(Please R&R this last one!!) Chapter 24- Sanity's Requiem
NOTICE: Sadly, this will be the last chapter. I will be starting a new
series, and it will sorta tie in with this one. Enjoy!
IM: Hey there, we've lasted throughout 24 chapters...wow. It's now the
time we cause mass hysteria throughout Rio de Janeiro. Normal? Maybe.
Red: Uhh...Jazzy? How can Koga be a GO-KART?!
Jazzy: *shrugs* He's....flexible?
Koga: Never be a go-kart, kids....ow..
Kikyo: AAAAAGGHHH!!!! *falls into Red's kart, covered with burn marks
from entering Earth's atmosphere*
All: !!!
Red: EVILEVILEVIL!!!! AUGGGGHHHHH!!!! *slashes Kikyo wiht his Butterfly
Knives*
IM: *catches Kikyo* I have a REALLY good idea...ahahaha..
All: ???
IM: *straps Kikyo to a GIANT firework/rocket* I was saving this...
Sesshy: Heh. So, she gets what was coming to her.
SFS: HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!! GIVE HIM A COOKIE!!!!
IM: *lights it* RUNN!!!!!!!
Jazzy: *poof* Umm...IM? Nothing happened.
IM: CRAP!!! IT WAS A DUD!!
Kikyo: I'm saved! YAY! *fizzzzzzzzzzle* Umm...?
Inuyasha: I think we should duck and cover.
Yami-Llj: I get to be with youuu....ahahaha....
Inuyasha: !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-m.~~~
Miroku: I didn't think flesh could explode that way.
RP: Owch.
All: OoOoOOoOoOOoOooOo.......*boom, BOOM, boo-M!!!*
Kikyo: I'll....GET...*BOOM*
Inuyasha: WHAT!? Get WHAT?!
SFS: Who cares?
LH: Good point.
IM: Well, since Kikyo is FINALLY gone, and we have one day to spare,
let's do stuff I've wanted to do since I invited all of you.
All but IM: .... (Is that a good thing??)
IM: Watch. Hey, POLICE!!!
Policeman: Yes? *sips coffee*
IM: YOU SUCK! *spills coffee*
Police: HEY!! GET BACK HERE!!!
IM: Go. You know what to do now.
All: AWRIGHT!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shippo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shippo: HhehehehheehHhH.....nEED....Peanuts!!!
Peanut-Stand Guy: GET YOUR PEANUTS!!! FRESH!!
Shippo: *snap* WOOOOOOOOO-TIE!!!!!!!!! *tackles man* GIVE TO MEEEEE!
P-S G: AUGGGH!!!! HERE, TAKE IT!!! *runs away*
Shippo: *builds a Death Ray out of Peanuts* AHAHAHAHHA!!!! BARK,
FEET-LICKERS!!! MUWEAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *gets shot with a
tranquilizer* OoOoHHHH.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sango~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sango: Hmph, that was the last one. Now, for that bad thingy.....
Person: Is that a...Death Ray?
Sango: Uhh....no...
Person: YES IT IS!!!
Sango: NOOOOOOOO!!! *hops in it and starts blasting*
Person: AUGGGH!!!! *gets fried* I'm Extra Crispy!!! Uggh...
Sango: AAHHAHAHAHA! *the DR blows up and she goes flying* Looks like
Sango's BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNNNNN! *dink*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Koga & Jazzy~~~~~~~~~~~
Jazzy: *holding a Koga-Rocket Launcher* Cooool.
Koga: Never be a rocket launcher, kids-
Jazzy: THEY KNOW!!!!!!!
Koga: *pokk* Oh...*is back to normal self* Well, never mind....
Jazzy: *throws a land mine in a store*
Koga: Why did you just do that??
Jazzy: *throws a Grenade*
Koga: And that!
Jazzy: *throws a soccer ball*
Koga: ???
Jazzy: ADRENALINE, DUHHHHH!!!
Koga: Oh. *they get picked up by a robot* AUGGH!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Miroku and RP~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Miroku: *still in chains* Wow, I guess I underestimated your Skittles.
RP: SAY YOU'RE SORRY! *whips*
Miroku: URRGH!!! IT HURRRRTS!
RP: SAY IT!!! NOWW!
Miroku: Uhh...sorry?
RP: Good enough.
Miroku: Yay!!!
RP: I WAS JUST- Hey, a bird! *blasts it*
Miroku: O.O
RP: *smashes a building* There- *the Skittles fall apart*
Both: AAAAH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LH and SFB~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LH: You REALLY need to cut back on the Mountain Dew.
SFB: NOOOOOOOOO! THEY DESTROYED THAT ROBOT!!!!
LH: That was made out of Skittles.
SFB: .............SO!?
LH: Whatever. *they start to levitate* !!!
SFB: WHEEE! CHEESE! *they get thrown*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kagura and Naraku~~~~~~~
Kagura: For someone who doesn't have a brain, that ESP was niccce.
Naraku: *drool* WHAT!?
Kagura: Never mind. *shoves a hot dog in someone's eye*
Person: OOG!
Naraku: Okay then. Hey, you....MORTAL!!!
Geek: MORTAL!? I have a 6-7 combiened with the Armour of Lore from a
beta test in 2000...
Both: RUN AWAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(10 minutes later)
Naraku: Let's try this again...Hey you, MORTAL!!!!
Man: Me?
Naraku: Open your pants. I have a milkshake. I shall store it there
for safe-keeping.
Man: Hunh?! Hey- *milkshake gets shoved* ARRGH! COLLLLLD.....
Both: AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! *they get bounced on a trampoline* WHOOOA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inuyasha and Yami-Llj~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha: Go....away.
Y-Llj: AHAHAHA!! .........No, of course not.
Inu: *throws a ramen stand at an ice cream vendor* TAKE THAT, CREAMY
GOODNESS!!!!! *runs*
Y-Llj: Huh?! Where'd he go...*Pepe' Le Pew imitation* He iz....
playing HARD TO GET, WEE WEE!! *runs off*
~~~~~~~~~~~ SFS and Sesshomaru~~~~~~~~~~~`
SFS: COME......ON!!!! *pulls Sesshy on a stage* You know you want to!
Sesshy: ARRGH, STOP ITT!!!
Audience: SING, SING, SINNNG!!!
Sesshy: *sweatdrop* Mother, don't look....*sings and dances the
Macarena*
Sesshy's Mom: *on TV* AAAAAH!!!!! HOW COULD HE!?
Audience: *dances* WOOO!!!!
SFS: ISN'T HE THE BEST!???
Audience: YEAH!!! *dances*
~~~~~~~~~~~ Kagome and Red ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red: Muwahahahha...*pokes a person and runs*
Girl: HEY!
Kagome: *pulls out an Uzi* ALRIGHT, GIMME ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!!!
Clerk: You were just here.
Kagome: Oh. My bad.
(At the next store...)
Kagome: DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! ALL OF 'YA!
Clerk: Miss? You just shopped here.
Kagome: CRAP!!
Red: I'll take care of this...*goes to an expensive store and
brandishes a beer bottle* ??? Oh crap....I left my knives at the
hotel...-_-
Kagome: YOU IDIOT!!!
Red: Run. Now.
Both: WAAAAH!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ IceMage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IM: They should arrive here anytime soon.....*everyone falls, runs,
or bounces inside the private jet*
Everyone: Hunh!!?!?!?
IM: You're in good hands. The pilot's a hostage.
All: O.o
IM: Uhmm...never mind. I guess I'll be seeing you.
All: WHAT?!
IM: I'm staying here.
Red: But....why?!
IM: I've decided to pursue a career in Psychology.
All: O.O!!!
Jazzy: I'll miss you.
Koga: Yeah, see ya.
Sesshy: Bye.
SFS: Peace out!!!
Shippo: ByEeEe!!!
Kagome: Good-Bye!
Sango: Bye!!!
SFS: *cuddles MD* See ya!
LH: 'Be seeing ya' around.
Inuyasha: Bye.
Yami-Llj: BYE!
Miroku: *STILL in chains* See ya around.
RP: Bye! Skittles, PROPER SALUTE!!!
S: HUT-TWO!!! *Salute*
Naraku and Kagura: Bye...*sigh*
IM: I'll be seeing all of you around, probably. You need my help.
Anywho, It's time for you to depart. Come back and see me.
All: NO PROBLEMO!!!!
*The engines start*
IM: Bye....*the plane takes off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IM: Well, there you have it. The complete story, no more, no less.
I have decided to pursue Psychology. Hopefully I'll get lots of cash
helping wackos like them down here in Rio de Janeiro. Aah well.
I thank you for participating in my story and reviewing so
much. There is a special spot in my heart for readers like you. I
appreciate what you have done to have Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig
a success. I will be publishing another story here soon titled:
The Anime Doctor: A Psychactric Thing. I hope you will treat my new
story with all the attention you did this. Thank you again for making
my story excel.
-Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig, End- 8/16/03
he
NOTICE: Sadly, this will be the last chapter. I will be starting a new
series, and it will sorta tie in with this one. Enjoy!
IM: Hey there, we've lasted throughout 24 chapters...wow. It's now the
time we cause mass hysteria throughout Rio de Janeiro. Normal? Maybe.
Red: Uhh...Jazzy? How can Koga be a GO-KART?!
Jazzy: *shrugs* He's....flexible?
Koga: Never be a go-kart, kids....ow..
Kikyo: AAAAAGGHHH!!!! *falls into Red's kart, covered with burn marks
from entering Earth's atmosphere*
All: !!!
Red: EVILEVILEVIL!!!! AUGGGGHHHHH!!!! *slashes Kikyo wiht his Butterfly
Knives*
IM: *catches Kikyo* I have a REALLY good idea...ahahaha..
All: ???
IM: *straps Kikyo to a GIANT firework/rocket* I was saving this...
Sesshy: Heh. So, she gets what was coming to her.
SFS: HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!! GIVE HIM A COOKIE!!!!
IM: *lights it* RUNN!!!!!!!
Jazzy: *poof* Umm...IM? Nothing happened.
IM: CRAP!!! IT WAS A DUD!!
Kikyo: I'm saved! YAY! *fizzzzzzzzzzle* Umm...?
Inuyasha: I think we should duck and cover.
Yami-Llj: I get to be with youuu....ahahaha....
Inuyasha: !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-m.~~~
Miroku: I didn't think flesh could explode that way.
RP: Owch.
All: OoOoOOoOoOOoOooOo.......*boom, BOOM, boo-M!!!*
Kikyo: I'll....GET...*BOOM*
Inuyasha: WHAT!? Get WHAT?!
SFS: Who cares?
LH: Good point.
IM: Well, since Kikyo is FINALLY gone, and we have one day to spare,
let's do stuff I've wanted to do since I invited all of you.
All but IM: .... (Is that a good thing??)
IM: Watch. Hey, POLICE!!!
Policeman: Yes? *sips coffee*
IM: YOU SUCK! *spills coffee*
Police: HEY!! GET BACK HERE!!!
IM: Go. You know what to do now.
All: AWRIGHT!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shippo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shippo: HhehehehheehHhH.....nEED....Peanuts!!!
Peanut-Stand Guy: GET YOUR PEANUTS!!! FRESH!!
Shippo: *snap* WOOOOOOOOO-TIE!!!!!!!!! *tackles man* GIVE TO MEEEEE!
P-S G: AUGGGH!!!! HERE, TAKE IT!!! *runs away*
Shippo: *builds a Death Ray out of Peanuts* AHAHAHAHHA!!!! BARK,
FEET-LICKERS!!! MUWEAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *gets shot with a
tranquilizer* OoOoHHHH.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sango~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sango: Hmph, that was the last one. Now, for that bad thingy.....
Person: Is that a...Death Ray?
Sango: Uhh....no...
Person: YES IT IS!!!
Sango: NOOOOOOOO!!! *hops in it and starts blasting*
Person: AUGGGH!!!! *gets fried* I'm Extra Crispy!!! Uggh...
Sango: AAHHAHAHAHA! *the DR blows up and she goes flying* Looks like
Sango's BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNNNNN! *dink*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Koga & Jazzy~~~~~~~~~~~
Jazzy: *holding a Koga-Rocket Launcher* Cooool.
Koga: Never be a rocket launcher, kids-
Jazzy: THEY KNOW!!!!!!!
Koga: *pokk* Oh...*is back to normal self* Well, never mind....
Jazzy: *throws a land mine in a store*
Koga: Why did you just do that??
Jazzy: *throws a Grenade*
Koga: And that!
Jazzy: *throws a soccer ball*
Koga: ???
Jazzy: ADRENALINE, DUHHHHH!!!
Koga: Oh. *they get picked up by a robot* AUGGH!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Miroku and RP~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Miroku: *still in chains* Wow, I guess I underestimated your Skittles.
RP: SAY YOU'RE SORRY! *whips*
Miroku: URRGH!!! IT HURRRRTS!
RP: SAY IT!!! NOWW!
Miroku: Uhh...sorry?
RP: Good enough.
Miroku: Yay!!!
RP: I WAS JUST- Hey, a bird! *blasts it*
Miroku: O.O
RP: *smashes a building* There- *the Skittles fall apart*
Both: AAAAH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LH and SFB~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LH: You REALLY need to cut back on the Mountain Dew.
SFB: NOOOOOOOOO! THEY DESTROYED THAT ROBOT!!!!
LH: That was made out of Skittles.
SFB: .............SO!?
LH: Whatever. *they start to levitate* !!!
SFB: WHEEE! CHEESE! *they get thrown*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kagura and Naraku~~~~~~~
Kagura: For someone who doesn't have a brain, that ESP was niccce.
Naraku: *drool* WHAT!?
Kagura: Never mind. *shoves a hot dog in someone's eye*
Person: OOG!
Naraku: Okay then. Hey, you....MORTAL!!!
Geek: MORTAL!? I have a 6-7 combiened with the Armour of Lore from a
beta test in 2000...
Both: RUN AWAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(10 minutes later)
Naraku: Let's try this again...Hey you, MORTAL!!!!
Man: Me?
Naraku: Open your pants. I have a milkshake. I shall store it there
for safe-keeping.
Man: Hunh?! Hey- *milkshake gets shoved* ARRGH! COLLLLLD.....
Both: AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! *they get bounced on a trampoline* WHOOOA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inuyasha and Yami-Llj~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha: Go....away.
Y-Llj: AHAHAHA!! .........No, of course not.
Inu: *throws a ramen stand at an ice cream vendor* TAKE THAT, CREAMY
GOODNESS!!!!! *runs*
Y-Llj: Huh?! Where'd he go...*Pepe' Le Pew imitation* He iz....
playing HARD TO GET, WEE WEE!! *runs off*
~~~~~~~~~~~ SFS and Sesshomaru~~~~~~~~~~~`
SFS: COME......ON!!!! *pulls Sesshy on a stage* You know you want to!
Sesshy: ARRGH, STOP ITT!!!
Audience: SING, SING, SINNNG!!!
Sesshy: *sweatdrop* Mother, don't look....*sings and dances the
Macarena*
Sesshy's Mom: *on TV* AAAAAH!!!!! HOW COULD HE!?
Audience: *dances* WOOO!!!!
SFS: ISN'T HE THE BEST!???
Audience: YEAH!!! *dances*
~~~~~~~~~~~ Kagome and Red ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red: Muwahahahha...*pokes a person and runs*
Girl: HEY!
Kagome: *pulls out an Uzi* ALRIGHT, GIMME ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!!!
Clerk: You were just here.
Kagome: Oh. My bad.
(At the next store...)
Kagome: DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! ALL OF 'YA!
Clerk: Miss? You just shopped here.
Kagome: CRAP!!
Red: I'll take care of this...*goes to an expensive store and
brandishes a beer bottle* ??? Oh crap....I left my knives at the
hotel...-_-
Kagome: YOU IDIOT!!!
Red: Run. Now.
Both: WAAAAH!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ IceMage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IM: They should arrive here anytime soon.....*everyone falls, runs,
or bounces inside the private jet*
Everyone: Hunh!!?!?!?
IM: You're in good hands. The pilot's a hostage.
All: O.o
IM: Uhmm...never mind. I guess I'll be seeing you.
All: WHAT?!
IM: I'm staying here.
Red: But....why?!
IM: I've decided to pursue a career in Psychology.
All: O.O!!!
Jazzy: I'll miss you.
Koga: Yeah, see ya.
Sesshy: Bye.
SFS: Peace out!!!
Shippo: ByEeEe!!!
Kagome: Good-Bye!
Sango: Bye!!!
SFS: *cuddles MD* See ya!
LH: 'Be seeing ya' around.
Inuyasha: Bye.
Yami-Llj: BYE!
Miroku: *STILL in chains* See ya around.
RP: Bye! Skittles, PROPER SALUTE!!!
S: HUT-TWO!!! *Salute*
Naraku and Kagura: Bye...*sigh*
IM: I'll be seeing all of you around, probably. You need my help.
Anywho, It's time for you to depart. Come back and see me.
All: NO PROBLEMO!!!!
*The engines start*
IM: Bye....*the plane takes off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IM: Well, there you have it. The complete story, no more, no less.
I have decided to pursue Psychology. Hopefully I'll get lots of cash
helping wackos like them down here in Rio de Janeiro. Aah well.
I thank you for participating in my story and reviewing so
much. There is a special spot in my heart for readers like you. I
appreciate what you have done to have Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig
a success. I will be publishing another story here soon titled:
The Anime Doctor: A Psychactric Thing. I hope you will treat my new
story with all the attention you did this. Thank you again for making
my story excel.
-Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig, End- 8/16/03
he