Y/S:Think they noticed?

Shadow:Nah, but I'll tell them anyways, in case you didn't notice, last chapter the title said something about Duke, but, he's not really a favorite of me so I just wanted to mess with any Duke fans there that he was going to be here, but, NOPE!

Duke:That isn't cool man.

Shadow:OO; *throws Duke into one of them prison asylum cells, with the cushioning on all the walls* HEY BAKURA! *throws book at him*

Bakura:*catches book*? What the hell is this for? *reads book title* How to torture people who play dungeon dice monsters more than one time, interesting.

Shadow:Go into the room with the cushioned walls and find out.

=Bakura heads into cushioned room and finds Duke in a straightjacket

Bakura:Hmm, hey thanks for the torture dummy!

Shadow:No prob.

Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Sugarcult, but both would be nice to own! =)

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Chapter 3: When music from SugarCult hits the YGO crew's ears, [SugarCult's a real band, and they rock!]

Shadow:*rocks head side to side while listening to Sugarcult's 'Pretty Girl (The Way)' and softly singing to it*

Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything

Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about

That's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

It's the way

That he makes you feel

It's the way

That he kisses you

It's the way

That he makes you fall in love

She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and

Her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men

And that's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

And that's what you get for falling again

You can never get 'em out of your head

Mai:What are you listening to?

Shadow:Sugarcult's Start Static album

Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba:SUGAR???WHERE'S THE SUGAR???

Shadow:No sugar jackasses, it's the name of a band, 'Sugarcult'.

Joey:Strange name for a band.

Shadow:Linkin Park is a strange name, but tons of people like their music, including me!

Seto:Why do you listen to Punk and Rock music anyways?

Shadow:I do cause' I do, same reason why Yugi duels, or why you own Kaiba Corp., it's because you do, otherwise, we wouldn't be on this friggin planet. and anyways, rap sucks, and pop music attracts too many little kids. *pops pixie stix into his mouth then his hand starts twitching*.....AHH! Too much pressure man!

Y/S:Great now he's acting like Tweek from South Park. *smacks Shadow with an unusually large... rubber mallet* [WHACKKKKKK! WHACCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!]

Shadow:*takes mallet from Y/S* MY TURN!!!!!!!![WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK]YAY! THAT WAS FUN, MORE SUGAR, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=Y/S is unconscious at the moment

Serenity:You should calm down more.*takes mallet and makes one big smack on Shadow's head* [ in slow motion: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Shadow:Ow.*falls unconscious*

=Yugi, Mokuba and Ryou all exchange looks

Yugi:You thinkin what I'm thinkin?

Mokuba:Yep

Ryou:Let's just grab the sugar before someone else does.

Joey:I'll confiscate this.*takes the sugar cookies and MOuntain Dew*

Ryou:Damn food-hoggin Jackass.

Shadow:*wakes up suddenly*I'm going to talk with the pilot for a second...

=Shadow goes into pilots room... place or whatever

Shadow:Pilot? WHAT THE FUCK!?

==Sees that Rebecca is driving the plane

Shadow:Where the hell is your license?

Rebecca:here on Teddy's back.*shows him teddy's back*

Shadow:I thought I said you couldn't come.

Rebecca:So, you never I couldn't be the pilot, and BTW, YOU SCARED TEDDY, SO GET OUT YOU MEANIE!!!*whacks Shadow with teddy*

Shadow:Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow.*leaves* DAmn she's a b---- for a 8-year old, Christ!

Marik:So, Shadow, who the f***'s driving this plane?

Shadow:Probably your Yami's and Ryou's worst nightmare.

Y/M and Bakura suddenly get pissed off

Bakura:We'll be back.*he and Y/M leave to the pilot's room*

about 30 minutes later Bakura and Y/M return battered with bruises

Shadow:She beat you down with the bear?

Bakura:Yeah. damn, what's in that bear, steel?

Shadow:Probably.

Yugi:So who's piloting this plane?

Shadow:Does the name 'Rebecca Hawkins' mean anything to you?

Yugi:Eh... yeah, but let's just relax, we're going to Jamaica anyways, right?

Shadow:Yeah. *thought*yes... soon I will be stoned like the heavens...

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Shadow:If you would like to tourture a Yami, including mine, post a review with which Yami you'd like to tourture, and in which way, and put 1-800-HURT-A-YAMI after it to show that you dialed it! BTW also, if you want to be the person...crap just read the bottom part of the previous chapters. REVIEW, YOU MUST REVIEW, NOW, I SHALL GIVE YOU ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SUGAR IF YOU DO!