(R&R!) Chapter 20- Can You Listen to Rap Metal At The Table?
Disclaimer: I don't own IY, peeps.
NOTICE: And so marks another milestone- 20 chs. Wee-hoo!
IM: Well, it's back to Earth for us. The time on the Moon was short
(1 hour) but it was fun while it lasted. It's time to check on my
little hell-raisers down on Earth anyway. I wonder how many people
they killed?
Shippo: *has a seizure*
Naraku: LOOKIT' HIM SQUIRM!!!! MUWAAHAHAH-*is stabbed*
Shippo: BAS-*convulses* ARGH!!
Koga: What, Shippo?
Shippo: BASTA-*convulses* GUH!!!!
Koga: WHAT!?!
Shippo: Never....mi-*convulses*
LH: All that mayhem in his head, plus the carbon level of the Moon
caused him to have a seizure.
All: O.o
LH: Time for my sugar break...*walks away*
IM: *watches Rurouni Kenshin*
Red: OOOH!!
IM: Get your own.
Red: WAAH! *runs toward the Ice Cubulet vault*
Jazzy: Umm, Red? I wouldn't go ove-
Red: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Jazzy: Never mind.
Red: WAAAAAAAAAAA-Hmm? What's this? *looks at IC vault*
Kagura: BaCk AwAy....BOOGAH!!!! *pokes Red*
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jazzy: Told ya.
Miroku: *is writing* My Dearest Kikyo, with your eyes-
RP: WHAT THE???? You actually LIKE that *****?
Miroku: Umm....I-
RP: YOU LIKED ME, YOU GIGOLO!!! *beats him*
Miroku: AUGGGHHHH!!!!!
IM: He got what was coming to him.
Sfb: Mmmmmmmyep.
IM: No, Kenshin just stabbed this dude in the gut...and oh god,
HERE COMES THE BLOOD!!
Sfb: *sighs*
Inuyasha: Uhh...Captain?
IM: What? And I'm not Captain.
Inuyasha: WE'RE HEADING TOWARD A GIANT BLUE THING!!!!
Kagome: That's the Earth, retard.
Sango: REALLY?!
Kagome: NOT YOU TOO!!!!! *runs away*
Sesshy: Uhh, IM, we're entering Earth's atmosphere.
IM: Okay, thanks. EVERYONE!!!!!!!
All: ???
IM: RUN AROUND!!!!! *buckles himself to the ground*
All: YAAAAAY!!!!!
Sesshy: You know what's gonna happen, don't you SFS?
SFS: YEAH!!!
Sesshy: Y-you do?
SFS: We get to run around, SILLY!!
Sesshy: *buckles himself to the ground*
SFS: HEY, NO FAIR!!! *huggles him right when they enter the lower
atmosphere*
All: !!!!! *they're thrown to the back of the shuttle*
IM: .............And we've landed. Thank you for flying NASA Space
Shuttles, and I don't really give a damn if you're hurt.
All: DO IT AGAIN!!! DOITAGAIN!!!!
IM: Just get off before I release the muffins on you.
All: AWWWWWW!!!
Kagura: Those muffins did THAT???? *the city looks like the
Apocalypse has hit*
All but IM: Coooooooooooooooool.
IM: Now then, Kagura?
Kagura: DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!!
IM: I won't....yet. Teleport us...here. *shows her a picture*
Kagura: CHEERIO!! *teleports*
Sesshy: Gesundheit! Man, there HAS to be something going around...
Red: Cool, a music store!
IM: It has great tunes. Go on in, they won't fatally bite.
All: O.o
IM: Just in case, I have Machetes.
All: OKAY!!! *they run inside*
IM: Before you listen to your own thing, put on these headphones.
All: ???? *they put the cheap ones on*
IM: TONY!! Number 16!
Tony: Gotcha.
IM: Let's see the quality of your eardrums. *Linkin Park plays,
on a Metallica Concert sound level*
All: O.O!!!! *All but IM, and Sfb are blown into the wall*
Sfb: Wooow...
IM: Didn't think that there would just be one....damn....
All: DOITAGAIN!!! DOITAGAIN!!!
IM: You can, just listen to or buy stuff. I'll be waiting in 10 mins.
Sfb: I get this..and this...and 12 of these!!!
Kagura: HOW ARE YOU GOIN' TO PAY FOR THAT?!
Sfb: The invention of the credit card.
Kagura: Damn, I wish I had one of those!!!
********************10 MINUTES LATER....******************************
IM: Everyone here?
All: YUP!!!
IM: Kagura, teleport here...*shows her another picture*
Kagura: RIGHTY-O, CAPTAIN!!!! *teleports to the restaurant called
Fancy!*
IM: Perfect.
Sesshy: Wow, a fancy restaurant!!!!
IM: My gift.
Shippo: Neat.
IM: I guess there's nothing else but to say, "LET'S EAT!!"
All: YEAH!!! *they rush inside*
*IM orders Ramen Noodles, Sesshy and SFS order Spaghetti, Miroku
tried to hit on girls, RP ordered a casserole, Inuyasha and Koga
both ordered a 48 oz. Porterhouse Steak, Kagome and Sango both
order a Giant Caesar Salad, Shippo had Beef, Koga and Jazzy
shared a Lobster and Crab, Kagura and Naraku had Fish and Milk
AGAIN, LH had Bratwurst, Sfb had Cheese, and tackled the waiter
for it, too, Yami had Cinnamon candles, and Red had flesh*
IM: Well, the restaurant was a big success, and everyone's having
a great time!! Next time, it's off to the Aquarium, Rock Climbing,
and Paintball! See ya soon!
(PLEASE, NO FLAMES!!!)
Disclaimer: I don't own IY, peeps.
NOTICE: And so marks another milestone- 20 chs. Wee-hoo!
IM: Well, it's back to Earth for us. The time on the Moon was short
(1 hour) but it was fun while it lasted. It's time to check on my
little hell-raisers down on Earth anyway. I wonder how many people
they killed?
Shippo: *has a seizure*
Naraku: LOOKIT' HIM SQUIRM!!!! MUWAAHAHAH-*is stabbed*
Shippo: BAS-*convulses* ARGH!!
Koga: What, Shippo?
Shippo: BASTA-*convulses* GUH!!!!
Koga: WHAT!?!
Shippo: Never....mi-*convulses*
LH: All that mayhem in his head, plus the carbon level of the Moon
caused him to have a seizure.
All: O.o
LH: Time for my sugar break...*walks away*
IM: *watches Rurouni Kenshin*
Red: OOOH!!
IM: Get your own.
Red: WAAH! *runs toward the Ice Cubulet vault*
Jazzy: Umm, Red? I wouldn't go ove-
Red: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Jazzy: Never mind.
Red: WAAAAAAAAAAA-Hmm? What's this? *looks at IC vault*
Kagura: BaCk AwAy....BOOGAH!!!! *pokes Red*
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jazzy: Told ya.
Miroku: *is writing* My Dearest Kikyo, with your eyes-
RP: WHAT THE???? You actually LIKE that *****?
Miroku: Umm....I-
RP: YOU LIKED ME, YOU GIGOLO!!! *beats him*
Miroku: AUGGGHHHH!!!!!
IM: He got what was coming to him.
Sfb: Mmmmmmmyep.
IM: No, Kenshin just stabbed this dude in the gut...and oh god,
HERE COMES THE BLOOD!!
Sfb: *sighs*
Inuyasha: Uhh...Captain?
IM: What? And I'm not Captain.
Inuyasha: WE'RE HEADING TOWARD A GIANT BLUE THING!!!!
Kagome: That's the Earth, retard.
Sango: REALLY?!
Kagome: NOT YOU TOO!!!!! *runs away*
Sesshy: Uhh, IM, we're entering Earth's atmosphere.
IM: Okay, thanks. EVERYONE!!!!!!!
All: ???
IM: RUN AROUND!!!!! *buckles himself to the ground*
All: YAAAAAY!!!!!
Sesshy: You know what's gonna happen, don't you SFS?
SFS: YEAH!!!
Sesshy: Y-you do?
SFS: We get to run around, SILLY!!
Sesshy: *buckles himself to the ground*
SFS: HEY, NO FAIR!!! *huggles him right when they enter the lower
atmosphere*
All: !!!!! *they're thrown to the back of the shuttle*
IM: .............And we've landed. Thank you for flying NASA Space
Shuttles, and I don't really give a damn if you're hurt.
All: DO IT AGAIN!!! DOITAGAIN!!!!
IM: Just get off before I release the muffins on you.
All: AWWWWWW!!!
Kagura: Those muffins did THAT???? *the city looks like the
Apocalypse has hit*
All but IM: Coooooooooooooooool.
IM: Now then, Kagura?
Kagura: DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!!
IM: I won't....yet. Teleport us...here. *shows her a picture*
Kagura: CHEERIO!! *teleports*
Sesshy: Gesundheit! Man, there HAS to be something going around...
Red: Cool, a music store!
IM: It has great tunes. Go on in, they won't fatally bite.
All: O.o
IM: Just in case, I have Machetes.
All: OKAY!!! *they run inside*
IM: Before you listen to your own thing, put on these headphones.
All: ???? *they put the cheap ones on*
IM: TONY!! Number 16!
Tony: Gotcha.
IM: Let's see the quality of your eardrums. *Linkin Park plays,
on a Metallica Concert sound level*
All: O.O!!!! *All but IM, and Sfb are blown into the wall*
Sfb: Wooow...
IM: Didn't think that there would just be one....damn....
All: DOITAGAIN!!! DOITAGAIN!!!
IM: You can, just listen to or buy stuff. I'll be waiting in 10 mins.
Sfb: I get this..and this...and 12 of these!!!
Kagura: HOW ARE YOU GOIN' TO PAY FOR THAT?!
Sfb: The invention of the credit card.
Kagura: Damn, I wish I had one of those!!!
********************10 MINUTES LATER....******************************
IM: Everyone here?
All: YUP!!!
IM: Kagura, teleport here...*shows her another picture*
Kagura: RIGHTY-O, CAPTAIN!!!! *teleports to the restaurant called
Fancy!*
IM: Perfect.
Sesshy: Wow, a fancy restaurant!!!!
IM: My gift.
Shippo: Neat.
IM: I guess there's nothing else but to say, "LET'S EAT!!"
All: YEAH!!! *they rush inside*
*IM orders Ramen Noodles, Sesshy and SFS order Spaghetti, Miroku
tried to hit on girls, RP ordered a casserole, Inuyasha and Koga
both ordered a 48 oz. Porterhouse Steak, Kagome and Sango both
order a Giant Caesar Salad, Shippo had Beef, Koga and Jazzy
shared a Lobster and Crab, Kagura and Naraku had Fish and Milk
AGAIN, LH had Bratwurst, Sfb had Cheese, and tackled the waiter
for it, too, Yami had Cinnamon candles, and Red had flesh*
IM: Well, the restaurant was a big success, and everyone's having
a great time!! Next time, it's off to the Aquarium, Rock Climbing,
and Paintball! See ya soon!
(PLEASE, NO FLAMES!!!)