(R&R!) Chapter 21- Bruises, Bumps, & A Thing Called 'Blub'
Disclaimer: I...don't...own...Inuyasha....
NOTICE: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. With the holiday,
company, and stomach flu, things haven't been going too smooth.
Well, here it is, in all it's glory, Chapter 21!
IM: I'm back after a good holiday here, and thank God we didn't buy
fireworks...Anywho, we have a busy schedule ahead of us as we-
Sfb: LEARN?!
IM: Hell no, destroy!
Sfb: WOO!!!!
Kagura: Shall I teleport, Cap-I-Tain?
IM: TO THE PAINTBALL PARK, AWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Kagura: CHEERIO!! *teleports*
Sesshy: Do you need a Kleenex?
IM: There are guns, paintballs, masks, and pads. You have 10 minutes
to hide. Go.
All: Auggh! *they scramble for the equipment*
*****************************10 MINUTES LATER***********************
Jazzy: Aren't you going to play, IceMage?
IM: Oh, I will. Just wait and see...
Sesshy: Okay now, focus Sesshy, be the gun-AUUGH!! *is shot*
SFS: BABA--------LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sesshy: And I just HAD this cleaned!!!
Kagura: Okay then, Naraku, we shoot and whoever gets hit first goes
home and cries to their Mom.
Naraku: We don't HAVE a Mom, remember?
Kagura: Oh. Well then, we just shoot, 'kay?
Naraku: Okay.
Kagura: 3---2----1----FIRE!!! *they shoot each other at the same
time*
Naraku: Well, that was pointless.
Kagura: Mmmhmm. Let's get a smoothie.
Naraku: GOOD IDEA!! *they run off*
Koga: Hmm...where's Inuyasha, I'll give him- *he gets shot in the
nuts* ARRRGH!!!!!
Inuyasha: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
Koga: *shoots him in the nuts* HA!
Inuyasha: ARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!
Sfb: Need........the Dew.....to......survive...*Flash-Back*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sfb: WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T BRING IT IN???!!
Guard: I'm sorry, no bevrages inside the park.
Sfb: YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shippo: NYARRG-----BARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! *before
he can shoot, he is shot in the back of the head*
LH: Bring it, hyper fox-demon.
RP: Now then.....where's Miro...
Miroku: Hm? Did someone call my name?
RP: GOTCHA!! *shoots him in the nuts* BRUWHAHAHAHHA!!!
Miroku: Okay, WHAT IS WITH THE NUT-SHOOTING?????
RP: I dunno, just wanted to be part of the crowd, MUWAHAHAH!! *a wall
blows out*
IM: DAMN, THIS THING IS POWERFUL!! *holds up an x2003 Nuclear Plasma
-Powered Neutrino Paintball Rocket Launcher/Rifle/Minibar*
All still playing: O.o
SFS: SHINY!!!! *gets blown through a wall into Sesshy* FLUFFY BROKE
MY FALL!!!
Sesshy: And something of mine..ooh....
Koga: I bet I know what it is...oog..
Sfb: Potato...hmm...*gets blown to her Mountain Dew LiveWire* YES!!
RED: Is it safe? OH- *gets shot*
Y-Llj: CANDLE? *is shot*
Kagome: (Whay did I play th- ARRGH!! Hey, why am I thinking this?
Shouldn't I be saying this? Ah well...) *falls on the hot dog
stand*
Sango: GO, BOOMERANG PAINTBALL!! *is shot, then the BPaintball hits*
I just KNEW that was a waste of money....
IM: OKay then, I win!!! Now then, we go to the Aquarium-
Red: You knocked a tourist in there and blew it up. Plus, your
muffins played Faces of Death in there, I heard.
IM: Oh. Well then, who's up for rock climbing?
All: You blew that up too.
IM: Hmm....well then, follow me.
**********************20 MINUTES LATER.....**********************
Naraku: Where ARE we?
IM: The pro circuit of Rock Climbing, Mt. Lemon.
Sfb: AWRIGHT, GRAB A HARNESS AND HIT THE ROCKS, IT'S GONNA BE
ONE BIG...umm....Rock thingy!!
Red: Seems logical. LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
All: Yeah!!!!
Sesshy: I can't.....DO IT!!!!
All but IM: Just believe, Sesshy!!!
IM: How 'bout this: If you don't move, I'LL KILL YOU.
Sesshy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *climbs to the top*
Sango: Aah, exilirating...
Kagome: Mmmyep....
Delivery Man: Uhh....Is there a Mr. IceMage?
IM: That would be me.
DM: Here, this is for you.
IM: For.....me?? *opens it* Whoa..
All: *Gasp*
IM: WE'RE GOING TO RIO DE JANERIO!!! BEACH TIME, YEAH!!!!!!
All: AWRIGHT!!!!!!!!
IM: KAGURA!!
Kagura: Yes?
IM: Teleport us to the airport, and MAKE HASTE!! We're leaving in..
All: *holding breath*
IM: 30 minutes.
All: AAAAAH!!!!!!
Kagura: RIGHT!! *teleports them to the airport*
Shippo: Haven't we been here?
All: SHHHHHHHH!!!
IM: We won the free trip to Rio de Janeiro, please check us in.
Clerk: Okay, I have Ice-Ma-ge, Kagome, Sfb, LH, Red, Inuyasha, SFS,
and a Sesshy in First Class.
All of them: Yes!!
Clerk: A Koga, Jazzy, Miroku, RP, Y-Llj, Sango, and Shippo in
Business Class...
All of them: Woo-Hoo!
Clerk: ...And a Naraku, and Kagura in Coach/Economy Class.
N & K: Damn.
IM: Anywho, it's time to board. TO THE BEACH!!
All: Yeah!!!!
IM: All right! We're going to Rio de Janeiro!! Well you know things
won't stay sane on that plane for long...anyway, next time,
When Airline Peanuts Go Bad, the arrival, and Surf's Up! See ya
soon!!!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!!)
Disclaimer: I...don't...own...Inuyasha....
NOTICE: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. With the holiday,
company, and stomach flu, things haven't been going too smooth.
Well, here it is, in all it's glory, Chapter 21!
IM: I'm back after a good holiday here, and thank God we didn't buy
fireworks...Anywho, we have a busy schedule ahead of us as we-
Sfb: LEARN?!
IM: Hell no, destroy!
Sfb: WOO!!!!
Kagura: Shall I teleport, Cap-I-Tain?
IM: TO THE PAINTBALL PARK, AWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Kagura: CHEERIO!! *teleports*
Sesshy: Do you need a Kleenex?
IM: There are guns, paintballs, masks, and pads. You have 10 minutes
to hide. Go.
All: Auggh! *they scramble for the equipment*
*****************************10 MINUTES LATER***********************
Jazzy: Aren't you going to play, IceMage?
IM: Oh, I will. Just wait and see...
Sesshy: Okay now, focus Sesshy, be the gun-AUUGH!! *is shot*
SFS: BABA--------LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sesshy: And I just HAD this cleaned!!!
Kagura: Okay then, Naraku, we shoot and whoever gets hit first goes
home and cries to their Mom.
Naraku: We don't HAVE a Mom, remember?
Kagura: Oh. Well then, we just shoot, 'kay?
Naraku: Okay.
Kagura: 3---2----1----FIRE!!! *they shoot each other at the same
time*
Naraku: Well, that was pointless.
Kagura: Mmmhmm. Let's get a smoothie.
Naraku: GOOD IDEA!! *they run off*
Koga: Hmm...where's Inuyasha, I'll give him- *he gets shot in the
nuts* ARRRGH!!!!!
Inuyasha: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
Koga: *shoots him in the nuts* HA!
Inuyasha: ARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!
Sfb: Need........the Dew.....to......survive...*Flash-Back*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sfb: WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T BRING IT IN???!!
Guard: I'm sorry, no bevrages inside the park.
Sfb: YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shippo: NYARRG-----BARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! *before
he can shoot, he is shot in the back of the head*
LH: Bring it, hyper fox-demon.
RP: Now then.....where's Miro...
Miroku: Hm? Did someone call my name?
RP: GOTCHA!! *shoots him in the nuts* BRUWHAHAHAHHA!!!
Miroku: Okay, WHAT IS WITH THE NUT-SHOOTING?????
RP: I dunno, just wanted to be part of the crowd, MUWAHAHAH!! *a wall
blows out*
IM: DAMN, THIS THING IS POWERFUL!! *holds up an x2003 Nuclear Plasma
-Powered Neutrino Paintball Rocket Launcher/Rifle/Minibar*
All still playing: O.o
SFS: SHINY!!!! *gets blown through a wall into Sesshy* FLUFFY BROKE
MY FALL!!!
Sesshy: And something of mine..ooh....
Koga: I bet I know what it is...oog..
Sfb: Potato...hmm...*gets blown to her Mountain Dew LiveWire* YES!!
RED: Is it safe? OH- *gets shot*
Y-Llj: CANDLE? *is shot*
Kagome: (Whay did I play th- ARRGH!! Hey, why am I thinking this?
Shouldn't I be saying this? Ah well...) *falls on the hot dog
stand*
Sango: GO, BOOMERANG PAINTBALL!! *is shot, then the BPaintball hits*
I just KNEW that was a waste of money....
IM: OKay then, I win!!! Now then, we go to the Aquarium-
Red: You knocked a tourist in there and blew it up. Plus, your
muffins played Faces of Death in there, I heard.
IM: Oh. Well then, who's up for rock climbing?
All: You blew that up too.
IM: Hmm....well then, follow me.
**********************20 MINUTES LATER.....**********************
Naraku: Where ARE we?
IM: The pro circuit of Rock Climbing, Mt. Lemon.
Sfb: AWRIGHT, GRAB A HARNESS AND HIT THE ROCKS, IT'S GONNA BE
ONE BIG...umm....Rock thingy!!
Red: Seems logical. LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
All: Yeah!!!!
Sesshy: I can't.....DO IT!!!!
All but IM: Just believe, Sesshy!!!
IM: How 'bout this: If you don't move, I'LL KILL YOU.
Sesshy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *climbs to the top*
Sango: Aah, exilirating...
Kagome: Mmmyep....
Delivery Man: Uhh....Is there a Mr. IceMage?
IM: That would be me.
DM: Here, this is for you.
IM: For.....me?? *opens it* Whoa..
All: *Gasp*
IM: WE'RE GOING TO RIO DE JANERIO!!! BEACH TIME, YEAH!!!!!!
All: AWRIGHT!!!!!!!!
IM: KAGURA!!
Kagura: Yes?
IM: Teleport us to the airport, and MAKE HASTE!! We're leaving in..
All: *holding breath*
IM: 30 minutes.
All: AAAAAH!!!!!!
Kagura: RIGHT!! *teleports them to the airport*
Shippo: Haven't we been here?
All: SHHHHHHHH!!!
IM: We won the free trip to Rio de Janeiro, please check us in.
Clerk: Okay, I have Ice-Ma-ge, Kagome, Sfb, LH, Red, Inuyasha, SFS,
and a Sesshy in First Class.
All of them: Yes!!
Clerk: A Koga, Jazzy, Miroku, RP, Y-Llj, Sango, and Shippo in
Business Class...
All of them: Woo-Hoo!
Clerk: ...And a Naraku, and Kagura in Coach/Economy Class.
N & K: Damn.
IM: Anywho, it's time to board. TO THE BEACH!!
All: Yeah!!!!
IM: All right! We're going to Rio de Janeiro!! Well you know things
won't stay sane on that plane for long...anyway, next time,
When Airline Peanuts Go Bad, the arrival, and Surf's Up! See ya
soon!!!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE!!!)