Ch 8 - Unlimited Super CO Power
Note: well, the three games in ch 6 were in fact, Resident Evil (Zombies,
Herbs etc.) Super Famicom Wars (The scene where the infantry capture GE HQ)
and finally, Zombie Ate My Neighbors (That red gun that Andy pulled out? yup
it's one of the weapons.)
*Gives half of a cookie to Yoyo and Bross for getting it a bit right*
On with the chapter!
*In Hachi's Shop*
Hachi - You owe me a lot of AW Coins and points Sami!
Sami - SHADUP! I know I do!
Hachi - Fine! Get out there and just steal some stuff then! Hahaha!
Sami - Fine then! I'll rob everything and everyone in sight!
*Sami storms out*
Hachi - ._.' I was kidding. I was just going to tell you to go to War Room,
then drink your sleep, get 8 hours of drugs and don't do milk!
*In Orange Star HQ*
Sami - MEH! I'll show him!
Nell - Sami, where are you going?
Sami - ...Out...
Nell - Well, we're short on funds at the moment so could you capture some
stuff as you go?
Sami - Yup! That's what I plan on doing!
Nell - Ah good! Just take this infantry along will you?
Infantry - H-hi! *shudder twitch*
Sami - What's wrong with him?
Nell - Erm...
*Nell whispers to Sami*
Nell - *mumble mumble* Tamagot- *mumble mumble* annoying beeping
Sami - Oh...that.
Infantry - AH! I can hear it! E-V-I-L!
Sami - O_o Uh, let's go Infantry.
*Sami and the Infantry head into the OS garage where an APC awaits*
Infantry - Ok then so I'll just-
*THWAP*
Infantry - OW! x_x
*Sami backs away from unconscious Infantry with a hunk of cheese in hand*
Sami - There! Now to disguise the body!
*Sami does so then leaves in the APC to Black Hole HQ*
Andy - Sami! Sam-ay! Salami Super Sami-o! Where are y-COOL! A CLOWN!
*Andy runs over and jumps up and down on a very unmoving clown-type person in
an army uniform*
Andy - Come on! I wanna ppplllaaayyy! ^o^
*At the top floor of BH HQ*
Sturm - Hm...Sami's running amok in MY city! Bah! No matter! I can just blow
pink smoke and pretend everything's ok by acting like I'm in control of the
situation!
*Sturm blows pink smoke and goes about his business as usual*
*Inside the APC with Sami*
Sami - Money, money, money got to find someone fast out here or els- HEY!
There we go! A child molester on the sidewalk!
*Sami attempts to run over said person but fails*
Adder - HOLY S**T! That crazy girl nearly ran me over! She made me break my
new high heels too! NOOOOO!!!
Sami - DAMN! Oh well, I'm near the main building here anyway! If anyone has
money, it's Sturm!
*Sami enters the BH Headquarters*
Sturm - AH HA! I have you in my trap Sami!
Sami - What trap?
Sturm - My trap to tell you my latest, EVIL, plot hole infested plan!
Sami - AHHH! NOOO! *Ducks and covers*
Sturm - First, I shall kidnap you and kill Andy! Then, when Andy comes to get
you, I'll kill him! After, I shall find a Sonja outfit in a box of Bran Flaks
with extra raisin Flak hats, wear it and the rule the world as Mr. and Mrs.
Sturm!
*Wedding bells play Sturm's theme*
Sami - AHHH! IT'S EARSPLITTINGLY MADNESS RAMBLE! MAKE IT STOP!
Sturm - MUHAHAHAHA!
*Sturm leaps out of the HQ and plummets to earth*
Sami - YAY! Now I can take over Black Hole!
*Sami sets foot on the roof and the whole thing collapses under her*
*Victory Screen appears*
Sami - WOO! Now I don't owe Hachi anything...and I scared a child molester!
^_^
Note: well, the three games in ch 6 were in fact, Resident Evil (Zombies,
Herbs etc.) Super Famicom Wars (The scene where the infantry capture GE HQ)
and finally, Zombie Ate My Neighbors (That red gun that Andy pulled out? yup
it's one of the weapons.)
*Gives half of a cookie to Yoyo and Bross for getting it a bit right*
On with the chapter!
*In Hachi's Shop*
Hachi - You owe me a lot of AW Coins and points Sami!
Sami - SHADUP! I know I do!
Hachi - Fine! Get out there and just steal some stuff then! Hahaha!
Sami - Fine then! I'll rob everything and everyone in sight!
*Sami storms out*
Hachi - ._.' I was kidding. I was just going to tell you to go to War Room,
then drink your sleep, get 8 hours of drugs and don't do milk!
*In Orange Star HQ*
Sami - MEH! I'll show him!
Nell - Sami, where are you going?
Sami - ...Out...
Nell - Well, we're short on funds at the moment so could you capture some
stuff as you go?
Sami - Yup! That's what I plan on doing!
Nell - Ah good! Just take this infantry along will you?
Infantry - H-hi! *shudder twitch*
Sami - What's wrong with him?
Nell - Erm...
*Nell whispers to Sami*
Nell - *mumble mumble* Tamagot- *mumble mumble* annoying beeping
Sami - Oh...that.
Infantry - AH! I can hear it! E-V-I-L!
Sami - O_o Uh, let's go Infantry.
*Sami and the Infantry head into the OS garage where an APC awaits*
Infantry - Ok then so I'll just-
*THWAP*
Infantry - OW! x_x
*Sami backs away from unconscious Infantry with a hunk of cheese in hand*
Sami - There! Now to disguise the body!
*Sami does so then leaves in the APC to Black Hole HQ*
Andy - Sami! Sam-ay! Salami Super Sami-o! Where are y-COOL! A CLOWN!
*Andy runs over and jumps up and down on a very unmoving clown-type person in
an army uniform*
Andy - Come on! I wanna ppplllaaayyy! ^o^
*At the top floor of BH HQ*
Sturm - Hm...Sami's running amok in MY city! Bah! No matter! I can just blow
pink smoke and pretend everything's ok by acting like I'm in control of the
situation!
*Sturm blows pink smoke and goes about his business as usual*
*Inside the APC with Sami*
Sami - Money, money, money got to find someone fast out here or els- HEY!
There we go! A child molester on the sidewalk!
*Sami attempts to run over said person but fails*
Adder - HOLY S**T! That crazy girl nearly ran me over! She made me break my
new high heels too! NOOOOO!!!
Sami - DAMN! Oh well, I'm near the main building here anyway! If anyone has
money, it's Sturm!
*Sami enters the BH Headquarters*
Sturm - AH HA! I have you in my trap Sami!
Sami - What trap?
Sturm - My trap to tell you my latest, EVIL, plot hole infested plan!
Sami - AHHH! NOOO! *Ducks and covers*
Sturm - First, I shall kidnap you and kill Andy! Then, when Andy comes to get
you, I'll kill him! After, I shall find a Sonja outfit in a box of Bran Flaks
with extra raisin Flak hats, wear it and the rule the world as Mr. and Mrs.
Sturm!
*Wedding bells play Sturm's theme*
Sami - AHHH! IT'S EARSPLITTINGLY MADNESS RAMBLE! MAKE IT STOP!
Sturm - MUHAHAHAHA!
*Sturm leaps out of the HQ and plummets to earth*
Sami - YAY! Now I can take over Black Hole!
*Sami sets foot on the roof and the whole thing collapses under her*
*Victory Screen appears*
Sami - WOO! Now I don't owe Hachi anything...and I scared a child molester!
^_^