NOTE: Eh? After 4 chapters my word count is 666? Scary... Anyway, this next chapter is in NO way intended to be an insult to Yu-Gi-Oh! fans.

MOTE2: NO! I WILL OWN AW! (sniff) I will...

Ch. 5 - Atk Pow 5000?

Andy "Ok we're off to fight Green Comet!"

Nell "YELLOW Comet Andy."

Andy "Bless you!"

Nell "Hm"

*Meanwhile at YC HQ*

Kanbei "HA! OS has set up base here, Kanbei shall crush with new attack plan!"

Sonja "What might that be father?"

Kanbei "I, Kanbei, now have the power of the Millennium Items and the deck to match!"

Sonja "EXCUSE ME?!"

Kanbei "It is decided! Go Blue Eyes White Dragon!"

*Kanbei slaps card onto his desk*

Sonja "Father?"

Kanbei "Silence! I am not finished!"

*places a bunch of cards on top*

Kanbei "MUHA! Now Kanbei's card has 5000 attack power! HAHAHA!"

Sonja "O_o"

*Back to OS HQ*

Nell "Hm, Kanbei isn't deploying anything."

Andy "Then we'll start first!"

*Andy makes Infantry*

Andy "Ok Infantry! Go to YC HQ!"

Infantry "Yes, M'AM!"

*Infantry runs off*

Kanbei "Kanbei MAD! Nothing is happening!"

Sonja "Well of course nothing is happening father. That's all a silly card game."

Kanbei "Kanbei sad. (sniff)"

*Suddenly, a loud rumble comes from the desk*

Sonja "What?"

*Infantry enters room*

Infantry "HUH? Whoa!"

*huge dragon appears*

Kanbei "WOOHA! Kanbei crush evil west army! ATTACK!"

Sonja "0_O"

*screen starts messing up*

Unseen Voice "Dragon Appeared!"

*Climatic music plays*

*Infantry appears in front of Dragon*

Infantry "OH NO! Must stop Kanbei and take over the Head Quarters!"

*List of options appears under infantry*

*Attack, Psyenergy, Items, Djinn, Summon, and Defend*

Nell "Oh my god! What is that?!"

Andy "Nell! Tell it to do something!"

Nell "Um...Attack!"

Infantry "Understood!"

*Infantry attacks with rifle*

Unseen Voice "Dragon takes damage for 1!!!"

Unseen Voice "Infantry felled Dragon!"

*Victory music plays*

Kanbei "NOOO! Kanbei must not lose! Come Sonja! We must leave!"

Sonja "But Fa-"

*Kanbei grabs Sonja by the hand and runs away from area*

Infantry "Ready to capture base!"

*Infantry jumps up and down on HQ*

Infantry "Base captured sir!"

*Victory screen appears*

Nell "Um...that was interesting...I think..."