys a stuffed space shuttle and throws it at the clerk*
Inuyasha: *eats a space magnet* They just keep getting BETTER AND
BETTER!!
Clerk: GIVE THAT BACK!!
Inuyasha: I don't think you want it back...
Kikyo: Space exploration began in-
Jazzy: THERE SHE IS KOGA, ONWARD MARCH!!!! *leaps off Koga*
You tried to escape my fury....
Koga: There she goes again....Man, this bunny suit ITCHES!!!
Kikyo: So what if I did?
Jazzy: BACKTALKING!! YOU'LL REGRET THAT!! *begins to beat her
even more*
Naraku: EEEEE!! Space Shuttle Tour!!! C'MON!!!!!
Sesshy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TicketClerk: Tickets, please.
IM: I have all of them.
TC: You may pass...
Jazzy: *throws Kikyo aside* WAIT UP!!
TC: Tickets please...OH, YOU HAVE A GIANT BUNNY???
Koga: What the???
Jazzy: Umm..yeah?
TC: You may pass!!!
Jazzy and Koga: ??????
Red: Lookit this thing!!
IM: Wow, the seats are comfy...
Sesshy: Hey, what's THIS button DOOOOO???? *presses it and an alarm
goes off* Oops...
Shippo: YOUSTARTEDIT YOUSTARTEDIT!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GOING TO THE MOON!!! MOONRIDE MOONRIDE!!! DOOODEEEDOOOOOO!!!
IM: (Now's my chance!!) *he drops the muffins out on the ground*
Muwhahahhahah...
MissionControl: YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE-
Sesshy: CODE OF HONOR FOR PIGLETS?
MC: No, the code for-
Sesshy: WAIT, LEMME GUESS!! WATER? SPACE TRAVEL? BUCKETS? COKE?
MC: SPACE TRAVEL! GET OUT OF THERE!!
IM: No. I have now released SQUEAKY MUFFINS OF DOOM on the Earth,
and now the Earth will be a...a..DOOMY place!!
MC: (They're IDIOTS! Let's humor them...) Okay then, I'll start
the countdown...(It has no gas!!) 10....9......8....
Miroku: MOONRIDE!!!
MC: ....7........6........5........4..
IM: *fills the emergency tanks full of gas*
MC: ...3........2.............1 1/2.........1....1/2......
RP: *gulps*
MC: 0.......IGNITION!!! *the rocket starts* WHAT THE??
All: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
MC: There goes my paycheck....
Red: EVERYBODY NOW!!!! GOIN' TO THE MOON-
All: MOONRIDE, MOONRIDE!!!!!!!
Red: Now, a new song you already know!!!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Red: WE'RE WHALERS OF THE-
All: MOON!
Red: WE CARRY A-
All: HARPOON!!
Red: WE TELL TALL-
All: TALES!
Red: AND FEAST ON-
All: SNAILS!
Red: WHILE WE SING THIS WHALEY-
All: TUNE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
IM: Wow, we're in space! Or....almost. As you can see below me,
the Earth is being enslaved by my SQUEAKY MUFFINS OF DOOM!!!
that I grew from the Plasma of a shoe, old pineapple, and a hint
of Gamma Radiation...Anywho, next time, How High Can YOU Jump?,
Aliens, and Whalers of the Moon! See ya soon!
(PLEASE, NO FLAMES!!)