This is my first fic, it's really short and supposed to be funny. Hope you like it! Also beware of OOCness.

Disclaimer: No I don't own Gundam Wing. *Mutters* But if I had my way. . .

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Duo: "Hello America!"

Wufei: "Duo, we're in Japan."

Duo: "Oh, right"

Duo: "Hello Japan!"

Wufei: "It's too late Duo! You screwed it up!"

Duo: "Well, it looks like some one took their grouch pills this morning."

Wufei: "Maxwell, I'm going to kill you!"

Duo: "AAAA!!!"

Quatre: "Um, Trowa would you?"

Trowa: "Yeah, Good after noon Japan. We have interrupted this regular T.V. program because . . . Heck, we know why, it's because Relena made us."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Any ways, we have a special announcement ~ "

Duo: "Hey people! I'm back!"

Wufei: "You mean we're back baka."

Trowa: "You guys are interrupting."

Wufei: "Okay then let's get this over with, our special announcement is . . . Hey, what is it Relena's forcing us to announce again?"

Quatre: "Wufei!"

Trowa: "I don't know, I never listen or read her speeches."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Quatre will you stop?"

Heero: "Give me the announcement."

Duo: "I thought you weren't going to say anything Heero."

Heero: "I wasn't, you guys are taking to long. Read the speech and get it over with."

Quatre: "Yes, please get on with it. I'm sure Relena took a long time to make this interesting announcement."

Duo: "Wait Quatre, weren't you the one who said 'let's hope this one doesn't last till the end of the millennium?"

Quatre: ~ Smack ~

Duo: "Ow!"

Quatre: ". . ."

Wufei: "Braided baka."

Trowa: "As I was saying, the special announcement sent out by Relena Peacecraft. Ahem. It is a wonderful event that has been waiting to happen for years, and now it is being let out to the public ~ "

Duo: "I've heard speeches from college professors more interesting than this. College Professors!"

Wufei: Heero: Quatre: "Shut up Duo!"

Duo: "Geez, fine. You don't have to bite my head off."

Trowa: " ~ A date has been set. Waiting for this day has been torturous to all. But things are falling in to place ~ "

Wufei: "Can we skip the babble? I mean really, who wants to hear this stuff?"

Trowa: "Don't worry I'm browsing."

Duo: "Thank God."

Trowa: "Um, okay. Here we go. And in conclusion I'm so proud to announce that Relena Peacecraft and Heero Yuy shall finally be married on the twenty- third of May."

Trowa, Quatre, Duo, Wufei: ". . ."

Heero: " . . . ! " ~Whump~

Quatre: ". . . Um, can we go to a commercial?"

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Well? What did you think? R&R!!!