A/N: We switched the story here. Yay.
Disclaimer: KILLL!!!! We obviously stole this story....right....You're crazy if you belived that.
It was a Friday night and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli were getting ready to go to a rock concert. Galadriel had gotten drunk one night and after she got a tattoo of a ::cough:: thing on her lower back, had bought three tickets. Galadriel hadn't been able to use them so she gave them to Gimli because she didn't want to cut off any of her hair.
"Legolas, have you seen my pink hair-tie?" Aragorn called.
"I used it yesterday but I swear I put it back!" Legolas answered.
Gimli walked into the room. "Does anyone have an extra razor? I need to shave my butt hair." Gimli stopped talking when he saw that Legolas and Aragorn were staring at each other.
Legolas, confused and slightly scared, replied, "Check...the...medicine...uh...thing...uh...cabinet. Yah."
"Thanks," Gimli walked off singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
"Uh anyways, Aragorn I think you're gonna have to go without your pink hair- tie tonight," Legolas said.
"NOOOOOOOOO! Elrond gave it to me! It's special!" Aragorn sobbed.
Five minutes and several ass shaves later the boys were ready to go. They hopped into the Explorer and headed for the Sunshine Theater.
On the ride over, Gimli was gracious enough to share the tricks of the trade for a silky smooth bottom.
"First make sure you have lots of shaving cream..."
Aragorn, still traumatized by the loss of his pink hair-tie, sat curled up in the seat mumbling to himself.
"Can't...believe...lost...pink...hair-tie..."
That was until he caught sight of the traffic lights changing for yellow to red to green in less then a second and he happily watched them for the rest of the drive.
Legolas contently watched the road, murmuring "Uh huh" and "yah" every once in a while to give the impression that he was actually listening to Gimli.
Before they knew it, the car was parked and the guys were stepping into the building. Immediately, Gimli was separated from Aragorn and Legolas due to his immense.shortness. He scurried around frantically until he found a safe-haven underneath a table.
Legolas and Aragorn, unaware of the disappearance of their friend continued forward into the crowd forming at the front of the stage.
"What band is playing again Legolas?" Aragorn yelled over the music.
"I don't know," Leoglas called back. "Why don't you ask that fellow?"
Aragorn turned to face an extremely buff man, well over six feet tall. The man had a shiny shaved head and wore an orange jumpsuit. Aragorn was just about to ask his question when hew noticed a pair of broken handcuffs dangling form the mans pocket.
"Uh.you know what Legolas, I don't really care." Aragorn swiveled around to inch closer to his friend when he noticed the blond haired beauty crowd surfing not to far away.
"Wheeeeee!" Legolas cried over the crowd. "Aragorn you should try this, It's fun!"
Aragorn looked doubtful at first but decided to give it a try. He jumped up. Then, with a petrified look, he realized that no one was reaching out to support him and plummeted back down to the floor.
Meanwhile, back underneath the table, Gimli decided to risk sticking his head out. While doing so, he spotted a man sporting a leopard print thong. Noticing the many curly black hairs protruding from the man's ass, he decided to enlighten the man on the latest developments in butt shaving.
Disclaimer: KILLL!!!! We obviously stole this story....right....You're crazy if you belived that.
It was a Friday night and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli were getting ready to go to a rock concert. Galadriel had gotten drunk one night and after she got a tattoo of a ::cough:: thing on her lower back, had bought three tickets. Galadriel hadn't been able to use them so she gave them to Gimli because she didn't want to cut off any of her hair.
"Legolas, have you seen my pink hair-tie?" Aragorn called.
"I used it yesterday but I swear I put it back!" Legolas answered.
Gimli walked into the room. "Does anyone have an extra razor? I need to shave my butt hair." Gimli stopped talking when he saw that Legolas and Aragorn were staring at each other.
Legolas, confused and slightly scared, replied, "Check...the...medicine...uh...thing...uh...cabinet. Yah."
"Thanks," Gimli walked off singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
"Uh anyways, Aragorn I think you're gonna have to go without your pink hair- tie tonight," Legolas said.
"NOOOOOOOOO! Elrond gave it to me! It's special!" Aragorn sobbed.
Five minutes and several ass shaves later the boys were ready to go. They hopped into the Explorer and headed for the Sunshine Theater.
On the ride over, Gimli was gracious enough to share the tricks of the trade for a silky smooth bottom.
"First make sure you have lots of shaving cream..."
Aragorn, still traumatized by the loss of his pink hair-tie, sat curled up in the seat mumbling to himself.
"Can't...believe...lost...pink...hair-tie..."
That was until he caught sight of the traffic lights changing for yellow to red to green in less then a second and he happily watched them for the rest of the drive.
Legolas contently watched the road, murmuring "Uh huh" and "yah" every once in a while to give the impression that he was actually listening to Gimli.
Before they knew it, the car was parked and the guys were stepping into the building. Immediately, Gimli was separated from Aragorn and Legolas due to his immense.shortness. He scurried around frantically until he found a safe-haven underneath a table.
Legolas and Aragorn, unaware of the disappearance of their friend continued forward into the crowd forming at the front of the stage.
"What band is playing again Legolas?" Aragorn yelled over the music.
"I don't know," Leoglas called back. "Why don't you ask that fellow?"
Aragorn turned to face an extremely buff man, well over six feet tall. The man had a shiny shaved head and wore an orange jumpsuit. Aragorn was just about to ask his question when hew noticed a pair of broken handcuffs dangling form the mans pocket.
"Uh.you know what Legolas, I don't really care." Aragorn swiveled around to inch closer to his friend when he noticed the blond haired beauty crowd surfing not to far away.
"Wheeeeee!" Legolas cried over the crowd. "Aragorn you should try this, It's fun!"
Aragorn looked doubtful at first but decided to give it a try. He jumped up. Then, with a petrified look, he realized that no one was reaching out to support him and plummeted back down to the floor.
Meanwhile, back underneath the table, Gimli decided to risk sticking his head out. While doing so, he spotted a man sporting a leopard print thong. Noticing the many curly black hairs protruding from the man's ass, he decided to enlighten the man on the latest developments in butt shaving.