Shadow:=( People don't like my stories...oh well, I'll just keep typing them cuz I'm bored!

Y/S:Great, more torture.

Shadow:Hey, at least I treat you nicely in my stories! Hey Bakura?

Bakura:What?

Shadow:Can I have 200 dollars?

Bakura:Sure.*hands over money*

Shadow:Thanks, stupid baka.

Bakura:*realizes what he did, again*SHIT!

DISCLAIMA: I don't own anything but my friends, who I love... to tourture. Severly. Painfully.

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Chapter 5: 3 days left, and Yami's bouncin off the walls, literally [i.e. HE'S FRIGGIN SUGAR HIGH!]

sUMMMARY==Oh about 3 days left till Jamaica [being stoned for me =)], and now we see Shadow nibbling on a cookie.

Shadow:*nibbling on cookie*[nibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibblenibble]

Yugi:Can I have a cookie?

Shadow:No.

Mokuba:How about me?

Shadow:No.

Ryou:Me?

Shadow:No.

Serenity:Me?

Shadow:Sure.*gives cookie to Serenity*

Yami:Me?

Shadow:Sure.*gives one to Yami*

Mai:I can understand giving one to Serenity but--

Shadow:*blushes then P.O.'d*HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE HER.

Mai:I wasn't even gonna assume that, but you did, so I guess you like her*Shadow and Serenity blush madly*, but why Yami?

Shadow:*has voice like Mr. Mackey from South Park*Yami's cool, m'kay?

Joey:*same voice*M'kay

Everyone else:M'kay

Y/S:Yo hikari, throw me a bottle of some MD [i.e. Mountain Dew]

Shadow:Yami, catch! *throws CD Player to Yami*

Yami:*puts it on and plays CD in it*...WHEEE!!!!!*starts jumping on the walls and bounces off from one to the other.

Shadow:By the way, I got him Sugar high earlier

Yugi:WHATTT!!!!!

Shadow:Then the Song he's listening to is... well, obviously 'bouncin off the walls' [A.N.-You HAVE realized my obsession with Sugarcult, haven't you?]

Yami:I'M BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS, WHEEE!!!!!!!!

Tea:wHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

Shadow:*not paying attention* It ain't happenin', I got sunshine, in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on...

Y/M:He creeps me out when he does that.

Rebecca:*comes out of pilot's room*Ok, what's all the commotion? *Yami buzzes by as he bounces off wall after wall*AHHH!!!

Bakura, Y/M, and Shadow:AHHHH!! DEMON CHILD!!! *all run away*

Rebecca:Hmph, serves them right for scaring me in the first place.*returns to piloting plane*

Yugi:I don't think I wanna know.

Shadow:*hiding in lavatory[bathroom], with Bakura and Y/M behind him*Is she gone?

Yugi:Yep.

==all three return

Shadow:Ok, now what?

Mai:I got an idea! Wait for a second. *opens three baggage containers as three fan girls fall out*You okay girls?

==All three nod

Shadow:Exactly who's fangirls are they?

Mai:Let me ask, *whispers with girls*they say their yours.

Shadow:I'm not even a friggin character in the show, let alone have any fangirls at all!

Mai:Well, they say their yours, so get over it.

Fangirl #1:STEAL HIS CLOTHES SO WE CAN SELL THEM ON EBAY!

=other fangirls nod in favor

Shadow:Shit. paintgun sta--shit again

Fangirl #2:OOOHHH, LOOK I GOT HIS PAINTGUN!!!

Shadow:Damn it, uh... if you leave me alone, and jump out of the plane, uh... Seto will be your slave for a month!

Seto:WHAT!!!!!

Fangirls:ALRIGHT!!!*they jump out of the plane, dead when they land*

Shadow:Calm down jackass, I just said that so they'd leave us alone.

Seto:*relieved* Ok, Mai, what we're you gonna say again?

Mai:I was thinking we could play truth or dare, wait, girl huddle!*all the girls huddle, including rebecca who unexpectedly showed up there.*

=Guys huddle as well

Mai:So how are we gonna do it?

Tea:I say torture then the worst way possible!

Serenity:Could we not do it to Shadow?

Mai:hmm, you really like him don't you?

Serenity:*blushes*yes.

Tea:Alright, but only because you said so, but we still get to torture the others right?

Serenity:Yeah, I'm cool with that.

=Guys' Huddle

Shadow:Ok, I got an Idea

Bakura:spit it out then.

Shadow:Ok, that brat Rebecca is out of the pilot seat, Marik, you and Bakura run to the pilot room and well, keep it for us until I think of something, here's a paint gun and knife in case something happens.

Marik:dibs on Paintgun!

Bakura:Shit, hmm at least I get the knife, hehehe.

Yugi:What about the rest of us?

Shadow:You guys can do what you want, but Yugi, I suggest you calm Yami down, he's still bouncing off the walls.

Yami:*still bouncing off wall after wall*WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi:Riiight.

Shadow:Seto, you and my Yami stall for time until Bakura and Marik get their job done.

Seto:Riight

Y/S:Ok, sure, but if I get my assed kicked, I'm taking 'the good stuff' away from you. [don't ask]

Shadow:-_- I'm willing to take that chance.

all the guys:REEEAAAADDDY??? BREAK!

=Bakura and Marik edge closer to the pilot room

=Seto and Y/S stand behind the girls, just to annoy them

=Shadow is listening to Trapt's 'Headstrong' on his CD Player

=Yugi tries to calm Yami down, but fails miserably

=Y/M is hiding in the lavatory, away from Rebecca

=Girls try to keep away Seto and Y/S by throwing random items, one being a suitcase.

Seto and Y/S:OWWWWWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!

=Ryou and Mokuba steal some of Shadow's cookies and get Sugar high, so they, as well as Yami, start bouncing off the walls, AGAIN!

Shadow:*looks up at the 3 sugar high people*Hmm, I need to stop bringing sugar and caffeine on the vacation trips. and keep it to myself. oh well.

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Shadow:Hmm, niiiccceeeeeeee.

Y/S:No it isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Shadow:is!

Y/S:isn't!

Mai:You know, they look cute when they argue!

Serenity:Especially Shadow!

Shadow:*blushes*

Yugi:*sugarhigh*REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!

Yami:NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!

Ryou:Please? With lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sugar on top?

Shadow:This will be incredibly annoying. oh well, REVIEW AND I SHALL GIVE INFITIOUS AMOUNTS OF SUGAR TO THOSE WHO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU WANT SUGAR, THEN REVIEW AND NO FLAMES OR NO SUGAR FOR YOU!