The Chosen One: The Vending Oracle
(The Matrix people are at the ship. Morphman, Meow, and Dman are getting
ready to use the Simulatrix)
Morphman: We're going to see the Oracle.
Dman: What's a Oracle?
Morphman: He's the person that foresees the future.
Dman: What's foresee?
Morphman: It is basically predicting...
Dman: What's a basically?
Morphman: Just shut up! You will find out! Trainity, take us to the Oracle.
Trainity: Ok. (pushes a button and Morphman, Meow, and Dman are at the front of the door at Oracle's house)
Dman: I remember watching "The Matrix" that we'll see strange people doing strange things.
Meow: Huh? You know what's behind that door?
Dman: Yea. There's this boy bending a spoon using his mind. Another child making blocks float.
Meow: Idiot. You're just a complete idiot.
Morphman: Ok. Let's just go in.
(They enter and saw one kid bending a fork with his mind and another girl making pencils float)
Meow: Ha! It's a fork, not a spoon. And those aren't blocks. They're pencils!
Morphman: Hush, Meow. There it is. The Oracle.
(The two walk towards it. It is just a woman made out of metal. There is a coin insert at her mouth.)
Meow: You brought the quarters?
Morphman: Yes I did.
(Morphman takes out a quarter and inserts it in the mouth. A tumbling sound is heard and a little piece of paper and mint comes out of the ear and lands on Morphman's hand.)
Morphman: (unfolding the paper) It says "Meow is the chosen one. Good for you." Wow. Nice future. Let's put in another quarter to see what future ends up for Dman over there.(eats the mint)
(Morphman inserts a quarter and a piece of paper and mint comes on Morphman's hand again.)
Morphman: (unfolding the paper) It says "Be on guard for the little ones will rebel." Huh? What does that mean?
(Morphman and Meow turns their head and are shocked as a boy attempts to stab Dman with the bending fork.)
Dman: Someone help me! Is this how he reacts when I threaten him to use a spoon instead of a fork? Ow! The girl is throwing pencils at me!
(Morphman and Meow runs away, leaving Dman to figure how to battle against the kids using his own mind. Oh the horror!)
Dman: Oh thanks a lot guys. Well, if there's one thing I would want to do before I leave...
(Dman runs to the vending Oracle and punches the chest and it opens. The quarters are spilling out.)
Dman: (picking up many quarters as possible) Jackpot!!!!
(Dman stuff the quarters in his pockets and runs out of the house. He looks around and finds something horrible. Three men dressed in Chicken suit are pointing their guns at Dman.)
Morphman: We're going to see the Oracle.
Dman: What's a Oracle?
Morphman: He's the person that foresees the future.
Dman: What's foresee?
Morphman: It is basically predicting...
Dman: What's a basically?
Morphman: Just shut up! You will find out! Trainity, take us to the Oracle.
Trainity: Ok. (pushes a button and Morphman, Meow, and Dman are at the front of the door at Oracle's house)
Dman: I remember watching "The Matrix" that we'll see strange people doing strange things.
Meow: Huh? You know what's behind that door?
Dman: Yea. There's this boy bending a spoon using his mind. Another child making blocks float.
Meow: Idiot. You're just a complete idiot.
Morphman: Ok. Let's just go in.
(They enter and saw one kid bending a fork with his mind and another girl making pencils float)
Meow: Ha! It's a fork, not a spoon. And those aren't blocks. They're pencils!
Morphman: Hush, Meow. There it is. The Oracle.
(The two walk towards it. It is just a woman made out of metal. There is a coin insert at her mouth.)
Meow: You brought the quarters?
Morphman: Yes I did.
(Morphman takes out a quarter and inserts it in the mouth. A tumbling sound is heard and a little piece of paper and mint comes out of the ear and lands on Morphman's hand.)
Morphman: (unfolding the paper) It says "Meow is the chosen one. Good for you." Wow. Nice future. Let's put in another quarter to see what future ends up for Dman over there.(eats the mint)
(Morphman inserts a quarter and a piece of paper and mint comes on Morphman's hand again.)
Morphman: (unfolding the paper) It says "Be on guard for the little ones will rebel." Huh? What does that mean?
(Morphman and Meow turns their head and are shocked as a boy attempts to stab Dman with the bending fork.)
Dman: Someone help me! Is this how he reacts when I threaten him to use a spoon instead of a fork? Ow! The girl is throwing pencils at me!
(Morphman and Meow runs away, leaving Dman to figure how to battle against the kids using his own mind. Oh the horror!)
Dman: Oh thanks a lot guys. Well, if there's one thing I would want to do before I leave...
(Dman runs to the vending Oracle and punches the chest and it opens. The quarters are spilling out.)
Dman: (picking up many quarters as possible) Jackpot!!!!
(Dman stuff the quarters in his pockets and runs out of the house. He looks around and finds something horrible. Three men dressed in Chicken suit are pointing their guns at Dman.)