Poker Night Chp 4: The Shinra Story
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII or any of the characters I own the plot Period
Ok here we go!!!!
Rufus: Well..
All: Yes?????
Rufus: Ok I'll tell you.
(Flash Back) All text during this period will have already happened it will all be in the past until the flashback ends K?
Rufus: Ok all of you we're goin' to the party!
All: Wooohoooooo!
Rufus: Ok, The Turks, Hojo and Scarlet are coming with me in the helicopter, and Palmer and Heideigger will take the Tiny Bronco.
All: Right.
Rufus: Lets head out!!!
(POV The Shinra Helicopter)
Rufus: Are we there yet?
(Reno finishes another bottle of beer)
Elena: Damn Reno that's 16 bottles you ok?
Tseng: In Reno's case 16 is considered slightly sober, so he's ok
Reno: Yeah.. nyum. nyum.evil chcocbo..
Hojo: Are you sure he's ok?
Tseng: Not anymore, I've never heard him say evil chocobo.
Scarlet: Are you sure he should be piloting?
Rude: ..........
Scarlet: Great answer (sarcasm)
Tseng: Reno you'd better let me take over.
Reno: NNUYM NUYM NYUM EVIL CHOCOBO!!!!
Elena: HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!
(Helicopter goes out of control)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: How much longer?
Heidiegger: We haven't left yet, I'm still getting ready (Tifa gonna b e mine tonight!)
Author: (Loud laughing) Sure Heidiegger, sure (Much more laughter)
Palmer: You ready now?
Heidiegger: Yeah.
(Helicopter POV)
All: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: No one panic!!! NO ONE PANIC!!!!!!!
Elena: This is going to mess up my hair.
Reno: Dumb blondes
Elena: You little *^(%
Reno: Oh no.
(Elena attacks Reno)
Reno: Owww
Tseng: We're gonna crash!!!!!
(Reno's Beer bottle goes out the window
Reno: Noooooooo!!!(Attempts to jump out the helicopter)
Tseng: Reno?! (Grabs Reno's Arm) Is it worth your life man?
Reno: YES!!!!!!!!
Tseng: We're doomed!!!!
Hojo: resume screaming everyone....
All: AHHHHHHHH
(Big explosion)
(Zack And Sephiroth POV)
Zack: Hey lets tip that fat chocobo
Sephiroth: Then it won't be able to get up heheheehehe
Zack: Ready?
Sephiroth: Ready.
Zack: Charge!!!!!!!!!!
(They start making barbarian sounds)
Zack: UaghUagh!
Spehiroth: YokauhgnYokauhngn!
Fat Chocobo: (In thoughts: oh shit)
(The chcocobo is tackled to the ground)
Zack: LOL look its legs wiggle!
Sephiroth: Who ever knew tipping chocobos by the gold saucer could be so fun!
Zack: Whoa, Seph?
Sephiroth: Yeah?
Zack: Did you summon meteor?
Sephiroth: Noooooo.
Zack: Then what's that?
(Points to the sky)
Sephiroth: A helicopter.
Zack: Musta been that Ultimecia chick who wanted to conpress time so stupid.
(Ultimecia pops up)
Ultimecia: it wasn't me and NOW you will DIE for your insolence!
Sephiroth: You are a poor excuse for a villain now you die!
(Sephiroth impales her on his Masamune)
Sephiroth: Easy as pie.
Ultimecia: No I can't die.. Ugh..
(Ultimecia dies)
Zack: Ok lets go tip more chocobos.
Sephiroth: Yeah!!!
Fat Chocobo: (*They're just gonna leave me?!)
Zack and Sephiroth: In though (*yeah*)
(Shinra Helicopter POV)
Tseng: Is everyone alive?
All: yeah...
Reno: My beer bottle....
Rufus: Ok everyone just stay clam.
Elena: HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY CALM??!! I'm miles out of reach of shampoo..
(Rude holds out a bottle of Pantene Pro V)
Elena: Thanks Rude
Rude:....
Elena: Hey Scarlet! Got some shampoo!
Scarlet: I'm right here.
Elena: Oh yeah..
Rufus: Ok we need to send out a scouting party
All: Right.
Rufus: Ok Turks and Hojo go scout.
All: yes Sir!
Elena: we've been out here for forty minutes I wanna go back!
Reno: we've only been walking for ten!
Rude: ....?!
(Ground starts to shake)
Hojo: Wha?!!
Reno: What the hell was that?!
Elena: Whatever it is it ain't good
Rude: .....Run..
All: Rude?
Rude: I SAID RUN!!!!!
(A giant claw sticks out of the ground)
Reno: Holy Shit its RUBY!!!!!
(The Claw drags Hojo under)
Hojo: Goodbye cruel world, may you all live in a better tomorrow.
Elena: Hojo!!
Reno: Forget him!
(Reno grabs Elena's hand and starts to run)
Elena: Where's Rude?
Reno; I don't ?! Oh my god!!
Rude: RUN YOU MOTHER-FUCKIN BIATCHES IF YOUR BALLS DEPENDED ON IT WE ALL GONNA DIE RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!
Elena: (Gasp)
Reno: Holy shit.
(They all run till they get to the helicopter)
(The Turks come panting over)
Rufus: What happened? Where's Hojo?
Reno: Well. Uh-
Rude: When we landed the helicopter sent a shockwave awakening Ruby weapon from it's slumber it took Hojo as a meal and burrowed back under the earth.
Rufus and Scarlet: !!!!!!!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!
Rufus: Rude speak again...
Rude:.....-----.....
Reno: I knew it was too good to be true.
(Everyone anime falls)
End of Flashback Long wasn't it?
Rufus: And that's just about the size of it.
All: Whoa.
Tifa: he spoke fluently?
Reno: Yes. Very.
Cloud: Wow.. You guys went through a lot. By the way where's Reeves?
(Reeve crashes through a hole in the ceiling with a parachute)
Reeve: Hey guys I'm back from the Honey Bee Inn!
All: Reeve?!
Reeve: ? WHAT?
( Aeris points at his head, there is a pink bureau)
Reeve: Oh this old thing?! Just a going away present.
All: O.O
Cloud: Well once The Tiny Bronco gets here we'll start the party
All: Woot!
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Are we there yet?
Heidiegger: No.
Palmer: We're lost aren't we?
Heidiegger: NO!!!!
Palmer: I told you not to take directions from that cactuar, it was raping a mog for Christ's sake!
Heidigger: Errghhhhh
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Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII or any of the characters I own the plot Period
Ok here we go!!!!
Rufus: Well..
All: Yes?????
Rufus: Ok I'll tell you.
(Flash Back) All text during this period will have already happened it will all be in the past until the flashback ends K?
Rufus: Ok all of you we're goin' to the party!
All: Wooohoooooo!
Rufus: Ok, The Turks, Hojo and Scarlet are coming with me in the helicopter, and Palmer and Heideigger will take the Tiny Bronco.
All: Right.
Rufus: Lets head out!!!
(POV The Shinra Helicopter)
Rufus: Are we there yet?
(Reno finishes another bottle of beer)
Elena: Damn Reno that's 16 bottles you ok?
Tseng: In Reno's case 16 is considered slightly sober, so he's ok
Reno: Yeah.. nyum. nyum.evil chcocbo..
Hojo: Are you sure he's ok?
Tseng: Not anymore, I've never heard him say evil chocobo.
Scarlet: Are you sure he should be piloting?
Rude: ..........
Scarlet: Great answer (sarcasm)
Tseng: Reno you'd better let me take over.
Reno: NNUYM NUYM NYUM EVIL CHOCOBO!!!!
Elena: HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!
(Helicopter goes out of control)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: How much longer?
Heidiegger: We haven't left yet, I'm still getting ready (Tifa gonna b e mine tonight!)
Author: (Loud laughing) Sure Heidiegger, sure (Much more laughter)
Palmer: You ready now?
Heidiegger: Yeah.
(Helicopter POV)
All: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: No one panic!!! NO ONE PANIC!!!!!!!
Elena: This is going to mess up my hair.
Reno: Dumb blondes
Elena: You little *^(%
Reno: Oh no.
(Elena attacks Reno)
Reno: Owww
Tseng: We're gonna crash!!!!!
(Reno's Beer bottle goes out the window
Reno: Noooooooo!!!(Attempts to jump out the helicopter)
Tseng: Reno?! (Grabs Reno's Arm) Is it worth your life man?
Reno: YES!!!!!!!!
Tseng: We're doomed!!!!
Hojo: resume screaming everyone....
All: AHHHHHHHH
(Big explosion)
(Zack And Sephiroth POV)
Zack: Hey lets tip that fat chocobo
Sephiroth: Then it won't be able to get up heheheehehe
Zack: Ready?
Sephiroth: Ready.
Zack: Charge!!!!!!!!!!
(They start making barbarian sounds)
Zack: UaghUagh!
Spehiroth: YokauhgnYokauhngn!
Fat Chocobo: (In thoughts: oh shit)
(The chcocobo is tackled to the ground)
Zack: LOL look its legs wiggle!
Sephiroth: Who ever knew tipping chocobos by the gold saucer could be so fun!
Zack: Whoa, Seph?
Sephiroth: Yeah?
Zack: Did you summon meteor?
Sephiroth: Noooooo.
Zack: Then what's that?
(Points to the sky)
Sephiroth: A helicopter.
Zack: Musta been that Ultimecia chick who wanted to conpress time so stupid.
(Ultimecia pops up)
Ultimecia: it wasn't me and NOW you will DIE for your insolence!
Sephiroth: You are a poor excuse for a villain now you die!
(Sephiroth impales her on his Masamune)
Sephiroth: Easy as pie.
Ultimecia: No I can't die.. Ugh..
(Ultimecia dies)
Zack: Ok lets go tip more chocobos.
Sephiroth: Yeah!!!
Fat Chocobo: (*They're just gonna leave me?!)
Zack and Sephiroth: In though (*yeah*)
(Shinra Helicopter POV)
Tseng: Is everyone alive?
All: yeah...
Reno: My beer bottle....
Rufus: Ok everyone just stay clam.
Elena: HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY CALM??!! I'm miles out of reach of shampoo..
(Rude holds out a bottle of Pantene Pro V)
Elena: Thanks Rude
Rude:....
Elena: Hey Scarlet! Got some shampoo!
Scarlet: I'm right here.
Elena: Oh yeah..
Rufus: Ok we need to send out a scouting party
All: Right.
Rufus: Ok Turks and Hojo go scout.
All: yes Sir!
Elena: we've been out here for forty minutes I wanna go back!
Reno: we've only been walking for ten!
Rude: ....?!
(Ground starts to shake)
Hojo: Wha?!!
Reno: What the hell was that?!
Elena: Whatever it is it ain't good
Rude: .....Run..
All: Rude?
Rude: I SAID RUN!!!!!
(A giant claw sticks out of the ground)
Reno: Holy Shit its RUBY!!!!!
(The Claw drags Hojo under)
Hojo: Goodbye cruel world, may you all live in a better tomorrow.
Elena: Hojo!!
Reno: Forget him!
(Reno grabs Elena's hand and starts to run)
Elena: Where's Rude?
Reno; I don't ?! Oh my god!!
Rude: RUN YOU MOTHER-FUCKIN BIATCHES IF YOUR BALLS DEPENDED ON IT WE ALL GONNA DIE RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!
Elena: (Gasp)
Reno: Holy shit.
(They all run till they get to the helicopter)
(The Turks come panting over)
Rufus: What happened? Where's Hojo?
Reno: Well. Uh-
Rude: When we landed the helicopter sent a shockwave awakening Ruby weapon from it's slumber it took Hojo as a meal and burrowed back under the earth.
Rufus and Scarlet: !!!!!!!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!
Rufus: Rude speak again...
Rude:.....-----.....
Reno: I knew it was too good to be true.
(Everyone anime falls)
End of Flashback Long wasn't it?
Rufus: And that's just about the size of it.
All: Whoa.
Tifa: he spoke fluently?
Reno: Yes. Very.
Cloud: Wow.. You guys went through a lot. By the way where's Reeves?
(Reeve crashes through a hole in the ceiling with a parachute)
Reeve: Hey guys I'm back from the Honey Bee Inn!
All: Reeve?!
Reeve: ? WHAT?
( Aeris points at his head, there is a pink bureau)
Reeve: Oh this old thing?! Just a going away present.
All: O.O
Cloud: Well once The Tiny Bronco gets here we'll start the party
All: Woot!
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Are we there yet?
Heidiegger: No.
Palmer: We're lost aren't we?
Heidiegger: NO!!!!
Palmer: I told you not to take directions from that cactuar, it was raping a mog for Christ's sake!
Heidigger: Errghhhhh
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