Shadow:*Sitting in a corner wearing a straightjacket*

Seto:What's with him?

Y/S:One of his friends said 'Squirrel', and he went ballistic.

Shadow:*giving cold stare to Seto*

Seto:That's. God. Damn. Scary.

Y/S:Well, he does that to everybody.

Yugi:*pokes Shadow with a stick*

Shadow:*eyeballs rolled back, obviously in a trance* [A.N.- I've seen people do this before]

Yami:Let's just start the chapter before some one says squ--*pauses*, well, you know waht word!

Shadow:BTW, A special reviewer requested to be in 1 chapter, so , well actually that's why she's special, she want's to be in my story, so she shall. Her name is Keiko, and her Yami is Ali! [Sorry but I had no time to email you!]

DISCLAIMER:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, just my friends who I torture so... and my Yami [MINE, NOT YAMI-YAMI!]

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Chapter uh.. I forgot:3 Days Left Part 2: Me and my Straightjackets

Shadow:Um, how about we do truth or dare, uh, tomorrow?

Mai:Why?

Shadow:Cuz I gave you $10!*gives Mai $10*

Mai:Ok, cool, tomorrow!

Keiko:Hello

Shadow:HOLY SHI-, ok... let me guess, you the co-pilot?

Keiko:Yes and this is my Yami, Ali

Ali:Hello.

Shadow:Hold up. *looks at everyone*Let me guess, obsessive crush on someone?

Keiko and Ali:Yup.

Shadow:Who?

Keiko:Yugi

Ali:Yami

[A.N.-Ok, Yami's Tenshi, you didn't really specify who liked who, so I went with instinct!]

Yugi and Yami:We feel so loved! ^__^

=Hugging goes on between them

Shadow:Hey Marik!Bakura!uh, take over as pilots!

Marik:Sweet

Bakura:Can we crash it?

Shadow:Do you want to kill people Bakura?

Bakura:yes

Shadow:Then don't crash the plane.

Bakura:*thinks*ok.

Shadow:*throws voice over to Yami*Squirrel.

Y/S:YAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*dives on Yami and beats the crap out of him*

Yugi:What's with him?

Shadow:Bad Hitchhiking experience. *smacks Y/S and puts him in a StraightJacket*

Y/S:What th- ooooh, straightjacket.

Keiko:He's weird.

Joey:He's an idiot.

Shadow:He's my Yami.

Yami:Sup?

Shadow:Not you! *smacks Yami and puts him in a straightjacket*

Ali:HEY!!

Shadow:Damn, I didn't kill him for Christ's Sake

Y/M:Sweeet, now to take the puzzle.

Shadow:2 things, 1. Yugi has the Puzzle, 2.*smacks Y/M and puts him in a straightjacket*

Yugi:Now what?

Shadow:Dunno

=Ali struggles to get Yami out of the straightjacket

Yami:I'm loved so very much. ^___^

Shadow:By the way, there's a strap under your 'place' that should tighten... right about now

=Yami, Y/S, and Y/M scream in pain

Y/S:AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami:*in pain*What... about.... mine..?

Y/M:*pain*and... mine...

Ali:here Yami, let me soothe your pain! *kisses him on the cheek*

Yami:^__^ but my balls still hurt.

Keiko:Calm down, you should be more calm, like Yugi!*kisses Yugi on the cheek*

Yugi: ^__^ I'M VERY LOVED!!!

Shadow:Riiight.

Yugi:Shadow, can I have a cookie?

Shadow:K.

Yugi:*confused*why?

Shadow:Because I'm afraid of what Keiko might do to me, she loves you remember?*gives cookie to Yugi*

Yugi:Sweet. *kisses Keiko on the LIPS*

Keiko:I'm in heaven. *faints*

Shadow:I lose a lot more co-pilots that way. Wait, I forgot one more thing.

Tea:What?

Shadow:*smacks Tea REALLY hard and puts her in a straightjacket*

Shadow:Ok, now I'm happy.

Tea haters in the background:SHADOW RULES!

Shadow:yeah, you know it!

Mai:Are you gonna let them go anytime soon?

Shadow:Are you gonna make out with Joey anytime soon?

Mai:You little brat.

Shadow:Look who's talking, spoiled b----.

Mai:Grr..*walks off*

Shadow:Man I love ticking people off. But still, I will let them go. maybe not Tea though.

Tea haters:YAY!

Shadow:Now what? Hm...

Yugi:WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLYYYY!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!! BAKURA GOT SHOT BY THE FBIII!!!! I BELIEVE BIG BUTTS CAN SOAR THE SKIIIESSS!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

Bakura:Nani? [What?]

Shadow:Last time I give him a cookie, even if Keiko is here.

Keiko:HE LOOOKS SOOOOOO CUTE! KAWAIII!!!

Ali:*still struggling to get Yami out*

Shadow:I'm letting him go later Ali, so just relax, uh... get to know each other!

Ali:Riight, when are you letting him go?

Shadow:I'm trying to figure that out.

=Shadow sees Mokuba and Ryou reaching for his extremely sugary sugar cookies out of the corner of his eye

Shadow:*snatches cookies*MY COOKIES!

Mokuba:Damn it.

Ryou:We were so close too.

Shadow:*realizes Joey's eating all the food, no not the cookies, FOOOD!*JOEY! GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU EATING ALL THE FUCKIN FOOD!!!!!!

Joey:...So?

Shadow:-__-; Ah fuck it, I'm going to the game room. *goes to game room* Now, I can do what I do best, being addicted to Video games! ^__^ Good thing I took the cookies with me! Oh one more thing, *snaps fingers* there.

=Yami is freed from the straightjacket

Yami:Nani? I'M FREEE!!!

Ali:Thank God!! *glomps Yami*

Yami:^__^

Shadow:Noooo, thank me, I have the power of the author here!

Yami fans:WHOOO, SHADOW USED TO SUCK, BUT NOW HE'S COOL!

Shadow:Yeah- what? That was the wrong thing to say, sort of. *snaps fingers and fans burn to ashes*

Yami:Why my fans?

Shadow:They just happen to be hyperactive fangirls who would have taken your clothes, your aibou, your puzzle, leaving you butt naked and having nothing in possession.

Yami:@_X

Shadow:*looks at clock*damn, 10:00? AM? jesus, what the hell, did someone slow time down, oh yeah me, well, let's put it back then.*turns time to normal speed*

Y/S:HIKARI!!!

Shadow:What?

Y/S:YOu never gave me my Mountain Dew!

Shadow:*throws one at his forehead*There, drink up Jackass.

=Interesting Story, nothing good or stupid happens later on , it just goes onto night time, everyone sleeps by them self, except for Keiko/Yugi, and Ali/Yami [MUWAHAHAHAHA, I hate happy endings]

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Shadow:Don't you just love happy endings?

All:No.

Shadow:Neither do I, that's why I don't put them in my stories. Now for a repetition of what I did last post-chapter. And I'm keeping Keiko and Ali in the story, they seem to fit right in!

Keiko and Ali:WE GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YAMI AND YUGI! *hugs Yami and Yugi*

Yami+Yugi:WE'RE SO LOVED!

NOTICE:THERE IS SOMETHING AT THE BOTTOM AFTER THIS GIBBERISH

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Ryou:*-__-sugar high*Please? With lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sugar on top?

Shadow:BELIEVE ME, THIS WILL GET ANNOYING. OH yeah, and I picked the person waiting for us in Jamaica, so if you want to be in the story, just post a review! I may put you in permanently