Shadow:Dum, de dum, de dum, Ok I'm bored. still bored, and bored and bored, AND STRAIGHTJACKETS ARE COOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
Y/S:You got into my secret stash of chocolate cream oreos didn't you?
Shadow:Yep. *sees squirrel*SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *madly chases after squirrel, BTW, sugarcult will once more be mentioned in this story, as a song modifyed for a YGO character, probably Yami, I can only think of his name to fit into the songs.
Yami:*stole Shadow's CD Player and listens to 'Bouncin off the Walls' then sings really loud*
I'M BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN,
I'M LOOKING LIKE A FOOL AGAIN,
I THREW AWAY MY REPUTATION,
ONE MORE SONG FOR THE RADIO STATION!
Shadow:Jesus, might as well start before he spoils the song for those who haven't heard it.
DISCLAIMA: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH, OR SUGARCULT, OR THEIR SONG, I CHANGED MY NAME, WHICH WERE MODIFIED TO FIT YGO STANDARDS. AND NEXT CHAPTER I SHALL DO, BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS, WHICH I MAY PUT YAMI IN, BECAUSE IT SEEMS FUNNY ONCE YOU KNOW THE LYRICS I ADJUSTED, HEHEHHE
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Chapter 4:NEW YGO HIT SINGLE MADE AFTER SUGARCULT'S 'I CHANGED MY NAME' , IT'S 'Joey Changed His Name'
Summary===Let's see, Rebecca's the Pilot, Pegasus was dropped off and a island full of gay men, Bakura and Y/M are battered, I'm semi-Sugar high, and everyone else is normal, besides me pissing off Seto... AAGAIN, w/o the help of my Yami, I got my cookies and soda back from Joey, and then he and Yami stole my CD player with my sugarcult Cd [A.N.- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Shadow:Can I have a dollar?
Seto:No.
Shadow:How about now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
5 minutes later
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Mai:Damn it, shut the friggin hell up!
Yami:*listens to Sugarcult* I like this song, 'Bouncin off the Walls'
Joey:Yeah, but I like 'I changed my name', cuz I'd change Seto's name to Mr. Hankey!
Seto:You wish doggy boy.
Shadow:I could readjust the songs for your likings, say put your name in it and such
Yami + Joey:DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!
Shadow:Alright, alright, just hold on one second. *readjusts songs*
2 hours later
Shadow:Ok, I could only get one of them done, so Joey, it's your lucky day, your song gets played first, let's see where's that button?*sees button and pushes it to show a giant stereo plop on Seto's head*
Seto:OW!
=Shadow pops cd in with readjusted song
Shadow: This is 'Joey changed his Name'
Seto:*under his breath*to doggy boy.
WARNING:You should just skip this part... I just put it in cuz I was bored and was listening to Sugarcult.
Slow, but somewhat evil melody plays as music
He couldn't sleep last night
his ears were ringing in my head
Best friends with the boogie man
He may be better off here dead
Running on empty once again
Too tired for tears he dreads
Sink deep into those magic dreams
While he blasts off in his bed
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw my whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that he's not the same
Since Joey changed His name
Three hours later and He was staring at the ceiling still
Xanax does nothing more but calm the sleeping thrill
Turning the pillows round and round to find the cold spot for his head
Ah, bless his only friend
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw his whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that he's not the same
And everyone turns tricks for fickle fame
He feels his body's lost control
his knees get weak as he drift away
And it gets darker, darker
Dreaming's where he IS
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And He threw his whole night down the drain
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw my whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that i'm not the same
Since Joey changed his name
Joey:so, DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?
Everyone:yeah, it's good.
Joey:*like a drama queen*They like it! They really like it!I'm so proud of myself!
Shadow:Riiight. *brings giant rubber hammer and beats down Joey* [WhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhack]
Joey:ow.
Rebecca:*over intercom* In about 3 more days we shall arrive in Jamaica.
Seto:What is this, a one way trip?
Shadow:yes, on this plane, we have gourmet food, an arcade, beauty salon, clothing shop, and gumball machines, and a paintball shooting range for games and such.
Bakura:Why didn't you tell us this before?
Shadow:You neva asked.
Tea, Mai, and Serenity:BEAUTY SALON!!! CLOTHES!!!
Y/S, Seto, and Marik:ARCADE!!! [A.N.-strange how they suddenly developed an interest in video games, yes?]
Joey and Tristian:GOURMET FOOD!
Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba:GUMBALL MACHINES! ANYONE GOT A QUARTER?
=Yami, Y/M, and Bakura exchange looks as they head to the painball range, and Shadow follows
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Shadow:Mom and Daddy's got the best cocaine, and ritalin's isn't the same anymore...
Y/S:Damn it, you're addicted to Sugarcult, aren't you?
Shadow:Yep, to that, LInkin park, most Animes, sugar, Nintendo, Video Games, and Mountain Dew
REVIEEW AND I SHALL GIVE YOU ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SUGAR, UNLIMITED SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR HIGH HELPS WRITE BETTER STORIES, CAUSE MOST GOOD ONES ARE WRITTEN BY THOSE WHO WROTE THEM ON SUGAR HIGH!
Y/S:You got into my secret stash of chocolate cream oreos didn't you?
Shadow:Yep. *sees squirrel*SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *madly chases after squirrel, BTW, sugarcult will once more be mentioned in this story, as a song modifyed for a YGO character, probably Yami, I can only think of his name to fit into the songs.
Yami:*stole Shadow's CD Player and listens to 'Bouncin off the Walls' then sings really loud*
I'M BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN,
I'M LOOKING LIKE A FOOL AGAIN,
I THREW AWAY MY REPUTATION,
ONE MORE SONG FOR THE RADIO STATION!
Shadow:Jesus, might as well start before he spoils the song for those who haven't heard it.
DISCLAIMA: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH, OR SUGARCULT, OR THEIR SONG, I CHANGED MY NAME, WHICH WERE MODIFIED TO FIT YGO STANDARDS. AND NEXT CHAPTER I SHALL DO, BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS, WHICH I MAY PUT YAMI IN, BECAUSE IT SEEMS FUNNY ONCE YOU KNOW THE LYRICS I ADJUSTED, HEHEHHE
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Chapter 4:NEW YGO HIT SINGLE MADE AFTER SUGARCULT'S 'I CHANGED MY NAME' , IT'S 'Joey Changed His Name'
Summary===Let's see, Rebecca's the Pilot, Pegasus was dropped off and a island full of gay men, Bakura and Y/M are battered, I'm semi-Sugar high, and everyone else is normal, besides me pissing off Seto... AAGAIN, w/o the help of my Yami, I got my cookies and soda back from Joey, and then he and Yami stole my CD player with my sugarcult Cd [A.N.- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Shadow:Can I have a dollar?
Seto:No.
Shadow:How about now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
5 minutes later
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Shadow:Now?
Seto:No.
Mai:Damn it, shut the friggin hell up!
Yami:*listens to Sugarcult* I like this song, 'Bouncin off the Walls'
Joey:Yeah, but I like 'I changed my name', cuz I'd change Seto's name to Mr. Hankey!
Seto:You wish doggy boy.
Shadow:I could readjust the songs for your likings, say put your name in it and such
Yami + Joey:DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!
Shadow:Alright, alright, just hold on one second. *readjusts songs*
2 hours later
Shadow:Ok, I could only get one of them done, so Joey, it's your lucky day, your song gets played first, let's see where's that button?*sees button and pushes it to show a giant stereo plop on Seto's head*
Seto:OW!
=Shadow pops cd in with readjusted song
Shadow: This is 'Joey changed his Name'
Seto:*under his breath*to doggy boy.
WARNING:You should just skip this part... I just put it in cuz I was bored and was listening to Sugarcult.
Slow, but somewhat evil melody plays as music
He couldn't sleep last night
his ears were ringing in my head
Best friends with the boogie man
He may be better off here dead
Running on empty once again
Too tired for tears he dreads
Sink deep into those magic dreams
While he blasts off in his bed
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw my whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that he's not the same
Since Joey changed His name
Three hours later and He was staring at the ceiling still
Xanax does nothing more but calm the sleeping thrill
Turning the pillows round and round to find the cold spot for his head
Ah, bless his only friend
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw his whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that he's not the same
And everyone turns tricks for fickle fame
He feels his body's lost control
his knees get weak as he drift away
And it gets darker, darker
Dreaming's where he IS
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And He threw his whole night down the drain
And you know he played it all in here
Where everyone hides their darkest shades of fears
And he threw my whole night down the drain
You know cause everyone says that i'm not the same
Since Joey changed his name
Joey:so, DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?DO YA LIKE IT?
Everyone:yeah, it's good.
Joey:*like a drama queen*They like it! They really like it!I'm so proud of myself!
Shadow:Riiight. *brings giant rubber hammer and beats down Joey* [WhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhackWhack]
Joey:ow.
Rebecca:*over intercom* In about 3 more days we shall arrive in Jamaica.
Seto:What is this, a one way trip?
Shadow:yes, on this plane, we have gourmet food, an arcade, beauty salon, clothing shop, and gumball machines, and a paintball shooting range for games and such.
Bakura:Why didn't you tell us this before?
Shadow:You neva asked.
Tea, Mai, and Serenity:BEAUTY SALON!!! CLOTHES!!!
Y/S, Seto, and Marik:ARCADE!!! [A.N.-strange how they suddenly developed an interest in video games, yes?]
Joey and Tristian:GOURMET FOOD!
Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba:GUMBALL MACHINES! ANYONE GOT A QUARTER?
=Yami, Y/M, and Bakura exchange looks as they head to the painball range, and Shadow follows
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Shadow:Mom and Daddy's got the best cocaine, and ritalin's isn't the same anymore...
Y/S:Damn it, you're addicted to Sugarcult, aren't you?
Shadow:Yep, to that, LInkin park, most Animes, sugar, Nintendo, Video Games, and Mountain Dew
REVIEEW AND I SHALL GIVE YOU ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SUGAR, UNLIMITED SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR HIGH HELPS WRITE BETTER STORIES, CAUSE MOST GOOD ONES ARE WRITTEN BY THOSE WHO WROTE THEM ON SUGAR HIGH!
