(R&R!!) Chapter 22- Deja Vu

NOTICE: I am leaving to take a vacation with my Mom, Dad and puppy to

Gulf Shores, AL for just a few days. I am leaving on Tuesday and will

be back somewhere around Friday. That's why I'm doing a beach chap.

^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own IY, yo.

IM: Hey there again, faithful readers, and we're on an airplane!

The good thing is that I don't have an urge to hijack this plane, and

I have First Class! Time to catch some ZzZzZZs....*is listening to

Metallica and Linkin park at the same time, while in a deep sleep*

Sfb: And I thought I WAS BAD!

Inuyasha: What's this do? And this? AND THIS ONE, TOO! *presses

lots of buttons*

Kagome: SIT! *it does nothing* What....?

Inuyasha: I already am! *sticks his tongue out*

SFS: Time to cuddle and snuggle...*hugs Sesshy*

Sesshy: It's going to be a LONG flight.....

LH: Hmm...HMM! *is reading the airline magazines*

Sfb: What's so interesting about those?

LH: Beats me, I'm just trying to look smart!!!

Red: Neeed.......food......

~~~~~~~~~~In Business Class...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jazzy: HUG!!

Koga: NOT AGAIN!!! *gets squeezed*

Y-Llj: Where are those candles? Hmm....*searches his backpack*

Miroku: *thinking* (Keep your cool, Miro. Just pretend there isn't a

swimsuit model from Sports Illustrated sitting next to you. It's..

okay.....grrahhh...)

RP: What's wrong, Lil' Pervert?

Miroku: Dont'cha see her?

RP: Who?

Miroku: THE MODEL!!!

RP: Heh, you can just suffer.

Sango: Shippo, don't make me get out the Tranquilizers...

Shippo: PeaNuTs!!!! GRAGGHHHHAHHH!!! NEED......peaNUT!!!

Sango: Oh well, good night, Shippo. *stabs him with a Tranquilizer*

Shippo: NeeD...oorg..*falls asleep*

Sango: ^_^

~~~~~~~~~~~In Coach...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Naraku: *giggling* Doitagain!!!

Kagura: *giggling* Okay! *presses the Call Button*

Stewardess: Yes?

Naraku: I hafta piss.

S: Umm...go, then!

N & K: hahahahaha...

Kagura: *presses CB*

S: Yes?

Kagura: Oh, I forgot, sorry!

Naraku: *presses CB*

S: Yes..

Naraku: ^_% HEEHEHEH- PIRATE!!!

S: (Idiots..)

Kagura: *presses CB*

S: What now?

Kagura: You're a dumbass, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! *throws up* TAKE MY

PUKIE!!!!

S: (Help me..)

Naraku: *presses CB*

S: WHAT!?!!?

Naraku: Huh? I didn't press it.

S: (Whew.)

Naraku: *snickers as she walks away*

Kagura: Oh yeah, one last thing!

S: Okay then, WHAT?

K & N: YOU SUCK!!!!! MUWWAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

S: (I hate this job.)

IM: *yawns* Ooh, I need some peanuts. *presses CB*

S: WHAT?!?!

IM: Uhh...I just want some peanuts, Jesus..

S: Oh. Okay then, sorry.

IM: NEXT TIME IT'LL BE YOUR HEAD!!!

All other passengers: O.o

IM: ...Uhh, theoretically, of course...(Not.)

S: Here. *gives him some peanuts*

IM: All right, peanuts!!

Shippo: DAMMIT, HE GETS PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!????????

IM: *opens the package only to find that they've mutated* WHAT THE

HELL?!!

Peanut: BLorg...*IM slices them in half* I HATE when they mutate...

Captain: We are landing in Rio de Janeiro. Please fasten all

seatbelts, and Cabin Crew, arm the doors.

IM: We're here. *Shippo, Kagura and Naraku get thrown to the back

when the plane lands*

S,K AND N: DOITAGAIN!!!! YEAH!!!!

IM: Now then-*magically puts bathing suits on them* Let's hit the

beach!!!!

Miroku: Aww....

RP: What?

Miroku: No swimsuit shop...

IM: *grabs a surfboard*

Shippo: *grabs a Boogie-Board*

Inuyasha: *grabs a surfboard*

Kagome: *grabs the tanning oil*

IM: (Heh, I gotta say it...) SURF'S UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

All: YEAH!!!

Red: Wait for me!! *falls into the water*

IM: And so, the day ends at the beach. Oof- Inuyasha just fell off

his board. Next time, The BIG Condominium Beach-Side Fight,

Elevator Games, Beach-Side shopping, and Go-Karting! See ya Soon!

(PLEASE, NO FLAMES!!)