Disclaimer: same as before.
AN: Wow.just.wow.
It's been awhile hasn't it minna? I mean..i just got a review a few days ago from Rain (thanks btw) and right under it was a Raistlin's review from *A YEAR AGO*
Amazing.
I have REALLY gotten lazy and for that I apologize. Have I changed? Perhaps.I certainly retained a bit of my old humor, but I suppose the year has changed be (hopefully for the better) I'm gonna take a wak at this and see how it goes ne?
There *WAS* a tiny lil problem, see I don't even know if half the reviewers are still ON ff.net. and I certainly wouldn't want to give their spot in fangirl fued away if they're still here, but I don't want to take it away from someone who wants if if they arent. Is anyone understanding this?
more importantly, does anyone care?
So erm..i suppose this'll have to do until people review again and then I'll decide who'll get the slots.
The Fangirl wars..
chapter 3: choose a weapon
Nyan nyan: well..i asked for a vacation. I suppose this is what I get then. *sighs* good enough. A year to regain my sanity, now this'll put me back five years in therapy.
Miaka-baka: shuddap and get on with the lesson. *stabs her with toothpick of doom*
Nyan nyan: hasn't anyone ever told you that what you're doing is nyan nyan abuse?
Miaka-baka: *cheery* uh huh! Now get on with the yap yap before I stab you again.
nyan nyan:.. anywho. This would be a very obvious lesson for fangirls, plus a nice prep for those who want to be in the Fangirl Fueds. How would anyone defend their bishie if they didn't have a weapon? Well they wouldn't! they'd just get stepped on and then there's hair pulling and oh, it gets so inhumane after that. Broken nails, split ends- the HORROR.
Miaka-baka: easy on the sarcasm now.
Nyan nyan: bah. Weapons are used to defend Wild Savage Fangirls from stealing your bishie. After all- first rights. The Wild Savage Fangirls don't follow the complicated and advanced rules of our society such as "No biting if you have rabies ( or even if you don't )" and "first grab first claim." Try not to let them get within an arm's reach of you,unless you enjoy being wrapped up in saran wrap and thrown into the river. If that's your thing, please leave right now and take care of your freaky urges somewhere else.
Miaka-baka: it's NOT FREAKY! Saran wrap floats! ..doesn't it? IT DOES RIGHT? It's SARAN WRAP! *rolls around in 4 feet of saran wrap* lalallaaaa.
Nyan nyan: oh my..someone should've really locked her up and sent her back to whichever insane asylum she bounced out of.
Random fangirl: get to the stabbity shiny bling bling!
Nyan nyan:.what?
Random fangirl 2: she means get to the weapons.
Nyan nyan: ohhh..must be that new age talk.like "fat/phat" and "cool" and "wasted" just don't mean the same. I'm so glad I live in simpler times where when we say "tommy got stoned last night" MEANT tommy got stoned last night. (RIP)
Random fangirl: who got stoned?
Nyan nyan: erm. My breadstick. Anywho, weapons come in all various shapes, sizes, and shinyness. Here we will show you some common ones. Feel free to pick out your own of course. We like a little originality. First up is the axe/hatchet/sythe family.
*tama-neko walks out carrying a SEXY little axe*
tama-neko: meooowww *winks in suave kitty way and wanders off*
fangirls: AWWWWwww
Nyan nyan: hmph. It's always the fuzzy ones isnt it?
Neko-chan: KURT!! WHERE FUZZY BLUE ELF? GIMME! *runs off to russia*
nyan nyan: *sighs* MUST I be interupted all the time?
Miaka-baka: pretty much.
Nyan nyan:.kay. Next up would be the sword/dagger/ninja stars group.
*hotohori walks out, flicks his hair over his shoulder, swings his sword around and flies- I mean walks, out*
fangirls: *swooon*
nyan nyan: try not to do too much of that dearies. It's not good for your health.
Random fangirl: it's part of being a fangirl. Just like squealing and fainting and glomping and .
nyan nyan: I get the point. Geez. Now we have the magic/psychic types.
*chichiri walks out and "da"s*
chichiri: daaa ^-^
fangirls: *SQUEEEEEEALLLLL*
miaka-baka: DON'T GLOMP THE STAGE! FOR THE LOVE OF SUZAKU BYAKKO GEN-
*fangirls charge and knock over miaka-baka*
Nyan nyan:.I would be appalled but finally she shuts up. So I'm content.
*Robo-SD-Chichiri's come and place little cages over the more exciteable fangirls*
Nyan nyan: thanks lil dudes. Let's get this over with. After those are certain nice ones such as metal fans, flying yo-yos, hand to hand, nunchucks, hammers, mallets, sporks, spatulas, blenders, rolling pins, teacups, telephone cords, stuffed animals, and hugging.
Fangirls: *scribbes everything down*
random fangirl: um.do we get to claim our weapon of choice NOW?
Nyan nyan: sure. Just tell the authoress.where is she?
Miaka-baka: *mumbles* i.hurt.limbs.broken.glomped beyond.repair.
nyan nyan: *happy* then just leave it in a nice review and she'll give out the weapons after they finish rearranging her bones in the correct order.
TBC.
wow. It's been awhile since I wrote. I don't even know if that's funny anymore. It's not so.chirpy as before, but dude I'm tired and I have tons of homework waiting for me. this was just my rest period. A LONG rest period.
as noted, put in your weapon that you'd like, and since it's been so long, your bishie that you want.
I'll try and get everything sorted kay?
Oh by the by, I'm pairing up with my best friend to do a little manga, more like I bribed her into doing the website and screentoning for MY manga..
www.geocities.com/x_ataxia_x
not completely up yet, but please support me on this?
AN: Wow.just.wow.
It's been awhile hasn't it minna? I mean..i just got a review a few days ago from Rain (thanks btw) and right under it was a Raistlin's review from *A YEAR AGO*
Amazing.
I have REALLY gotten lazy and for that I apologize. Have I changed? Perhaps.I certainly retained a bit of my old humor, but I suppose the year has changed be (hopefully for the better) I'm gonna take a wak at this and see how it goes ne?
There *WAS* a tiny lil problem, see I don't even know if half the reviewers are still ON ff.net. and I certainly wouldn't want to give their spot in fangirl fued away if they're still here, but I don't want to take it away from someone who wants if if they arent. Is anyone understanding this?
more importantly, does anyone care?
So erm..i suppose this'll have to do until people review again and then I'll decide who'll get the slots.
The Fangirl wars..
chapter 3: choose a weapon
Nyan nyan: well..i asked for a vacation. I suppose this is what I get then. *sighs* good enough. A year to regain my sanity, now this'll put me back five years in therapy.
Miaka-baka: shuddap and get on with the lesson. *stabs her with toothpick of doom*
Nyan nyan: hasn't anyone ever told you that what you're doing is nyan nyan abuse?
Miaka-baka: *cheery* uh huh! Now get on with the yap yap before I stab you again.
nyan nyan:.. anywho. This would be a very obvious lesson for fangirls, plus a nice prep for those who want to be in the Fangirl Fueds. How would anyone defend their bishie if they didn't have a weapon? Well they wouldn't! they'd just get stepped on and then there's hair pulling and oh, it gets so inhumane after that. Broken nails, split ends- the HORROR.
Miaka-baka: easy on the sarcasm now.
Nyan nyan: bah. Weapons are used to defend Wild Savage Fangirls from stealing your bishie. After all- first rights. The Wild Savage Fangirls don't follow the complicated and advanced rules of our society such as "No biting if you have rabies ( or even if you don't )" and "first grab first claim." Try not to let them get within an arm's reach of you,unless you enjoy being wrapped up in saran wrap and thrown into the river. If that's your thing, please leave right now and take care of your freaky urges somewhere else.
Miaka-baka: it's NOT FREAKY! Saran wrap floats! ..doesn't it? IT DOES RIGHT? It's SARAN WRAP! *rolls around in 4 feet of saran wrap* lalallaaaa.
Nyan nyan: oh my..someone should've really locked her up and sent her back to whichever insane asylum she bounced out of.
Random fangirl: get to the stabbity shiny bling bling!
Nyan nyan:.what?
Random fangirl 2: she means get to the weapons.
Nyan nyan: ohhh..must be that new age talk.like "fat/phat" and "cool" and "wasted" just don't mean the same. I'm so glad I live in simpler times where when we say "tommy got stoned last night" MEANT tommy got stoned last night. (RIP)
Random fangirl: who got stoned?
Nyan nyan: erm. My breadstick. Anywho, weapons come in all various shapes, sizes, and shinyness. Here we will show you some common ones. Feel free to pick out your own of course. We like a little originality. First up is the axe/hatchet/sythe family.
*tama-neko walks out carrying a SEXY little axe*
tama-neko: meooowww *winks in suave kitty way and wanders off*
fangirls: AWWWWwww
Nyan nyan: hmph. It's always the fuzzy ones isnt it?
Neko-chan: KURT!! WHERE FUZZY BLUE ELF? GIMME! *runs off to russia*
nyan nyan: *sighs* MUST I be interupted all the time?
Miaka-baka: pretty much.
Nyan nyan:.kay. Next up would be the sword/dagger/ninja stars group.
*hotohori walks out, flicks his hair over his shoulder, swings his sword around and flies- I mean walks, out*
fangirls: *swooon*
nyan nyan: try not to do too much of that dearies. It's not good for your health.
Random fangirl: it's part of being a fangirl. Just like squealing and fainting and glomping and .
nyan nyan: I get the point. Geez. Now we have the magic/psychic types.
*chichiri walks out and "da"s*
chichiri: daaa ^-^
fangirls: *SQUEEEEEEALLLLL*
miaka-baka: DON'T GLOMP THE STAGE! FOR THE LOVE OF SUZAKU BYAKKO GEN-
*fangirls charge and knock over miaka-baka*
Nyan nyan:.I would be appalled but finally she shuts up. So I'm content.
*Robo-SD-Chichiri's come and place little cages over the more exciteable fangirls*
Nyan nyan: thanks lil dudes. Let's get this over with. After those are certain nice ones such as metal fans, flying yo-yos, hand to hand, nunchucks, hammers, mallets, sporks, spatulas, blenders, rolling pins, teacups, telephone cords, stuffed animals, and hugging.
Fangirls: *scribbes everything down*
random fangirl: um.do we get to claim our weapon of choice NOW?
Nyan nyan: sure. Just tell the authoress.where is she?
Miaka-baka: *mumbles* i.hurt.limbs.broken.glomped beyond.repair.
nyan nyan: *happy* then just leave it in a nice review and she'll give out the weapons after they finish rearranging her bones in the correct order.
TBC.
wow. It's been awhile since I wrote. I don't even know if that's funny anymore. It's not so.chirpy as before, but dude I'm tired and I have tons of homework waiting for me. this was just my rest period. A LONG rest period.
as noted, put in your weapon that you'd like, and since it's been so long, your bishie that you want.
I'll try and get everything sorted kay?
Oh by the by, I'm pairing up with my best friend to do a little manga, more like I bribed her into doing the website and screentoning for MY manga..
www.geocities.com/x_ataxia_x
not completely up yet, but please support me on this?