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Poker Night Chp 3 Where's The Shinra?
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Cloud: Where's the Shinra?
Cid: The hell should I know?!
Cloud: Why did I even ask.
Cloud: I feel as if someone is missing.
Barret: Duh the Shinra are missin'
Cloud: No it's someone else
(Zack and Sephiroth walk in)
Cloud: Guys where were you? I forgot to call you on the roll.
Zack and Sephiroth: We were tipping chocobos.
(Everyone anime falls)
Cloud: Is that all?
Zack: We saw a helicopter crash near the gold saucer.
Shera: Did it have the Shinra logo?
Zack: Didn't look because the look of surprise on the chocobos face was hilarious.
Cloud: Im betting that was the Shinra.
Cid: I have the Highwind right now, lets go!
(They fly to the desert and see a downed helicopter)
Yuffie: Look there they are!
Barret: Yo! Cid take the ship down!
Cid: Alright, going down!
(The Highwind lands)
Cloud: Hey guys you ok?
Elena: No I am not ok. I got SAND in my hair!!!!
Tseng: At least we aren't dead
Reno: (sniffle) my. my. my. my beer bottle fell out the window!!!!!!
Scarlet: Oh boo hooo!
Reno: Beer is like my heart, you take it away I die..
Rufus: Then why aren't you dead?!
Reno: ..... (sniffle)
Tseng: Now you're starting to sound like Rude
Rude: ........
Tseng: Well, I mean act like Rude, caus' Rude don't make sound.
Elena and Scarlet: Lets just get the hell outta' here, I need to SHAMPOO!!!!
Vincent: Dumb Blondes..
Elena and Scarlet: You little $^&$ we're gonna kill you
(Elena and Scarlet scratch the crap out of Vincent)
Vincent: I'm too young.. Lucrecia I'm coming to join you.
Yuffie: Hey Vinnie, Lucriecia ain't dead.
Vincent: How'd would you know!?
Yuffie: We saw her yesterday. DUH!
Vincent: Oh yeah...
Cloud: Anyway, Ok everyone get onboard! By the way where are Palmer and Heideigger?
Rufus: They should be on their way to the party in the Tiny Bronco.
Cloud: O.O
Tseng: We need to tell you what happened, but lets get out of this hellhole first.
(Everyone boards the Highwind)
Cloud: Ok now tell us what happened.
Rufus: Well.....
Ha! I'm so evil the cliff hangers of the apocalypse!!!!! I'll update really soon!!!!! Review! Review!
Poker Night Chp 3 Where's The Shinra?
Enjoy!
Cloud: Where's the Shinra?
Cid: The hell should I know?!
Cloud: Why did I even ask.
Cloud: I feel as if someone is missing.
Barret: Duh the Shinra are missin'
Cloud: No it's someone else
(Zack and Sephiroth walk in)
Cloud: Guys where were you? I forgot to call you on the roll.
Zack and Sephiroth: We were tipping chocobos.
(Everyone anime falls)
Cloud: Is that all?
Zack: We saw a helicopter crash near the gold saucer.
Shera: Did it have the Shinra logo?
Zack: Didn't look because the look of surprise on the chocobos face was hilarious.
Cloud: Im betting that was the Shinra.
Cid: I have the Highwind right now, lets go!
(They fly to the desert and see a downed helicopter)
Yuffie: Look there they are!
Barret: Yo! Cid take the ship down!
Cid: Alright, going down!
(The Highwind lands)
Cloud: Hey guys you ok?
Elena: No I am not ok. I got SAND in my hair!!!!
Tseng: At least we aren't dead
Reno: (sniffle) my. my. my. my beer bottle fell out the window!!!!!!
Scarlet: Oh boo hooo!
Reno: Beer is like my heart, you take it away I die..
Rufus: Then why aren't you dead?!
Reno: ..... (sniffle)
Tseng: Now you're starting to sound like Rude
Rude: ........
Tseng: Well, I mean act like Rude, caus' Rude don't make sound.
Elena and Scarlet: Lets just get the hell outta' here, I need to SHAMPOO!!!!
Vincent: Dumb Blondes..
Elena and Scarlet: You little $^&$ we're gonna kill you
(Elena and Scarlet scratch the crap out of Vincent)
Vincent: I'm too young.. Lucrecia I'm coming to join you.
Yuffie: Hey Vinnie, Lucriecia ain't dead.
Vincent: How'd would you know!?
Yuffie: We saw her yesterday. DUH!
Vincent: Oh yeah...
Cloud: Anyway, Ok everyone get onboard! By the way where are Palmer and Heideigger?
Rufus: They should be on their way to the party in the Tiny Bronco.
Cloud: O.O
Tseng: We need to tell you what happened, but lets get out of this hellhole first.
(Everyone boards the Highwind)
Cloud: Ok now tell us what happened.
Rufus: Well.....
Ha! I'm so evil the cliff hangers of the apocalypse!!!!! I'll update really soon!!!!! Review! Review!