Disclaimer: I own neither Clue nor FY. So bug off!
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Yui: Okay, we'll start with dinner.
Amiboshi: But it's only 11:30.
Yui: Shut up! Now, we will go into the dining room and be greeted by our cook. Let's go!
All: *trudge into dining room*
Soi: It's empty!
Yui: No shit, Sherlock.
All: *trudge over to kitchen*
Yui: Well, where's the cook?
Cook: *turns around*
All: Aah! It's you!
Miaka: That's right! I just love food! And boy was that dinner good!
Yui: You ate it all?!
Miaka: Yep!
Yui: Well I hope you know that one of those dishes was monkey's brains.
Miaka: @_@ I-I ate a poor little m-monkey's b-brain?
Yui: *nods evilly*
Miaka: Waaaaaaaaaaah! Oh well, it was good!
Yui: Grr...
All: *trudge out of kitchen*
Amiboshi: Um, hey, Yui? Which one of us was supposed to eat the monkey's brains?
Yui: Uh, well, heh heh, in the movie, it was Mrs. Peacock, but actually, I was gonna force Suboshi to eat it.
Miboshi: Aw, man! Damn Miaka!
Suboshi: Yes, that stinks! I wouldn't have minded it if it was you, Yui. *shy smile*
Yui: *looks around quickly for anything to knock him out*
Tomo: Yui, what's next?
Yui: Well, actually, I don't know. Let's ask the authoress.
All: *looks up* Authoress, what comes next?
Authoress: I think I hear the wind.
All: *sigh* O most wonderful authoress, queen of the stories and most of all humor, please give us the knowledge that we seek.
A: And?
All: *sigh* And let us bow down to your awesome power. *bowing*
A: I'm waiting.
Nakago: And *blush* I am a *looks at card* Poopey-faced monkey's ass that doesn't have a shred of humanity. You may call me Mr. Ugly Mullet-Man.
Anime party people of 2003: Mullet! Mullet! Mullet!
Authoress: Damn straight. Now, what do you want to know?
Tomo: We would like to know what comes next in this mystery.
A: Oh, um...well, it's a funny story about that..heh heh...
Tomo: What?
A: Okay, okay, I need to see the movie first! I forget exactly what comes next, okay! My memory isn't perfect, as many of you out there well know! So don't rub it in my face, um...uh...what was your name again?
Tomo: *sighs* Tomo.
A: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice, Mister!
Tomo: *whimpers*
A: Anyway, until I rent the movie from that wonderful store called Hollywood Video, I can't finish the story.
All: Aw, man!
A: Yes, yes, I'm sorry. So while you're waiting, why don't you play a game or something?
All: We were, until you stopped it!
A: *growls*
All: Heh heh, sorry!
A: Good. Now, go do something while I go find my mom and beg her to take me there. *leaves*
Tomo: Phew, she's gone.
A: I'm the authoress, dumbass! I can still hear you!
Yui: Riiiight. Anyway, we should play a game until she gets the movie. How about we play Bull?
Amiboshi: What's that?
Yui: It's a game you play with cards. Uh, Almighty Authoress, can I have a deck of cards?
A: Sure, whatever.
Yui: *deck of cards pops into her hands* Thank you!
A: Don't mention it. Ever.
Soi: Hey, aren't you supposed to be gone?
A: Uh...heh heh heh.....bye! *leaves for real*
Yui: So anyway, in the game, I give each of you a few cards. *deals*
All: Ooh!
Soi: Hey! This lady looks prettier than me! Die! *zaps queen of hearts*
Nakago: W-What is this magic? I do not know of anything that looks like this. I must study it!!! *looks intently at card*
Suboshi: *slyly* You know, Yui, I don't really understand this game. Maybe I should sit next to you. You could help me play. *inches next to her*
Yui: Oh dear god, what have I done to deserve this? What?! Tell me wwhhhyyyyyyy!!!
People-who-sing-that-song-but-the-authoress-forgets-their-name: *singing* Tell me wwhhhhyyyyyy you cry! And why you liiiiiiiiiieeee to meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yui: *sighs and puts head in hand* It's gonna be a long wait.
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Liss: I'm sorry, but it's true. I have to get the movie first, cuz I don't remember what comes next! But I will update as son as possible. You know what would help? A REVIEW!!!
~*~*~*~*~*
Yui: Okay, we'll start with dinner.
Amiboshi: But it's only 11:30.
Yui: Shut up! Now, we will go into the dining room and be greeted by our cook. Let's go!
All: *trudge into dining room*
Soi: It's empty!
Yui: No shit, Sherlock.
All: *trudge over to kitchen*
Yui: Well, where's the cook?
Cook: *turns around*
All: Aah! It's you!
Miaka: That's right! I just love food! And boy was that dinner good!
Yui: You ate it all?!
Miaka: Yep!
Yui: Well I hope you know that one of those dishes was monkey's brains.
Miaka: @_@ I-I ate a poor little m-monkey's b-brain?
Yui: *nods evilly*
Miaka: Waaaaaaaaaaah! Oh well, it was good!
Yui: Grr...
All: *trudge out of kitchen*
Amiboshi: Um, hey, Yui? Which one of us was supposed to eat the monkey's brains?
Yui: Uh, well, heh heh, in the movie, it was Mrs. Peacock, but actually, I was gonna force Suboshi to eat it.
Miboshi: Aw, man! Damn Miaka!
Suboshi: Yes, that stinks! I wouldn't have minded it if it was you, Yui. *shy smile*
Yui: *looks around quickly for anything to knock him out*
Tomo: Yui, what's next?
Yui: Well, actually, I don't know. Let's ask the authoress.
All: *looks up* Authoress, what comes next?
Authoress: I think I hear the wind.
All: *sigh* O most wonderful authoress, queen of the stories and most of all humor, please give us the knowledge that we seek.
A: And?
All: *sigh* And let us bow down to your awesome power. *bowing*
A: I'm waiting.
Nakago: And *blush* I am a *looks at card* Poopey-faced monkey's ass that doesn't have a shred of humanity. You may call me Mr. Ugly Mullet-Man.
Anime party people of 2003: Mullet! Mullet! Mullet!
Authoress: Damn straight. Now, what do you want to know?
Tomo: We would like to know what comes next in this mystery.
A: Oh, um...well, it's a funny story about that..heh heh...
Tomo: What?
A: Okay, okay, I need to see the movie first! I forget exactly what comes next, okay! My memory isn't perfect, as many of you out there well know! So don't rub it in my face, um...uh...what was your name again?
Tomo: *sighs* Tomo.
A: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice, Mister!
Tomo: *whimpers*
A: Anyway, until I rent the movie from that wonderful store called Hollywood Video, I can't finish the story.
All: Aw, man!
A: Yes, yes, I'm sorry. So while you're waiting, why don't you play a game or something?
All: We were, until you stopped it!
A: *growls*
All: Heh heh, sorry!
A: Good. Now, go do something while I go find my mom and beg her to take me there. *leaves*
Tomo: Phew, she's gone.
A: I'm the authoress, dumbass! I can still hear you!
Yui: Riiiight. Anyway, we should play a game until she gets the movie. How about we play Bull?
Amiboshi: What's that?
Yui: It's a game you play with cards. Uh, Almighty Authoress, can I have a deck of cards?
A: Sure, whatever.
Yui: *deck of cards pops into her hands* Thank you!
A: Don't mention it. Ever.
Soi: Hey, aren't you supposed to be gone?
A: Uh...heh heh heh.....bye! *leaves for real*
Yui: So anyway, in the game, I give each of you a few cards. *deals*
All: Ooh!
Soi: Hey! This lady looks prettier than me! Die! *zaps queen of hearts*
Nakago: W-What is this magic? I do not know of anything that looks like this. I must study it!!! *looks intently at card*
Suboshi: *slyly* You know, Yui, I don't really understand this game. Maybe I should sit next to you. You could help me play. *inches next to her*
Yui: Oh dear god, what have I done to deserve this? What?! Tell me wwhhhyyyyyyy!!!
People-who-sing-that-song-but-the-authoress-forgets-their-name: *singing* Tell me wwhhhhyyyyyy you cry! And why you liiiiiiiiiieeee to meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yui: *sighs and puts head in hand* It's gonna be a long wait.
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: I'm sorry, but it's true. I have to get the movie first, cuz I don't remember what comes next! But I will update as son as possible. You know what would help? A REVIEW!!!