Shadow:Guess who's back, back again, umm.. Shadow's back-back, back again!
Y/S:What's with you and rap?
Shadow:I only like Linkin Park rap. MIKE SHINODA RULES! Now, in this chapter, the OTHER person actually isn't going to show up until we arrive, but in the chapter there is SLIGHT, SLIGHT romance.
Y/S:By the way, how come only Mai and Serenity are the only girls on this plane?
Shadow: A.I hate Tea`, I have enough friendship as it is being a jackass with my friends, 2. Miss Ancient Egypt just creeps me out, 3. That teddy bear girl creeps me out too.
Y/S:Just start the damn chapter
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Chapter 2:Crazy people, romance, and how the f*** did duke devlin get on this plane?
==Next day, still on the plane, unfortunately Lunch Time
Joey:Can I have your fries now?
Yami:No.
Joey:How about now?
Yami:No.
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Seto:Shut the fuck up already.
Shadow:How about we don't and say we did?
Tea:*chuckles*
Shadow:Ok, I thought I didn't let you on here, how'd you get here?
Tea:Bakura's Luggage.
=Shadow and Y/S give cold stares to Bakura
Bakura:What the hell do you 2 want?
=Shadow nudges Y/S
Y/S:$200.
Bakura:Ok.*gives Y/S money*Now go away.
Y/S:K.*he and Shadow walk back to their seats*
Shadow:Give me that!*takes money*
Y/S:What was that for?
Shadow:You got $200 when we were back home, it's my turn to get some cash!
Y/S:Alright.
=Bakura realizes what he just did [A.N. Ryou-Good, BAkura-Bad/Yami]
Bakura:Ah Shit, not again!
Shadow:*yells at Bakura*NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!WE GOT YOUR CASH, HAHA!
Y/S:Wait, one more thing*grabs french fries*HEY JOEY, WANT MY FRIES?
Joey:Huh? Yeah, hand em' over, NOW!
Y/S:Fetch doggy *throws them onto Mai's Lap :D*
Joey:FRENCH FRIES!!!!!*dives into Mai's Lap*
Mai:EWWWww! Get off sicko!*smacks Joey*
Y/S:Same as before, one word to describe that
Joey:DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow:Sucker.
Yugi:Shadow?
Shadow:YYYYYeeeeessss?
Yugi:Can I have a sugar cookie?
Shadow:Who told you?
Yugi:Yami.
Shadow:Hold on.*throws a Stephen King book at Yami*YOU JACKASS!
Yami:Well, that's what you get for disturbing my rest.
Shadow:Eh, ok.*back to Yugi*No, you can't have a cookie Yugi.
Yugi:Awwwww!
Mokuba:Can I have one?
Shadow:*thought*Damn Seto Kaiba.*back to reality*No.
Ryou:Can I?
Shadow:No.
Serenity:Can I?
Shadow:Hmmm... sure*hands Serenity a cookie*
Ryou:What was that for?
Shadow:I don't trust you 3. Especially Yugi for what happened at my house with him, Tristian, and Joey. [A.N.-Don't remember? Read the my other story!]
Tristian:*snickers*
Shadow:Shut up you stupid chiuaua's assistant.
Seto:*thought*Hmm, chiuaua's assistant, I got to remember that.
Tea:You like Serentity don't you?
=Tea's question catches the attention of 3 certain people [Joey, Seto, Tristian]
Shadow:Uh....no. Like I said before I don't trust the 2 short people, no offense, and the guy with a messed up Yami. That's messed up.
Mai:You like her and you know it.
Shadow:I could easily kick you off of this plane faster than Joey can think, and believe me he thinks pretty fast, he just doesn't pay attention.
Y/Marik:Wanna bet?*pulls out switchknife*
Shadow:Why not?*already has his blade from the flute up under Y/M's chin*
Y/M:Ok, ok, I'll back off.
Y/S:You wouldn't like my aibou pissed off, no you wouldn't.
Shadow:*Terminator voice*I'll be back*walks off*
Mai:You got to admit it sometime!
Shadow:CRACKW****!
Mai:*surprised*damn, he got pissed off there.
Y/S:I told ya.
Mai:Shut up.
Y/S:Hmm... how about I don't and say I did?
Mai:No.
Y/S:=(
Shadow:*returns*Somethings not right.
Y/S:I got a Gay vibe coming from that dark hallway.
Y/M:Aw s***.
Marik:S***
Bakura:God damn, does he ever stop following us?
Shadow:YamiShadow, Paintgun, stat.
Y/S:*hands paintgun to Shadow*
Shadow:This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you *opens fire on person in the hallway*
=Pegasus' paintball battered body falls out of the darkness.
Shadow:Well, that didn't hurt me at all!
Y/S:Marik, YamiMarik, Bakura, do the honors and throw him out of the plane.
Marik, Y/M + Bakura:Sweet.
Seto:Do it quick before he wakes up, paintguns don't kill people you know.
=Pegasus' body is thrown out of the plane, dropping on the island of amazingly gay men [let's not drop by to see how he's doing]
Shadow:Glad that's over with.
???:Not quite.*points gun at Shadow*
Shadow:*turns around*Aw, shit. HIJACKER!
'
=Everyone turns their attention to the 'HiJacker'
Hijacker:Grr..Ok,*grabs Serenity*Nobody tries anything or the girl dies.
=That immediately stirred up Joey's, Shadow's, Seto's, and Tristian's anger.
Shadow:I.
Seto:Don't.
Joey:Think.
Tristian:So.
Shadow:Wait one friggin second,*walks over to Hijacker*this guns a fake*snatches gun away*yeah I thought so, this is a friggin BB gun. You're ass is mine bitch. *turns to the other 3* You can have the remains when I'm done.
=For about 10 Minutes Shadow is S.P.O. at the Hijacker and beats the shit out of him while Y/S, Y/M, Marik, and Bakura stand back and laugh very, very hard, since the Hijacker is calling for his mommy and suckin his toe. [TOE!?]
Shadow:Bakura, this time just you, throw him out as usual.
Bakura:Riiiight.*takes Hijacker and throws him out the plane.
Seto:Hey, I thought we get what's left of him.
Shadow:Hey, I almost NEVER honestly make a deal.
Serenity:My hero!*hugs Shadow*
Shadow:*blushes, and keep blushing and blushingg* [A.N.-Wow, I'm actually makin fun of myself here, COOL!]
Tea:I knew it. You DO like her!
Mai:Same here, you two should be an item!
=Serenity and Shadow exchange looks and blush which really ticks off two of the other three guys, but Joey is quite happy with it.
Seto:Back off bud, she's mine.
Shadow:Since when?
Seto:UH.......
Shadow:Yeah I thought so.
Serenity:Excuse me for a moment Shadow.*runs off and giggles*
=Tea and Mai run after her
Shadow:Uh..right, I'm going to go somewhere for a second...*leaves* [A.N.-Have ya notice we never follow me when I leave? Yeah that's because even made up charaters need privacy too]
Y/S:Hmm, now I got nothin to do. Oh well, move on to the next best thing. Hey Tristian, come over here for a second!
Tristian:What do you need?
Y/S:I just need to ask some questions.
Tristian:Ok.
Y/S:Are you rich?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Are you homeless?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Did you buy the tickets?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Are you straight?
Tristian:No. WAIT I ME-
Y/S:HEY EVERYONE, TRISTIAN JUST SAID HE WAS GAY
=ALL the guys back away from Tristian
Tristian:I'm not gay! Shadow's damn Yami tricked me!
Yami:Riiight.
Seto:Not even YamiShadow goes that low.
Y/S:*thought*Yes I do, stupid Kaiba, I just don't show it.
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Shadow:I'll admit, in real life I really like Serenity, but doesn't every YGO fan have a crush on some character?
Y/S:Nah just you.
Shadow:Damn it, shut up.*beats down Y/S with a 2x4* and remember, if you want to be the person we see when we arrive in Jamaica, post a review with name, personality, age, and additute towards certain characters including myself and my yami, so Review please, we like reviews!
Y/S:What's with you and rap?
Shadow:I only like Linkin Park rap. MIKE SHINODA RULES! Now, in this chapter, the OTHER person actually isn't going to show up until we arrive, but in the chapter there is SLIGHT, SLIGHT romance.
Y/S:By the way, how come only Mai and Serenity are the only girls on this plane?
Shadow: A.I hate Tea`, I have enough friendship as it is being a jackass with my friends, 2. Miss Ancient Egypt just creeps me out, 3. That teddy bear girl creeps me out too.
Y/S:Just start the damn chapter
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Chapter 2:Crazy people, romance, and how the f*** did duke devlin get on this plane?
==Next day, still on the plane, unfortunately Lunch Time
Joey:Can I have your fries now?
Yami:No.
Joey:How about now?
Yami:No.
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Joey:Now?
Yami:No
Seto:Shut the fuck up already.
Shadow:How about we don't and say we did?
Tea:*chuckles*
Shadow:Ok, I thought I didn't let you on here, how'd you get here?
Tea:Bakura's Luggage.
=Shadow and Y/S give cold stares to Bakura
Bakura:What the hell do you 2 want?
=Shadow nudges Y/S
Y/S:$200.
Bakura:Ok.*gives Y/S money*Now go away.
Y/S:K.*he and Shadow walk back to their seats*
Shadow:Give me that!*takes money*
Y/S:What was that for?
Shadow:You got $200 when we were back home, it's my turn to get some cash!
Y/S:Alright.
=Bakura realizes what he just did [A.N. Ryou-Good, BAkura-Bad/Yami]
Bakura:Ah Shit, not again!
Shadow:*yells at Bakura*NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!WE GOT YOUR CASH, HAHA!
Y/S:Wait, one more thing*grabs french fries*HEY JOEY, WANT MY FRIES?
Joey:Huh? Yeah, hand em' over, NOW!
Y/S:Fetch doggy *throws them onto Mai's Lap :D*
Joey:FRENCH FRIES!!!!!*dives into Mai's Lap*
Mai:EWWWww! Get off sicko!*smacks Joey*
Y/S:Same as before, one word to describe that
Joey:DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow:Sucker.
Yugi:Shadow?
Shadow:YYYYYeeeeessss?
Yugi:Can I have a sugar cookie?
Shadow:Who told you?
Yugi:Yami.
Shadow:Hold on.*throws a Stephen King book at Yami*YOU JACKASS!
Yami:Well, that's what you get for disturbing my rest.
Shadow:Eh, ok.*back to Yugi*No, you can't have a cookie Yugi.
Yugi:Awwwww!
Mokuba:Can I have one?
Shadow:*thought*Damn Seto Kaiba.*back to reality*No.
Ryou:Can I?
Shadow:No.
Serenity:Can I?
Shadow:Hmmm... sure*hands Serenity a cookie*
Ryou:What was that for?
Shadow:I don't trust you 3. Especially Yugi for what happened at my house with him, Tristian, and Joey. [A.N.-Don't remember? Read the my other story!]
Tristian:*snickers*
Shadow:Shut up you stupid chiuaua's assistant.
Seto:*thought*Hmm, chiuaua's assistant, I got to remember that.
Tea:You like Serentity don't you?
=Tea's question catches the attention of 3 certain people [Joey, Seto, Tristian]
Shadow:Uh....no. Like I said before I don't trust the 2 short people, no offense, and the guy with a messed up Yami. That's messed up.
Mai:You like her and you know it.
Shadow:I could easily kick you off of this plane faster than Joey can think, and believe me he thinks pretty fast, he just doesn't pay attention.
Y/Marik:Wanna bet?*pulls out switchknife*
Shadow:Why not?*already has his blade from the flute up under Y/M's chin*
Y/M:Ok, ok, I'll back off.
Y/S:You wouldn't like my aibou pissed off, no you wouldn't.
Shadow:*Terminator voice*I'll be back*walks off*
Mai:You got to admit it sometime!
Shadow:CRACKW****!
Mai:*surprised*damn, he got pissed off there.
Y/S:I told ya.
Mai:Shut up.
Y/S:Hmm... how about I don't and say I did?
Mai:No.
Y/S:=(
Shadow:*returns*Somethings not right.
Y/S:I got a Gay vibe coming from that dark hallway.
Y/M:Aw s***.
Marik:S***
Bakura:God damn, does he ever stop following us?
Shadow:YamiShadow, Paintgun, stat.
Y/S:*hands paintgun to Shadow*
Shadow:This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you *opens fire on person in the hallway*
=Pegasus' paintball battered body falls out of the darkness.
Shadow:Well, that didn't hurt me at all!
Y/S:Marik, YamiMarik, Bakura, do the honors and throw him out of the plane.
Marik, Y/M + Bakura:Sweet.
Seto:Do it quick before he wakes up, paintguns don't kill people you know.
=Pegasus' body is thrown out of the plane, dropping on the island of amazingly gay men [let's not drop by to see how he's doing]
Shadow:Glad that's over with.
???:Not quite.*points gun at Shadow*
Shadow:*turns around*Aw, shit. HIJACKER!
'
=Everyone turns their attention to the 'HiJacker'
Hijacker:Grr..Ok,*grabs Serenity*Nobody tries anything or the girl dies.
=That immediately stirred up Joey's, Shadow's, Seto's, and Tristian's anger.
Shadow:I.
Seto:Don't.
Joey:Think.
Tristian:So.
Shadow:Wait one friggin second,*walks over to Hijacker*this guns a fake*snatches gun away*yeah I thought so, this is a friggin BB gun. You're ass is mine bitch. *turns to the other 3* You can have the remains when I'm done.
=For about 10 Minutes Shadow is S.P.O. at the Hijacker and beats the shit out of him while Y/S, Y/M, Marik, and Bakura stand back and laugh very, very hard, since the Hijacker is calling for his mommy and suckin his toe. [TOE!?]
Shadow:Bakura, this time just you, throw him out as usual.
Bakura:Riiiight.*takes Hijacker and throws him out the plane.
Seto:Hey, I thought we get what's left of him.
Shadow:Hey, I almost NEVER honestly make a deal.
Serenity:My hero!*hugs Shadow*
Shadow:*blushes, and keep blushing and blushingg* [A.N.-Wow, I'm actually makin fun of myself here, COOL!]
Tea:I knew it. You DO like her!
Mai:Same here, you two should be an item!
=Serenity and Shadow exchange looks and blush which really ticks off two of the other three guys, but Joey is quite happy with it.
Seto:Back off bud, she's mine.
Shadow:Since when?
Seto:UH.......
Shadow:Yeah I thought so.
Serenity:Excuse me for a moment Shadow.*runs off and giggles*
=Tea and Mai run after her
Shadow:Uh..right, I'm going to go somewhere for a second...*leaves* [A.N.-Have ya notice we never follow me when I leave? Yeah that's because even made up charaters need privacy too]
Y/S:Hmm, now I got nothin to do. Oh well, move on to the next best thing. Hey Tristian, come over here for a second!
Tristian:What do you need?
Y/S:I just need to ask some questions.
Tristian:Ok.
Y/S:Are you rich?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Are you homeless?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Did you buy the tickets?
Tristian:No.
Y/S:Are you straight?
Tristian:No. WAIT I ME-
Y/S:HEY EVERYONE, TRISTIAN JUST SAID HE WAS GAY
=ALL the guys back away from Tristian
Tristian:I'm not gay! Shadow's damn Yami tricked me!
Yami:Riiight.
Seto:Not even YamiShadow goes that low.
Y/S:*thought*Yes I do, stupid Kaiba, I just don't show it.
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Shadow:I'll admit, in real life I really like Serenity, but doesn't every YGO fan have a crush on some character?
Y/S:Nah just you.
Shadow:Damn it, shut up.*beats down Y/S with a 2x4* and remember, if you want to be the person we see when we arrive in Jamaica, post a review with name, personality, age, and additute towards certain characters including myself and my yami, so Review please, we like reviews!