Poker Night Chp 5
Disclaimer: I don't own Squaresoft but I want the Masamune!!!!
Chp5 Cloud Vs.Cid
Ok lets do it.
Cloud: Man where are they?
Rufus: Maybe they got lost.
Tseng: Yes, most likely.
Elena: Poor Hojo...
Sephiroth: Daddy.......
Zack: Hey Seph it's ok you still got chocobos
Sephiroth: Hey you're right, I do have chocobos
Reno: Well that was quick....
Tifa: I wonder where they are????
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Hey where are we?
Heideigger: I have no idea, stupid cactuar...
Palmer: Is that the Northern Crater?
Heideigger: Yep, but how in god's name did we get here!!!???
Palmer: One word... Cactuar.
Heideigger: WHY!!!!! NOOOOO I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life!!!!
Palmer: Me Too, because of you...Now you will die!!!!!!
Heideigger: Oh $#!@
(Much cries of pain)
(Party POV)
Cloud: Ok screw them we're startin the poker!
All: Yeah.....
Cloud: OK lemme' go buy the deck.
Cid: You didn't buy the deck yet?
Cloud: Yes, but one of Reds cubs ate it.
Barret: Damn cubs...
Cloud: Ok I'll be back soon, don't do anything stupid ok?
All: Yeah, yeah....
(10 minutes later)
Tifa: When is Cloud getting back?
Vincent: Maybe he got held up by some hoe.
Aeris: Cloud would never do that would he?
Tifa: No he loves me.
Aeris: Nuh uh
Tifa: Uh huh
(20 mintues later)
Aeris: Nuh uh
Tifa: Uh huh
Cid: SHUT THE #^%$@^$@ UP ALREADY
Tifa: ..................................
Aeris: ......................nuh uh........
Cid: That's it! I'VE HAD IT!!!
(Attempts to attack Aeris)
Aeris: AHHHH SAVE ME!!!!!
Tifa: Hehehehehehehehe
Reeve: Don't do it Cid! Someone hold him!
(They stop Cid wrestling him to the ground)
Cid: Ok I'm good just got carried away...
Cloud: Well I'm back!
Aeris: Thank god...
Tifa: Hi Cloud, what took ya'?
Cloud: Well I got stopped by some crazy hoe, but Teef you know I love you.
Tifa: Yes I know.
(They start smooching)
Yuffie: Can you guys get a room? Ewwwwwww
Aeris: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cloud: What's her problem?
Sephiroth: Wait Aeris!!!! Cloud you idiot look what you did!!
(Sephiroth slaps Cloud)
Cloud: What the?!
Tseng: Ok screw that we're playin poker!
All: YEAH!!!
Vincent: I wanna get one this hand.
Cid: Me too
Barret: I'll play
Cloud: I am too...
Barret: Ok I'll deal!
(Barret deals out the cards)
Barret: Ok lets see what ya' got
Cid: Hit me.
Vincent: Hey can you guys wait I gotta go to the bathroom..
Cloud: Ok.
Barret: Hit me...
(Vincent leaves)
Cloud: Well lets just wait.
(Elevator music starts to play)
Yuffie: Where is that music coming from?
(Vincent comes back)
Vincent: Man that bathroom is weird, starts to play elevator music once you sit down, it must be for concentration you when you're....
Zack: Ok we get it man.... Christ!
Vincent: And Barret, Marlene was just vomiting in the toilet, I think she got into the bruskies.
Barret: Where were they?
Vincent: In the hall...
Barret: You little %%&$ Don't worry Marlene daddy's coming!
Cloud: Well I guess he's out.
Cid: Ok I got two pair.
Vincent: Two Queens.
Cloud: ROYAL FLUSH BOO YOW!!!!!
Tifa: Yay go Cloud!!!
(20 minutes pass)
Cid: That's is it I know you're cheating!!
Cloud: No I'm not!
Cid: Then how else do you beat us EVERY time?!
Cloud: Uh luck?!
Cid: That's it your goin' down your ass is mine!
Cloud: Ok bring it!
Cloud: You pissed me off some much... SHWING (limit break noise)
Cloud: Cross Slash!!!!
(Cloud executes several slashes)
Cid: Ha ya' missed
Cloud: Oh yeah?
(Half of Cid's cigarette falls to the ground)
Cid: My cigarette you little &%& I'm gonna kill you! SHWING!
Cid: HIGHWIND!!
Cloud: Oh shit..
(Several missles fly through the air resulting in death to Cloud)
Tifa: Cloud noooo.....
(A Phoenix revives Cloud)
Cloud: Final Attack Phoenix, never leave home without it!!! Hehehehehe SHWING!!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!!!!
Cid: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cid: Transform!!
(Tifa's boobs grow as big as a small cottage)
Aeris: No! Now Tifa has bigger boobs than me waaaaa!!!
Vincent: She always had bigger boobs than you...
Aeris: You little %&$# blood sucking vampire!!!
Vincent: Oh no...
Zack: Hey Seph put that sword away.... SEPH! Don't do it!! Vincent watch out!!!
Vincent: Oh crap I' gonna die!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tifa: Wow these boobs are big...
Cid: Well they're gonna protect me!
(Cloud executes a brilliant combo of sword technique)
Cloud: Ha-ah?
Cid: Ha Tifa's boobs didn't even get a blemish HAHAHAH
Cloud: Damn...
Tifa: Cid you touched my boobs, I've been violated!!!
(Tifa bounces over to Cid and flattens him, yes you heard me right she bounced)
Cid: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhggghhhhhhh......
Cloud: Thanks Tif
(they start smooching again)
Vincent: Please god no! get that thing away from me!!!!!!
Aeris: Vinny you'll look good in a dress
Sephiroth: Yes you will, hold still will you!?
Vincent: Noooooooo!!!!
(The screams die down)
Rufus: Now it's time for the Shinra to play
The Shinra: YEAH!!!!!!
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Where are we?
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Disclaimer: I don't own Squaresoft but I want the Masamune!!!!
Chp5 Cloud Vs.Cid
Ok lets do it.
Cloud: Man where are they?
Rufus: Maybe they got lost.
Tseng: Yes, most likely.
Elena: Poor Hojo...
Sephiroth: Daddy.......
Zack: Hey Seph it's ok you still got chocobos
Sephiroth: Hey you're right, I do have chocobos
Reno: Well that was quick....
Tifa: I wonder where they are????
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Hey where are we?
Heideigger: I have no idea, stupid cactuar...
Palmer: Is that the Northern Crater?
Heideigger: Yep, but how in god's name did we get here!!!???
Palmer: One word... Cactuar.
Heideigger: WHY!!!!! NOOOOO I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life!!!!
Palmer: Me Too, because of you...Now you will die!!!!!!
Heideigger: Oh $#!@
(Much cries of pain)
(Party POV)
Cloud: Ok screw them we're startin the poker!
All: Yeah.....
Cloud: OK lemme' go buy the deck.
Cid: You didn't buy the deck yet?
Cloud: Yes, but one of Reds cubs ate it.
Barret: Damn cubs...
Cloud: Ok I'll be back soon, don't do anything stupid ok?
All: Yeah, yeah....
(10 minutes later)
Tifa: When is Cloud getting back?
Vincent: Maybe he got held up by some hoe.
Aeris: Cloud would never do that would he?
Tifa: No he loves me.
Aeris: Nuh uh
Tifa: Uh huh
(20 mintues later)
Aeris: Nuh uh
Tifa: Uh huh
Cid: SHUT THE #^%$@^$@ UP ALREADY
Tifa: ..................................
Aeris: ......................nuh uh........
Cid: That's it! I'VE HAD IT!!!
(Attempts to attack Aeris)
Aeris: AHHHH SAVE ME!!!!!
Tifa: Hehehehehehehehe
Reeve: Don't do it Cid! Someone hold him!
(They stop Cid wrestling him to the ground)
Cid: Ok I'm good just got carried away...
Cloud: Well I'm back!
Aeris: Thank god...
Tifa: Hi Cloud, what took ya'?
Cloud: Well I got stopped by some crazy hoe, but Teef you know I love you.
Tifa: Yes I know.
(They start smooching)
Yuffie: Can you guys get a room? Ewwwwwww
Aeris: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cloud: What's her problem?
Sephiroth: Wait Aeris!!!! Cloud you idiot look what you did!!
(Sephiroth slaps Cloud)
Cloud: What the?!
Tseng: Ok screw that we're playin poker!
All: YEAH!!!
Vincent: I wanna get one this hand.
Cid: Me too
Barret: I'll play
Cloud: I am too...
Barret: Ok I'll deal!
(Barret deals out the cards)
Barret: Ok lets see what ya' got
Cid: Hit me.
Vincent: Hey can you guys wait I gotta go to the bathroom..
Cloud: Ok.
Barret: Hit me...
(Vincent leaves)
Cloud: Well lets just wait.
(Elevator music starts to play)
Yuffie: Where is that music coming from?
(Vincent comes back)
Vincent: Man that bathroom is weird, starts to play elevator music once you sit down, it must be for concentration you when you're....
Zack: Ok we get it man.... Christ!
Vincent: And Barret, Marlene was just vomiting in the toilet, I think she got into the bruskies.
Barret: Where were they?
Vincent: In the hall...
Barret: You little %%&$ Don't worry Marlene daddy's coming!
Cloud: Well I guess he's out.
Cid: Ok I got two pair.
Vincent: Two Queens.
Cloud: ROYAL FLUSH BOO YOW!!!!!
Tifa: Yay go Cloud!!!
(20 minutes pass)
Cid: That's is it I know you're cheating!!
Cloud: No I'm not!
Cid: Then how else do you beat us EVERY time?!
Cloud: Uh luck?!
Cid: That's it your goin' down your ass is mine!
Cloud: Ok bring it!
Cloud: You pissed me off some much... SHWING (limit break noise)
Cloud: Cross Slash!!!!
(Cloud executes several slashes)
Cid: Ha ya' missed
Cloud: Oh yeah?
(Half of Cid's cigarette falls to the ground)
Cid: My cigarette you little &%& I'm gonna kill you! SHWING!
Cid: HIGHWIND!!
Cloud: Oh shit..
(Several missles fly through the air resulting in death to Cloud)
Tifa: Cloud noooo.....
(A Phoenix revives Cloud)
Cloud: Final Attack Phoenix, never leave home without it!!! Hehehehehe SHWING!!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!!!!
Cid: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cid: Transform!!
(Tifa's boobs grow as big as a small cottage)
Aeris: No! Now Tifa has bigger boobs than me waaaaa!!!
Vincent: She always had bigger boobs than you...
Aeris: You little %&$# blood sucking vampire!!!
Vincent: Oh no...
Zack: Hey Seph put that sword away.... SEPH! Don't do it!! Vincent watch out!!!
Vincent: Oh crap I' gonna die!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tifa: Wow these boobs are big...
Cid: Well they're gonna protect me!
(Cloud executes a brilliant combo of sword technique)
Cloud: Ha-ah?
Cid: Ha Tifa's boobs didn't even get a blemish HAHAHAH
Cloud: Damn...
Tifa: Cid you touched my boobs, I've been violated!!!
(Tifa bounces over to Cid and flattens him, yes you heard me right she bounced)
Cid: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhggghhhhhhh......
Cloud: Thanks Tif
(they start smooching again)
Vincent: Please god no! get that thing away from me!!!!!!
Aeris: Vinny you'll look good in a dress
Sephiroth: Yes you will, hold still will you!?
Vincent: Noooooooo!!!!
(The screams die down)
Rufus: Now it's time for the Shinra to play
The Shinra: YEAH!!!!!!
(Tiny Bronco POV)
Palmer: Where are we?
Whew long eh? My fingers hurt review review!