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Poker Night CHP 2: Is everyone here?
Cloud: I wonder who it is?
(Cloud Opens Door)
Cloud: Cid and Shera!! How'd you get here so fast?
Cid: I do own the Highwind dontcha know?
Cloud: Whatever, so Shera how have you been?
Shera: I've been fine ever since we hooked up
(Cid And Shera Start doin this bunny kiss the nosie thing)
Cloud: Could you guys get a room? Christ this is worse than watching Teletubbies
(Knock on door)
Cloud: Thank God, I was getting sick of those two
(An young ninja walks through the door)
Cloud: Yuffie why the hell are you here? You weren't even invited
Yuffie: Why wasn't I invited?
Cloud: Because you stole my mastered Knights of The Round and then you dropped it down the toilet while you were takin' a dump
Yuffie: O.O, Can I stay anyway?
Cloud: Whatever..
(Yuffie starts toward his safe)
Cloud: Don't Even think about it
Yuffie: Damn..
(Cloud whispers to Cid) Cloud: Hey warch the girl, kill if you have to.
Cid: K
(Knock on door)
Cloud: Wonder who that can be?
(Barret busts down the door)
Barret: Hey Cloud!
(Slaps Cloud on the back with his gun arm almost gunning down Cloud's perfectly spikey hair)
Cloud: Hi, Barret what a surprise (why'd I even invite him)
Barret: Hope ya' don't mind brought Marlene with me.
Cloud: Barret there is alcohol at this poker game dumbass!
Barret: Don't worry I've always said, " Say No to Alcohol" to Marlene she won't be a problem
Cloud: Whatever you say..
(Knock, Knock, Knock)
(Cloud opens the door)
Cloud: Nanaki, with his cubs with flaming tails on my recently lacered goddamn hardwood floor! Holy ****
Nanaki: Don't' worry their potty trained
Cloud: What does that have to do with this?
Nanaki: I have no idea... (crickets chirp ) .. Anyway just put some water on them
Cloud: Whatever you say..
Cloud: Go on into the billard room, and watch the tails!
(Knock, Knock, Knock)
Cloud: Hope it's someone sane.. (Cloud opens door)
Cloud: HOLY $#!&
( Sephiroth and Zack jump in with bubbling bottles of champagne, spraying it all over the place)
Sephiroth and Zack: Sup Cloud!
Cloud: What the ....
Cloud: Just get into the billard room right NOW!!!!
Sephiroth: Geez..
Zack: Who pissed on his hair?
Cloud: Why the hell did I decide to do this?!
(Knock, knock, knock)
Cloud :Please be Aeris or Tifa , please..
(Cloud opens the door)
Cloud: Tifa!
Tifa: Hi Cloud! Happy to see you again!
Cloud: Me too! (yes a sane person)
(Cloud and Tifa hug very tightly, Cloud couldn't help thinking how comfy Tifa's boobs were)
Cloud: Come on in----( Oh shit here comes Aeris, Aeris and Tifa together, that is never good, better go say hi)
Cloud: Hi Aeris!
Aeris: Hi Cloud!
(Aeris skips all the their stuff and gives Cloud A BIG hug, Her boobs weren't as comfy as Tifa's , but still very nice)
(Tifa walks in)
Aeris: Cloud you invited that slut!
Cloud: Uhhhhhh
Tifa: I am not a slut! Cloud! Are you going to let her insult me like that?!
Cloud: Uhuhuhaha
Aeris: Hoe!
Tifa: Bitch!
(Tifa and Aeris start bitch-slapping each other)
(Vincent walks in through the open door)
Vincent: Hey Cloud, I brought the Buds! (Sees Aeris and Tifa, what's there problem?)
Cloud: (Scratches himself nervously) Ok cool thanks
Vincent: You Ok?
Cloud: Oh yeah I'm fine.
Vincent: Ok whatever you say.
Cloud: Ok everyone in the dining room!
(Everyone gathers in the dining room)
Cloud: Ok I am goin to take roll, please say here or present if you are here.
Cloud: Barret!
Barret: YO!
Cloud: I said say here or present, and where is Marlene?
Barret: Somewhere (scratches his head)
Cloud: Cid And Shera!
Cid: Here
Shera: Present
Cloud: Aeris!
Aeris: You Slut! Oh yeah Here!
Cloud: Hey Aeris stop giving Tifa titty-twisters!
Cloud: Tifa!
Tifa: You Bitch! And Cloud I am here
Cloud: I am aware of that... HEY! Stop pulling Aeris' hair!
Tifa: Sorry.
Cloud: Vincent!
Vincent: Here..
Cloud: Nanaki and his kids!
Nanaki: Here and we burned up one of your rugs
Cloud: Oh Fuck it
Cloud: Yuffie!
Yuffie: Here. (grins evily)
Cloud: Did you take anything?
Yuffie: Nooooooo...
Cloud: Whatever you took put it back.
Yuffie: Dang.
Cloud: Shinra INC!
(crickets chirp)
Cloud: Where are they?
Wait until next chapter. Heeheeeheeee
(whew my fingers hurt) How do you like plz R+R
Im soo happy got 2 reviews
Poker Night CHP 2: Is everyone here?
Cloud: I wonder who it is?
(Cloud Opens Door)
Cloud: Cid and Shera!! How'd you get here so fast?
Cid: I do own the Highwind dontcha know?
Cloud: Whatever, so Shera how have you been?
Shera: I've been fine ever since we hooked up
(Cid And Shera Start doin this bunny kiss the nosie thing)
Cloud: Could you guys get a room? Christ this is worse than watching Teletubbies
(Knock on door)
Cloud: Thank God, I was getting sick of those two
(An young ninja walks through the door)
Cloud: Yuffie why the hell are you here? You weren't even invited
Yuffie: Why wasn't I invited?
Cloud: Because you stole my mastered Knights of The Round and then you dropped it down the toilet while you were takin' a dump
Yuffie: O.O, Can I stay anyway?
Cloud: Whatever..
(Yuffie starts toward his safe)
Cloud: Don't Even think about it
Yuffie: Damn..
(Cloud whispers to Cid) Cloud: Hey warch the girl, kill if you have to.
Cid: K
(Knock on door)
Cloud: Wonder who that can be?
(Barret busts down the door)
Barret: Hey Cloud!
(Slaps Cloud on the back with his gun arm almost gunning down Cloud's perfectly spikey hair)
Cloud: Hi, Barret what a surprise (why'd I even invite him)
Barret: Hope ya' don't mind brought Marlene with me.
Cloud: Barret there is alcohol at this poker game dumbass!
Barret: Don't worry I've always said, " Say No to Alcohol" to Marlene she won't be a problem
Cloud: Whatever you say..
(Knock, Knock, Knock)
(Cloud opens the door)
Cloud: Nanaki, with his cubs with flaming tails on my recently lacered goddamn hardwood floor! Holy ****
Nanaki: Don't' worry their potty trained
Cloud: What does that have to do with this?
Nanaki: I have no idea... (crickets chirp ) .. Anyway just put some water on them
Cloud: Whatever you say..
Cloud: Go on into the billard room, and watch the tails!
(Knock, Knock, Knock)
Cloud: Hope it's someone sane.. (Cloud opens door)
Cloud: HOLY $#!&
( Sephiroth and Zack jump in with bubbling bottles of champagne, spraying it all over the place)
Sephiroth and Zack: Sup Cloud!
Cloud: What the ....
Cloud: Just get into the billard room right NOW!!!!
Sephiroth: Geez..
Zack: Who pissed on his hair?
Cloud: Why the hell did I decide to do this?!
(Knock, knock, knock)
Cloud :Please be Aeris or Tifa , please..
(Cloud opens the door)
Cloud: Tifa!
Tifa: Hi Cloud! Happy to see you again!
Cloud: Me too! (yes a sane person)
(Cloud and Tifa hug very tightly, Cloud couldn't help thinking how comfy Tifa's boobs were)
Cloud: Come on in----( Oh shit here comes Aeris, Aeris and Tifa together, that is never good, better go say hi)
Cloud: Hi Aeris!
Aeris: Hi Cloud!
(Aeris skips all the their stuff and gives Cloud A BIG hug, Her boobs weren't as comfy as Tifa's , but still very nice)
(Tifa walks in)
Aeris: Cloud you invited that slut!
Cloud: Uhhhhhh
Tifa: I am not a slut! Cloud! Are you going to let her insult me like that?!
Cloud: Uhuhuhaha
Aeris: Hoe!
Tifa: Bitch!
(Tifa and Aeris start bitch-slapping each other)
(Vincent walks in through the open door)
Vincent: Hey Cloud, I brought the Buds! (Sees Aeris and Tifa, what's there problem?)
Cloud: (Scratches himself nervously) Ok cool thanks
Vincent: You Ok?
Cloud: Oh yeah I'm fine.
Vincent: Ok whatever you say.
Cloud: Ok everyone in the dining room!
(Everyone gathers in the dining room)
Cloud: Ok I am goin to take roll, please say here or present if you are here.
Cloud: Barret!
Barret: YO!
Cloud: I said say here or present, and where is Marlene?
Barret: Somewhere (scratches his head)
Cloud: Cid And Shera!
Cid: Here
Shera: Present
Cloud: Aeris!
Aeris: You Slut! Oh yeah Here!
Cloud: Hey Aeris stop giving Tifa titty-twisters!
Cloud: Tifa!
Tifa: You Bitch! And Cloud I am here
Cloud: I am aware of that... HEY! Stop pulling Aeris' hair!
Tifa: Sorry.
Cloud: Vincent!
Vincent: Here..
Cloud: Nanaki and his kids!
Nanaki: Here and we burned up one of your rugs
Cloud: Oh Fuck it
Cloud: Yuffie!
Yuffie: Here. (grins evily)
Cloud: Did you take anything?
Yuffie: Nooooooo...
Cloud: Whatever you took put it back.
Yuffie: Dang.
Cloud: Shinra INC!
(crickets chirp)
Cloud: Where are they?
Wait until next chapter. Heeheeeheeee
(whew my fingers hurt) How do you like plz R+R