Ch. 6 - Dead AI

NOTE: This one has 3 video game referances, Resident Evil, and 2 others. For a cookie, what are the other 2 games refered to?

Andy "Hey Green Earth's back!"

Nell "Yes, Eagle too."

Eagle "HA! I can fight again now that I have that evil image out of my head! *shudders*"

*Eagle produces nearly 30 Infantry*

Nell "AH! He has us completely surrounded!"

Andy "Um...Nell! We still have enough for one infantry!"

*Andy makes Infantry*

*Suddenly grass and OS bases switch colors*

Eagle "HA PATHETIC! My army shall crush it! Attack!"

*Nothing moves*

Eagle "What? Get going! Ah, I see it now!"

*Eagle uses Lightning Strike*

Eagle "There, now go!"

*Infantry lurches forward at a very slow rate*

Andy "OH NO! Infantry fire!"

Infantry "Yes Commander!"

*Infantry fires and a unit explodes at first hit*

Nell "Eh? His units are incredibly weak!"

Andy "It still looks like he'll be overwhelmed!"

Nell "Then there's one thing left to do. We'll join him in the fighting and capture the Capital City!"

Andy "Are you sure?"

Nell "Yes, now let's get ready!"

*Nell and Andy come out of HQ in combat gear*

Nell "Infantry hold on! We'll fight with you!"

Andy "We need to get to GE HQ fast!"

Infantry "OK! I think there was an underground pipeline that led there!"

Andy "Really? Let's go!"

*After a few minutes wandering the pipeline, the team finds a lab of some sort*

Andy "Hey, what's all this stuff?"

Infantry "How are we supposed to know?"

Nell "Hm, looks like a germ lab."

*Andy turns left and sees some plants*

Andy "Hey, look palm trees!"

Infantry "Haha, funny. Well not really."

Andy "What do you mean? They are."

Nell "Those look like herbs, but in green, red and blue?"

Infantry "Well let's focus on what we're doing."

Nell "Um, oh yes GE HQ. Let's go."

*After a little more travelling, they reach the end and end up in the middle of the street*

Nell "Great we finally got out!"

Infantry "Yeah, cool."

Andy "Eh? Something's wrong."

Nell "Hm, you're right, it's way to quiet for a GE city."

Infantry "You would think the citizens would attack or something."

Andy "Um, yeah, and it's way to green."

Infantry "According to intel, we're a few hours away from the HQ."

Andy "Hm? Oh yeah sure."

*Without anyone noticing, Andy takes out a small bag*

Infantry "Anyway, there's just a building in the way of the city limits."

Nell "Well I guess we start walking then?"

Andy "Yup."

*Soon later, they find this building*

Nell "Hm, looks like a hospital of some sort."

Infantry "Well let's go in."

Andy "Right."

*Group enters the hospital*

Infantry "Creepy looking, reels of death and candy?"

*Suddenly a girlish scream fills the entry lobby*

Nell "And...AH!"

Nell "ANDY QUIT WEARING MY CLOTHES!"

Andy *pouts* "But they make me feel pretty!"

Infantry "Eh? Andy? Are you...ok?"

Andy "I'm fine."

Infantry "So let's find the way out."

Nell "I guess we should head into some of the rooms to the right."

Andy "Ok, lead the way!"

*After seeming seconds of searching rooms they find something odd*

Infantry "Hey, look at this paper! It's creepy!"

Nell "What does it say?"

Infantry "It says Patient Name: Olaf!"

Andy "Olaf? Couldn't be the one we know right?"

Infantry "It is, Home: Blue Moon, Occupation: Commanding Officer."

Nell "What was he here for?"

Infantry "Morbid Obesity"

Infantry "Hey, there's something else! It's in a different handwriting."

Nell "What does that say?"

*Infantry reads aloud*

Olaf's CO Power

MUHAHA! I now know what my CO power can really do! Everytime I fart, it kills every unit on the map! All I have to do is hold it in. Grit had a great idea to get into a GE city and kill all the units! Only it's weird, nothing's going down. Everyone's starting to look like walking corpses. I'm scared! I want my mommy! I'm getting out of here fast!

Andy "What could all that mean?"

Infantry "Do you think that's why the city's empty?"

Nell "Perhaps."

*Suddenly a pale decaying hand grabs someone's sholder, and another girlish scream is heard*

Nell "Andy, wha...!"

Infantry "O_O"

Andy "EEK! EVIL ZOMBIE!"

*Andy takes out red water gun and shoots*

Nell "You brought a water gun?! Are you insane?!"

Andy "NO! Now help me before my dress gets all dirty!"

*Amazingly, the zombie explodes after being shot with water*

Infantry "WHAT?!"

Nell "It...worked?"

Andy "What? Don't you know water make zombies explode? You're so silly sometimes Nell!"

*Infantry stares at rifle in thought*

Andy "So after getting trough the hospital Andy and crew came to the hq!"

taboo "Shut up Andy! That's for the little stars to say!"

*So after getting trough the hospital Andy and crew came to the hq and make their way to the main office with Eagle inside*

Eagle "Nell, an infantry, and Nel-I mean Andy! (stupid dress!)"

Andy "AH HA! Another eeevvvvvillll zombie to kill!"

*Andy begins shooting water at Eagle*

Eagle "Sto-*pits water out* it Andy! (Crossdressing weirdo!)"

Infantry "Err...I'm going to go capture the base!"

*Infantry runs outside and finds a rope and starts pulling it*

GE Infantry "H-hey! I'm sliding near the edge of the roof! AHH!"

*Infantry keeps pulling until the other infantry falls off the building, suddenly the HQ is painted orange*

*Victory screen appears*

Nell "Huh? Oh um...we won yay."