Hey everyone! I want to thank all the people who reviewed. I didn't think you would, -sniff- I feel so emotional -sniff-. Anyways, I also want to thank Shingiami gal for her ideas to help the story. Sorry about Trowa being a little OOC, I'll try to watch that. Just so you know I will not let Relena get away with her announcement. -Grins evilly- You will pay Relena! So, on with the show! Er, erm, story.

Disclaimer for all to read and laugh at me. If I owned Gundam Wing would I do this? -Sticks her tongue out at the owners of Gundam Wing- Or this? -Grabs Heero and gives him a big kiss- Oh wait, yes I would. Well, I still don't own it!

Gundam America.

-Coming back from commercial-

Quatre straightens some papers he's holding, looking at the camera nervously. Heero , now conscious, is glaring full force.

Quatre: "Um, welcome back. That was some, uh, interesting news."

Duo: "And all new to us! Can I be your best man Heero?"

Heero: Pulls out his gun and points it at Duo. "I'm going to kill you!"

Duo: "Yipe!" Hides behind Quatre.

Trowa: Shakes his head. "What was she thinking?"

Wufei: "That onna doesn't have the word 'think' in her vocabulary."

Quatre: "Uh, guys, we are on air here."

Heero: Puts his gun away. "Hn."

Wufei: "Duo stop hiding you wuss!"

Duo: "I'm not hiding, I'm protecting myself."

Wufei: "By standing behind Quatre?"

Duo: ". . ." Goes back to his seat but not before moving it a little away from Heero.

Quatre: "I'm going to continue reading some minor points of this."

Wufei: "How about the part that she was going to tell Yuy?"

Duo: "Probably on the Honeymoon."

Heero:Trowa:Wufei: -Smack!-

Duo: "OOWWWIIEEE!!!!"

Quatre: "Let's see, there's going to be a guest list of about four hundred people, the menu has been chosen and-"

Duo: "Four hundred people!! You've got to be kidding!"

Trowa: "Where is this going to be held?"

Quatre: "I'm getting there . . . Hm, chicken, fish, wine . . . Ah, the wedding will be held, with the agreement of the owner, at the. . . Never mind." Set's the papers on the desk.

Trowa: " . . . Where is it going to be held Quatre?"

Quatre: "Some mansion, it doesn't matter where."

Wufei: "Winner. . ."

Heero: "Quatre, you didn't.

Duo: Snatches the speech.

Quatre: "Hey! Give me that!"

Duo: "The wedding will be held at. . . AH HA! The Winner Mansion!"

Wufei: "Quatre how could you agree to this?"

Quatre: "I didn't!"

Duo: "Then how come she's got a signed contract with your name on it?" Waves it around.

Heero: "Didn't agree to it did you?"

Quatre: "Let me see that!" Takes the contract.

Trowa: "Did you sign it?"

Quatre: ". . . Well, yes now that I've seen this but-"

Wufei: "Geez Winner."

Quatre: "But I didn't know what it was!"

Trowa: "Hey guys-"

Duo: "Don't you know to read everything before you sign it?"

Trowa: "Guys,"

Wufei: "This coming from someone who would sign for an entire year's supply of crap we don't need and then find out you have to pay for it in full?"

Duo: "I only did that once."

Wufei: "And I had to pay!"

Trowa: "Guys!"

Wufei: Duo: "WHAT?"

Trowa: Points to the camera.

Duo: "Oh yeah."

Wufei: ". . . Why are we still on the air!?"

Quatre: "Relena booked us for an hour."

Wufei: "But this wouldn't take an hour unless. . . Oh Kami."

Unknown: (A.N. Yeah right) "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooooooo!"

Duo: "Uh oh."

Quatre: Puts his head in his hands quietly praying. "Please don't let anyone get hurt too bad."

Heero: Stands up reaching for his gun. "Be right back." Walks out of sight of the camera.

Trowa: "Oh boy."

BANG! BANG!

The screen blanks out and then comes back on with 'Please stand by.' Despite that, the T.V. Company failed to mute the sounds.

Unknown: "Heero what are you doing?! That was my wedding dress!"

BANG! BANG!

Unknown: "Hey it took two months to get that tux made for you!"

Heero: "I'm going to kill you Relena!"

Relena is the unknown! (Duh!) : "Heero stop it! We're supposed to be on T.V. to talk about the wedding!"

A bunch of gunfire is heard.

Relena: "AUGH! My hair! Heero that was my hair!"

Heero: "If you hadn't moved, it wouldn't have been your hair!"

The screen goes back to normal and you see everyone but Heero and Relena who you can still hear in the background.

Quatre: Shakes his head.

Wufei: Smirking.

Trowa: ". . . "

Duo: "We'll be back right after these commercials."

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Okay, I don't think this was as good as the first chapter but please still R&R to tell me what you think!