Chappie Two
Disclaimer: Everything still belongs to the great JK.except for Bob and oblivion.
Authors Note: I (tALiE) wrote this when I was extremely bored.and well, really bored. So don't flame me if it sucks. * Cowers at the rotten tomatoes currently being thrown her way *
***** At Hogwarts *****
Scene: Hermione has just cursed Harry, Ron, Draco, and Bob into oblivion and is now feeling a bit guilty and kinda bored. Oh yea, the Mary Sue found a few more boys (and girls) to flirt with. (A/N: hehe. :P )
Hermione: Hey Seamus! Dean! Wanna be my new friends?
S&D: Sure Hermione! * They both walk over to her and look at her expectantly *
Hermione: * Looks pleased at the fact she's now the boss * Well? What are you waiting for? Lets go back inside!
Seamus: Yea Dean! What are you waiting for? Do what the lady says!
***** Anyway.back over in oblivion ***** Scene: It's totally black, and feels like a big hole of nothingness.
Ron: Hey guys, I think Hermione cursed us into oblivion after we started flirting with that shallow bimbo and she started feeling left out!
Draco: * Sneering with his non-exisistant face* No shit Sherlock!
Harry: But why would she feel jealous? Oh! That would mean she likes one of us!
Bob: * In his slow sleepy voice. Think.Eeyore * That would be me.
Draco: *Sneering.yet again * You wish.after all, who could resist me? Wait a minute...this is the mudblood we're talking about!
Ron: Mmm.yea.who COULD resist you Draco..?
Draco started feeling afraid. VERY afraid.
Harry: ANYway..we should be focusing on ways to get out of here. Any suggestions? Hold on a moment.how come I cant feel my arms? Or legs??
Bob: Because Hermione cursed us into oblivion. Our bodies are gone. And since our bodies are gone, our wands are gone and we're doomed to be here forever and ever. (a/n: wow.Bob's turning out to be waay smarter than I intended him to be.oh, and I don't know where this is leading either.my fingers are just typing up random words)
Draco: Oh man!! Without bodies, what's the point of those leather pants I brought to school?
Ron: Mmm.Draco.In leather pants.
Draco started moving away from Ron's general direction.
Harry: WOW.that's disturbing.
Bob: Anyway, like I said, were gonna be here awhile. Like, for eternity. Honestly, don't you people read?
D&R&H: Noo.
Bob: Well, I'm finding THAT out.
Draco: So, I'm doomed to stay here forever, without bodies, in the dark, with a retard, Potty, and Mr. Gaylord over here?
Ron: Well, I'm fine without those conditions.aren't you Draco? The bodies are simply a minor setback..* chuckles evilly*
Draco: * Whimpering * PLEASE! Please get me out of here!!! I never thought I would be down here on my nonexistent knees begging YOU Potty, of all people! I want to get out of here! I don't wanna be gaaay..!
Draco started sobbing inconsolably and Ron rushed forward to comfort him.
Draco: NO! Get * sob * away from me! * Hiccup *
***** Back at Hogwarts*****
Hermione: *Turning to the Seamus and Dean who now look um.pretty much like Harry and Ron * Hey guys! I found Harry and Ron's wand! Now you could look even more like them!
Seamus : (To Dean) * Muttering* How much are we getting paid for this again?
Dean: A LOT..now shut up and break your glasses.
***** Back over in oblivion *****
Ron: *Crooning * Now now Drakiekins.It's okay.Ron's here now.
Draco: Oh joy..well, if you cant beat it.join it.
Harry: Well, we may be here awhile.why not sit back and enjoy the show? Got any popcorn?
Bob: *Talking to Harry like he was an idiot * We don't have MOUTHS..
Harry: Oh yea.
(a/n: Well, like it? Hate it? Review plz.and if it sucks too much, I could just take it down.)
Disclaimer: Everything still belongs to the great JK.except for Bob and oblivion.
Authors Note: I (tALiE) wrote this when I was extremely bored.and well, really bored. So don't flame me if it sucks. * Cowers at the rotten tomatoes currently being thrown her way *
***** At Hogwarts *****
Scene: Hermione has just cursed Harry, Ron, Draco, and Bob into oblivion and is now feeling a bit guilty and kinda bored. Oh yea, the Mary Sue found a few more boys (and girls) to flirt with. (A/N: hehe. :P )
Hermione: Hey Seamus! Dean! Wanna be my new friends?
S&D: Sure Hermione! * They both walk over to her and look at her expectantly *
Hermione: * Looks pleased at the fact she's now the boss * Well? What are you waiting for? Lets go back inside!
Seamus: Yea Dean! What are you waiting for? Do what the lady says!
***** Anyway.back over in oblivion ***** Scene: It's totally black, and feels like a big hole of nothingness.
Ron: Hey guys, I think Hermione cursed us into oblivion after we started flirting with that shallow bimbo and she started feeling left out!
Draco: * Sneering with his non-exisistant face* No shit Sherlock!
Harry: But why would she feel jealous? Oh! That would mean she likes one of us!
Bob: * In his slow sleepy voice. Think.Eeyore * That would be me.
Draco: *Sneering.yet again * You wish.after all, who could resist me? Wait a minute...this is the mudblood we're talking about!
Ron: Mmm.yea.who COULD resist you Draco..?
Draco started feeling afraid. VERY afraid.
Harry: ANYway..we should be focusing on ways to get out of here. Any suggestions? Hold on a moment.how come I cant feel my arms? Or legs??
Bob: Because Hermione cursed us into oblivion. Our bodies are gone. And since our bodies are gone, our wands are gone and we're doomed to be here forever and ever. (a/n: wow.Bob's turning out to be waay smarter than I intended him to be.oh, and I don't know where this is leading either.my fingers are just typing up random words)
Draco: Oh man!! Without bodies, what's the point of those leather pants I brought to school?
Ron: Mmm.Draco.In leather pants.
Draco started moving away from Ron's general direction.
Harry: WOW.that's disturbing.
Bob: Anyway, like I said, were gonna be here awhile. Like, for eternity. Honestly, don't you people read?
D&R&H: Noo.
Bob: Well, I'm finding THAT out.
Draco: So, I'm doomed to stay here forever, without bodies, in the dark, with a retard, Potty, and Mr. Gaylord over here?
Ron: Well, I'm fine without those conditions.aren't you Draco? The bodies are simply a minor setback..* chuckles evilly*
Draco: * Whimpering * PLEASE! Please get me out of here!!! I never thought I would be down here on my nonexistent knees begging YOU Potty, of all people! I want to get out of here! I don't wanna be gaaay..!
Draco started sobbing inconsolably and Ron rushed forward to comfort him.
Draco: NO! Get * sob * away from me! * Hiccup *
***** Back at Hogwarts*****
Hermione: *Turning to the Seamus and Dean who now look um.pretty much like Harry and Ron * Hey guys! I found Harry and Ron's wand! Now you could look even more like them!
Seamus : (To Dean) * Muttering* How much are we getting paid for this again?
Dean: A LOT..now shut up and break your glasses.
***** Back over in oblivion *****
Ron: *Crooning * Now now Drakiekins.It's okay.Ron's here now.
Draco: Oh joy..well, if you cant beat it.join it.
Harry: Well, we may be here awhile.why not sit back and enjoy the show? Got any popcorn?
Bob: *Talking to Harry like he was an idiot * We don't have MOUTHS..
Harry: Oh yea.
(a/n: Well, like it? Hate it? Review plz.and if it sucks too much, I could just take it down.)