Chapter the Third
Let me refresh you: The crew of ER went to London and acted like idiots. Now they're at Elizabeth's parent's house. Okay? Okay.
The bus pulls up at a huge mansion with beautiful gardens and an English Collie dog sitting at the steps, the whelp of the dog who was cousin to the dog that was brother to the dog that was uncle of the dog's sister who was the mother of the dog who sired Lassie.
The crew of County is practically trampling the bus driver in their efforts to get out. Of course, they are all following Luka, the head of the world, now that Carter was mysteriously erased from the plot.
Luka: Humph. Gamma's house is way bigger.
Abby helps Queen Susan out. Queen Susan is a little tipsy.
Queen Susan: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!
Mandi: You're right. I am
Queen Susan: You took Larder! How dare you! *she falls.* When I get up, you are so going down!
Abby: Who knew somebody could get so drunk on root beer?
Queen Susan: I'm not drunk, I'm uh, what's that word…drunk?
Abby give the famous eye roll.
Luka: I said, Gamma's house is bigger!
Pratt: We heard you. We don't care. Nobody cares. We stopped caring in season eight.
Luka: Hey, you listen here –
Mandi: Read the script
Luka: *holding up an 800 page script* I mean, uh, no you didn't. We all care. For each other. When the job is too big for one of us, we rely on our friends to help us. If you can't trust people, you may as well be a superhero.
Pratt: I am.
Jing-Mei: You're my hero
Luka: I can't carry this around. Why is this script so big?
Mandi: hello? This is Carter's script. He is the hero of the ER.
Pratt: No he's not
Mandi: According to TPTB and about half a million women, yes he is
Pratt: No
Luka: Can't I just be me? I had less screen time! My script was smaller.
Mandi: Nah.
Luka: Okay, you win.
Pratt: I'm a super hero
Gallant: That's nice.
Pratt: Will you change my name? To Super Doc, the coolest dawg in the dang country? Or, no, actually, to Super Pratt, the coolest cat?
Mandi: No, you are now The Ryhmer.
The Rhymer: Why am I the Rhymer?
Because I Rhyme all the time-er?
Oh darn
This will harm
My name
I can't be the same
Old Pratt
Drat!
Gallant: Cool! Find a rhyme for orange!
Jing-Mei: That's imposs-
Mandi erases her line.
Mandi: Shh. The less Pratt, the better.
The Rhymer: Sporange, torange, Horange?
Elizabeth: *Trying to sneak away* *It's hard because her hair casts enough light to power the whole Continent of Russia for a year*
Romano: Lizzie! Thought you could get away? Not so fast, because it's time to meet your parent!
Abby: That's a show, is it not?
Gallant: Yeah, so?
Abby: And so by law, according to the acts of some very lawful people at this website, anything that has a copyright, such as that show, must be stated as such a copyrighted item used without permission. Failure to do so will result in permanent banishment from the site.
Mandi: Gulp
Gallant: Since when did you get so smart?
Abby: since I read the encyclopedia of all knowledge on the bus ride here.
The Rhymer: Hey Lizzie
Don't get in a Tizzy
Romano is your man
And he only has one hand!
Romano: And one super cool bionic arm. *he zaps Pratt with a taser*
Luka: Question?
Mandi: Yeah?
Luka: How did we take a bus to England?
Mandi: It's a special Magic Schoolbus
Abby: I already went over the rules on this site.
Mandi: Okay, Ms.Rules
Disclaimer: I do not own the show 'meet my parents' or the show 'magic schoolbus'
Mandi: Happy?
Abby: No, I'm never happy. Even when two guys hover around me, and one's rich and the other killed someone for me. I am incapable of happiness.
Mandi: Fine. I don't care. I didn't ask for your life story. Geez.
Jing-Mei, spotting Lassie's ancestor: Ooo, Lookie! A puppyyyy! Come on, Puppy, lets go meet the puppy!
Jing-Mei and Puppy run over to Lassie, who apparently is nothing like his stero-type.
He bites Jing-Mei
Jing-Mei: Help! The dog is biting me!
Gallant: He must be the evil Lassie. You know, the one who mauled Timmy and never came home?
Abby: Copyright.
Mandi: Do you want to get erased?
Abby: No Ma'am!
Elizabeth: If nobody cares, I think I'm just going to hop into this limo and –
Romano: No, we're going in. It's time for you to teach us how do drink tea
Abby: I don't think Queen Susan needs any more sugar
Queen Susan: I'm the Queen! Wee!
The Rhymer: Don't look now, but Deb's in a fight
She's against a dog that has a bite!
Jing-Mei: Help, this dog is biting me!
Luka: That's my cue. I will save you, Deb! And only I may get away with calling you Deb, because I'm the ruler of the world!
Isabelle Corday: Elizabeth! So nice of you to visit! Why don't you bring your friends inside for some tea?
Elizabeth: Yes mother
So the crew goes in. Luka first. Abby and Susan second. Gallant is third. Romano is fourth, dragging Jing-Mei behind him.
Jing-Mei: Help! I'm bleeding!
Abby: What should we do? We can't fix her!
Gallant: We are doctors
Abby: I know. But we can't fix her!
Elizabeth: If you get blood on the rug, I'll kill you all
Luka: I am the mighty king, and I say that club soda will get any stain off! Or put a stain on! *shout out to episode No Good Deed Goes Unpunished*
The Rhymer: Norange? Worange?
A/N: I figured out that my water was fine, I'm just insane. Oh Well. Review anyway.