A/N: Ummm...Teequi wrote this when she was bored on a rainy day. Have fun. Okies, well now thanks to SiriousB1, EuGIeBeAr, Tinker-Bell-Greenleaf, Ella, and Psychotically Sage for reviewing. It makes us happy! :o)
Disclaimer: Me Jane, she Tarzan. We no own...Bye.
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Gimli approached the man and gave him a slap on the ass to get his attention ... he was much to short to tap his shoulder as most people would have done.
"Excuse me sir, but I was minding my own business when I noticed your extremely hairy ass. Not that it's a bad thing but I was wondering if you were interested in the latest hair removal solutions?" Gimli stated.
He was slightly surprised that the man seemed very interested and not at all surprised like his fellow companions had been.
"Sure. Wow this is great. You see with my profession it would be ideal to have a smooth bottom but its hard to find someone that will take the time to sit down and discuss such a matter with me."replied the hairy ass man.
"I know what you mean."Gimli said as he placed a hand on the man and gave him a sympathetic
look.
Meanwhile back out on the floor Aragorn was having a horrible time trying to pick himself up off the floor. People kept stepping on him and kicking him around. He was about to call for Legolas to help when something caught his eye. A hairtie!! Completely overwhelmed with joy he let out a squeal, and began maneuvering through the hundreds of feet to claim his object of desire.
Legolas, after a wonderful ride over the crowd, had just been put down in front of the stage. He decided he better start looking for Aragorn and Gimli. He made his way through the side of the crowd and headed towards the bar. It was raised above the mosh pit area and from there he should be able to spot out him comrades.
He passed a man with and extremely hairy ass when he heard a familiar voice.
"Shaving is the easiest of course. Although sometimes razor burns and ingrown hair can come along with it. Oh, does that irritate your tushy. Therefor, for a professional man like yourself, waxing is probably your best bet."
Legolas peered around the man, making sure that he was far enough away so that the hairs on the mans ass did not touch him, and spotted Gimli.
"Oh, Legolas. Im glad you found me. I was a bit worried for a while. This nice gentleman is Mr.Imahotsexydancer. Nice fellow. We were just discussing ..." Gimli was cut off by Legolas.
"Hair ..... stuff .... yeah.... I know." Legolas said as his face began to squinch up as bad mental images came into his mind. "Anyway, have you seen Aragorn?"
"No. I can go look around a bit if you would like." replied the dwarf.
"Uh, no its alright. Why don't you two stay here and discuss......stuff. I'll go look for him and meet you back here when I've found him." Legolas said .
With that he was off, still trying to get rid of those bad mental images he had.
"Almost..... there ....." Aragorn huffed as he managed to inch closer to hairtie.
He couldn't tell what color it was exactly. Pink, maybe purple. Oh well he liked them both. The purple blended a little better with his hair. Although he did like the way the pink added a spunky look to him.
"Gotcha!" Aragorn reached out and picked up the hairtie. "Oh! Its tiedied! Yay! This is so cool, I cant wait to show Legolas."
Meanwhile, Legolas had settled himself down on a stool at the bar. His elvish eyes peering around hoping to catch some sight of his friend.
"Well arent you cute." A voice from behind Legolas asked.
"Excuse me?" Replied the blonde haired beauty as he turned around confused to face the figure. This only made him more confused as he realized it was man who had been addressing him.
"Do you have any overdue library books?" the figure asked greedily eyeing every inch of the elf.
"Huh? No, why?" Legolas answered even more confused, if that was at all possible.
"Cuz you have FINE written all over you!" sassed the man while he put his hands on his hips and bit his lip, still eyeing the gorgeous but petrified elf.
Legolas, completely stunned, had no idea what to do let alone say. Didn't this man know that he was already involved with someone else? Obviously not. But why him? Out of all the guys there why him? His eyes started to tear up and the once petrified elf began looking very pouty. He opened his mouth to try to give the man a piece of his mind but all he could manage to do was yell out "ARAGORN!!!!!!" before he slipped off his stool and began sobbing on the floor
Disclaimer: Me Jane, she Tarzan. We no own...Bye.
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Gimli approached the man and gave him a slap on the ass to get his attention ... he was much to short to tap his shoulder as most people would have done.
"Excuse me sir, but I was minding my own business when I noticed your extremely hairy ass. Not that it's a bad thing but I was wondering if you were interested in the latest hair removal solutions?" Gimli stated.
He was slightly surprised that the man seemed very interested and not at all surprised like his fellow companions had been.
"Sure. Wow this is great. You see with my profession it would be ideal to have a smooth bottom but its hard to find someone that will take the time to sit down and discuss such a matter with me."replied the hairy ass man.
"I know what you mean."Gimli said as he placed a hand on the man and gave him a sympathetic
look.
Meanwhile back out on the floor Aragorn was having a horrible time trying to pick himself up off the floor. People kept stepping on him and kicking him around. He was about to call for Legolas to help when something caught his eye. A hairtie!! Completely overwhelmed with joy he let out a squeal, and began maneuvering through the hundreds of feet to claim his object of desire.
Legolas, after a wonderful ride over the crowd, had just been put down in front of the stage. He decided he better start looking for Aragorn and Gimli. He made his way through the side of the crowd and headed towards the bar. It was raised above the mosh pit area and from there he should be able to spot out him comrades.
He passed a man with and extremely hairy ass when he heard a familiar voice.
"Shaving is the easiest of course. Although sometimes razor burns and ingrown hair can come along with it. Oh, does that irritate your tushy. Therefor, for a professional man like yourself, waxing is probably your best bet."
Legolas peered around the man, making sure that he was far enough away so that the hairs on the mans ass did not touch him, and spotted Gimli.
"Oh, Legolas. Im glad you found me. I was a bit worried for a while. This nice gentleman is Mr.Imahotsexydancer. Nice fellow. We were just discussing ..." Gimli was cut off by Legolas.
"Hair ..... stuff .... yeah.... I know." Legolas said as his face began to squinch up as bad mental images came into his mind. "Anyway, have you seen Aragorn?"
"No. I can go look around a bit if you would like." replied the dwarf.
"Uh, no its alright. Why don't you two stay here and discuss......stuff. I'll go look for him and meet you back here when I've found him." Legolas said .
With that he was off, still trying to get rid of those bad mental images he had.
"Almost..... there ....." Aragorn huffed as he managed to inch closer to hairtie.
He couldn't tell what color it was exactly. Pink, maybe purple. Oh well he liked them both. The purple blended a little better with his hair. Although he did like the way the pink added a spunky look to him.
"Gotcha!" Aragorn reached out and picked up the hairtie. "Oh! Its tiedied! Yay! This is so cool, I cant wait to show Legolas."
Meanwhile, Legolas had settled himself down on a stool at the bar. His elvish eyes peering around hoping to catch some sight of his friend.
"Well arent you cute." A voice from behind Legolas asked.
"Excuse me?" Replied the blonde haired beauty as he turned around confused to face the figure. This only made him more confused as he realized it was man who had been addressing him.
"Do you have any overdue library books?" the figure asked greedily eyeing every inch of the elf.
"Huh? No, why?" Legolas answered even more confused, if that was at all possible.
"Cuz you have FINE written all over you!" sassed the man while he put his hands on his hips and bit his lip, still eyeing the gorgeous but petrified elf.
Legolas, completely stunned, had no idea what to do let alone say. Didn't this man know that he was already involved with someone else? Obviously not. But why him? Out of all the guys there why him? His eyes started to tear up and the once petrified elf began looking very pouty. He opened his mouth to try to give the man a piece of his mind but all he could manage to do was yell out "ARAGORN!!!!!!" before he slipped off his stool and began sobbing on the floor