~A Totally Pointless HP Fic~
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Yea.so its been done before.but this is our first fic and we're going to use it as a warm up thing.so we hope you enjoy it
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Harry Potter characters (Though Ronnie probably wishes she owned Ron heheh ; ) We DO however own Bob and our version of oblivion. So here goes.
One day, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and a guy named Bob were having a pic-a-nic under a tree. Ginny ran up to Harry and put her hands over Harry's eyes. This is where our story begins.
Ginny: * Preppily * Hey Harry! Guess who?
Harry: * Trying to make a feeble attempt at a joke * Um.Lord Voldemort?
(Everyone except for Harry and Bob flinch at the name)
Ginny: * Bursts into tears * You're so hurtful! (a/n: imagine the girl from Moody's Point in the Amanda Show)
(Ginny ran away sobbing)
Harry: Ginny! It was just a joke! Honestly!
(Harry started to run after Ginny but Bob put a hand on Harry's shoulder)
Bob: Leave her alone. She's probably half way to Germany by now. (a/n: we don't get it either.but..yea)
(Harry sits down and pouts. Then a Mary Sue walked by, flipping her long beautiful shiny hair behind her perfect little shoulder)
Harry Ron and Draco: * Looking her up and down in interest *
Hermione: * Whining * You guys! Gosh. its just because she's pretty.
Ron: Exactly. Unlike you.
Hermione : * Gasps and slaps Ron *
(The three guys shrugged and ran over to the Mary - Sue who by now was batting her long beautiful eyelashes and giggling.well, perfectly)
Hermione : * Feels bad and starts to cry *
(Bob had been in some kind of Bob-like stupor and has just woken up when he spots the Mary - Sue surrounded by adoring boys and jealous girls. He starts to go towards them)
Hermione: Well? Aren't you going to stay here and comfort me like a good little Bob?
Bob: Tch.heck no!
(Hermione started crying again when the ever wise Dumbledore waltzed * a/n: Yes.waltzed.why? Cuz he's Dumbledore!* up to her and sat down next to her)
Dumbledore : * Looking wise with his ever twinkling eyes * What would seem to be the problem Miss Granger?
Hermione: The four of them just ditched me for a ditzy brunette!
Dumbledore : * Seems to be pondering * Yes.yes.well there is a way to get them back. but it would be dangerous mind you.very dangerous.
Hermione: What?? I'll try anything!
Dumbledore: We could curse them into oblivion! I'm so bored I'll help!
Hermione: Sure why not? I'm bored too!
(Hermione and Dumbledore cursed them into oblivion, trying to curse the Mary-Sue too but she deflected the hexes with her extremely powerful spells while managing to smile like a Barbie doll the whole time)
Will Harry, Ron, Draco, and Bob make it back out of oblivion? Check the next chapter to find out!!
Yes, it was stupid.but then again so are we . So PLEASE review!! Spend at least 5 seconds and help us figure out what to do so our story actually becomes funny!! Thanks for your time
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Yea.so its been done before.but this is our first fic and we're going to use it as a warm up thing.so we hope you enjoy it
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Harry Potter characters (Though Ronnie probably wishes she owned Ron heheh ; ) We DO however own Bob and our version of oblivion. So here goes.
One day, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and a guy named Bob were having a pic-a-nic under a tree. Ginny ran up to Harry and put her hands over Harry's eyes. This is where our story begins.
Ginny: * Preppily * Hey Harry! Guess who?
Harry: * Trying to make a feeble attempt at a joke * Um.Lord Voldemort?
(Everyone except for Harry and Bob flinch at the name)
Ginny: * Bursts into tears * You're so hurtful! (a/n: imagine the girl from Moody's Point in the Amanda Show)
(Ginny ran away sobbing)
Harry: Ginny! It was just a joke! Honestly!
(Harry started to run after Ginny but Bob put a hand on Harry's shoulder)
Bob: Leave her alone. She's probably half way to Germany by now. (a/n: we don't get it either.but..yea)
(Harry sits down and pouts. Then a Mary Sue walked by, flipping her long beautiful shiny hair behind her perfect little shoulder)
Harry Ron and Draco: * Looking her up and down in interest *
Hermione: * Whining * You guys! Gosh. its just because she's pretty.
Ron: Exactly. Unlike you.
Hermione : * Gasps and slaps Ron *
(The three guys shrugged and ran over to the Mary - Sue who by now was batting her long beautiful eyelashes and giggling.well, perfectly)
Hermione : * Feels bad and starts to cry *
(Bob had been in some kind of Bob-like stupor and has just woken up when he spots the Mary - Sue surrounded by adoring boys and jealous girls. He starts to go towards them)
Hermione: Well? Aren't you going to stay here and comfort me like a good little Bob?
Bob: Tch.heck no!
(Hermione started crying again when the ever wise Dumbledore waltzed * a/n: Yes.waltzed.why? Cuz he's Dumbledore!* up to her and sat down next to her)
Dumbledore : * Looking wise with his ever twinkling eyes * What would seem to be the problem Miss Granger?
Hermione: The four of them just ditched me for a ditzy brunette!
Dumbledore : * Seems to be pondering * Yes.yes.well there is a way to get them back. but it would be dangerous mind you.very dangerous.
Hermione: What?? I'll try anything!
Dumbledore: We could curse them into oblivion! I'm so bored I'll help!
Hermione: Sure why not? I'm bored too!
(Hermione and Dumbledore cursed them into oblivion, trying to curse the Mary-Sue too but she deflected the hexes with her extremely powerful spells while managing to smile like a Barbie doll the whole time)
Will Harry, Ron, Draco, and Bob make it back out of oblivion? Check the next chapter to find out!!
Yes, it was stupid.but then again so are we . So PLEASE review!! Spend at least 5 seconds and help us figure out what to do so our story actually becomes funny!! Thanks for your time