The Chosen One: Meet the Simulatrix
(Morphman is leading Meow, Trainity, and Dman into a room with a bunch of
chairs and stuff. There are chairs organized in a circle and a box labeled
"stuff".)
Dman: What is this room?
Morphman: This is where the dodging bullet and all that crap start from here. You use the Simulatrix and enter the matrix.
Dman: What is the matrix again?
Meow:(groans) Ugh! Retard! The matrix is this big world thingy.
Trainity:(to Dman) Idiot...
Dman: Geez. I didn't mean to piss "meow meow boy" and "chu chu train" here.
Morphman: Guys, we are wasting precious time. We must start the training. Now everyone take a seat.
(Everyone except Morphman takes a seat on a chair.)
Morphman: Now, we'll do a test drive. Just close your eyes and let your imagination take you to the training.
(They start to close their eyes and use their imagination. Dman pictures himself in La La Land where everyone is happy. The flowers wave at him and the Barney the Pink Dinosaur gives him a hug. Then few seconds later, Morphman slaps his face to "wake him up")
Morphman: What kind of imagination is that? Try again and do it right!
(Dman tries again and sees himself on top of a building with Meow, Trainity, and Morphman.)
Morphman: Now, you must know how to jump from building to building, especially when you have to pick up the pizza you ordered. Just believe in yourself blah blah blah and all that junk.
Dman:(meditating) I see dead people.
Morphman: DANG IT! JUST JUMP!
(Morphman takes out a gun and points it at Dman.)
Dman: You can't shoot me. I can dodge bullets!
Morphman: You haven't learn that yet. Plus, two of our men died. So you can actually die.
Dman: Mommy!
(Dman jumps off to the other building)
Morphman: Finally that idiot did something right
(As Dman is still in air, he misses the second building and ends up falling down.)
Dman: AHHHH!!!!
Morphman: This is going to take a while...
(Later on, Morphman and Dman are walking in a simulated city with lots of people)
Dman: Why aren't Meow and Trainity with us?
Morphman: Because they already learn everything the past few hours.
Dman: Oh.
Morphman: Dman, there are these agents out there. They are very scary and dangerous. They sometimes can be anyone...
(Dman looks around and see the blond girl in a red dress. He runs to her and start punching her in the face.)
Morphman: NO! NOT HER YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!
(The girl runs away crying and Dman looks at Morphman)
Dman: Well, I thought the agents might fool me by looking like a hot blond girl.
(There is a man dressed in a Chunky Chicken Costume giving out free samples)
Dman: Wow! Free samples!
(Dman runs up to the chicken guy and before Dman could grab a piece, the chicken guy pulls out a gun, pointing at Dman's head.)
Dman: Mommy!
Morphman: Freeze!
(Time stop when Morphman says "freeze". Dman is also stopped in motion.)
Morphman: You stupid moron. You're not frozen in time.
(Dman slowly starts to move his arm.)
Dman: Oh. Hm. These samples taste good. Want one?
Morphman: How many training is it going to take to stuff it all down in your little pee brain?
(The cell phone rings. Morphman picks it up and answers)
Morphman: Hello?
Trainity: Morphman. We got a major problem here. We ordered pizza and it has to be picked up in 15 minutes.
Morphman: All right. We'll get there. Ok, Dman, for once don't screw up! End simulatrix.
(The background and everything disappears. Morphman and Dman exits the Simulatrix)
Dman: What is this room?
Morphman: This is where the dodging bullet and all that crap start from here. You use the Simulatrix and enter the matrix.
Dman: What is the matrix again?
Meow:(groans) Ugh! Retard! The matrix is this big world thingy.
Trainity:(to Dman) Idiot...
Dman: Geez. I didn't mean to piss "meow meow boy" and "chu chu train" here.
Morphman: Guys, we are wasting precious time. We must start the training. Now everyone take a seat.
(Everyone except Morphman takes a seat on a chair.)
Morphman: Now, we'll do a test drive. Just close your eyes and let your imagination take you to the training.
(They start to close their eyes and use their imagination. Dman pictures himself in La La Land where everyone is happy. The flowers wave at him and the Barney the Pink Dinosaur gives him a hug. Then few seconds later, Morphman slaps his face to "wake him up")
Morphman: What kind of imagination is that? Try again and do it right!
(Dman tries again and sees himself on top of a building with Meow, Trainity, and Morphman.)
Morphman: Now, you must know how to jump from building to building, especially when you have to pick up the pizza you ordered. Just believe in yourself blah blah blah and all that junk.
Dman:(meditating) I see dead people.
Morphman: DANG IT! JUST JUMP!
(Morphman takes out a gun and points it at Dman.)
Dman: You can't shoot me. I can dodge bullets!
Morphman: You haven't learn that yet. Plus, two of our men died. So you can actually die.
Dman: Mommy!
(Dman jumps off to the other building)
Morphman: Finally that idiot did something right
(As Dman is still in air, he misses the second building and ends up falling down.)
Dman: AHHHH!!!!
Morphman: This is going to take a while...
(Later on, Morphman and Dman are walking in a simulated city with lots of people)
Dman: Why aren't Meow and Trainity with us?
Morphman: Because they already learn everything the past few hours.
Dman: Oh.
Morphman: Dman, there are these agents out there. They are very scary and dangerous. They sometimes can be anyone...
(Dman looks around and see the blond girl in a red dress. He runs to her and start punching her in the face.)
Morphman: NO! NOT HER YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!
(The girl runs away crying and Dman looks at Morphman)
Dman: Well, I thought the agents might fool me by looking like a hot blond girl.
(There is a man dressed in a Chunky Chicken Costume giving out free samples)
Dman: Wow! Free samples!
(Dman runs up to the chicken guy and before Dman could grab a piece, the chicken guy pulls out a gun, pointing at Dman's head.)
Dman: Mommy!
Morphman: Freeze!
(Time stop when Morphman says "freeze". Dman is also stopped in motion.)
Morphman: You stupid moron. You're not frozen in time.
(Dman slowly starts to move his arm.)
Dman: Oh. Hm. These samples taste good. Want one?
Morphman: How many training is it going to take to stuff it all down in your little pee brain?
(The cell phone rings. Morphman picks it up and answers)
Morphman: Hello?
Trainity: Morphman. We got a major problem here. We ordered pizza and it has to be picked up in 15 minutes.
Morphman: All right. We'll get there. Ok, Dman, for once don't screw up! End simulatrix.
(The background and everything disappears. Morphman and Dman exits the Simulatrix)