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Poker Night Chp 6 Shinra Play Time!
Wow I've gotten this far whew here we go
Rufus: Ok all you saps get the hell outta our seats!
Cloud: Fine...
Rufus: And I get the chair with the comfy cushions!
Reno: Damn
Elena: Reno have you gotten over your stupid beer bottle yet?
Reno: Stupid!? Aghhhhh (Attacks Elena)
Elena: Aieeeeeee!!!!!!
Rude: ......
Scarlet: Ok shut up! What rules are we playin?
Rufus: Hmmmm(thinks for a moment) Ah Ha Strip Poker!
Reno: You just had to do strip poker when Tifa left GOD ^&$@%!!!
Tseng: Yes I agree.
Reeve: Me too..
Cait Sith: And I!
Elena: Of course you all do you're guys!!!
Reno: hehehehehe she has a point there
Rude: (*Elena wouldn't look all that bad*)
Elena: (*I wonder what goes on in Rude's head*)
Reno: (*Me too*)
Rufus: There are simple rules win a hand ,strip one garment k?
All: yeah whatever.
(In thought speak Reno talks to Rude)
Reno: You rigged the deck correct?
Rude: Yes.
Reno: All will go according to plan, if Elena wins all the hands...she'll..ahh..
Rude: Yes, Reno I know, I can fill in the dots myself.
Reno: Ok Rude today's our lucky day!!!
Rude: Yes now lets get back to the game.
Reno: Yeah, Breaking Connection Now
(Crackle crackle wishh whooocrrrrrkkkk)
Elena: You guys ok, you zoned out for a bit?
Reno: Yeah we're fine
(Rude starts grinning evily)
Elena to Scarlet: I could have swore Rude was smiling.
Scarlet: We'd better watch em' then..
Elena: Yeah
Rufus: Ok I'll deal.
(deals out cards)
All: I'll stay
Reno: I fell out.
Rude:.....
Scarlet: Im out
Rufus: Me too
Elena: Four aces...Why me????!!!!
Reno: Ok strip please..
Elena: Oh great..
(Elena begins to take off her left shoe)
Elena: Ok done.
Rufus: Next hand
(deals out cards)
Elena: Hit me.
Elena: (gasp) two queens!
Reno: Bust.
Rude:..
Scarlet: Ditto
Rufus: Me too.
(10 minutes later)
(in thought speak)
Reno: There was a flaw in our system which would explain why I had to take off my goggles and you your tie..
Rude: Rufus is dealing, and he is now in his skivvies and Elena has lost 12 times and has only removed her accessories.
Reno: That is it I'm dealing so Elena will be forced to strip out the good stuff
Rude: Reno you're a genius
Reno: Thanks man, your not too bad of a partner either, now that we've figured out this thought speak thing you never have to talk again.
Reeve: Come in Honey Bee Inn... I repeat come in Honey Bee Inn..
Reno: Who the hell?! IS that you Reeve?
Reeve: I heard stripping so I assume this is a Honey Bee Inn channel.
Rude: We will tell you our diabolical plan.
Reno: But first..?!
Tseng: How could you guys leave me out on this?
Reno: How you tap into this?
Tseng: I have no idea
Reno: Anyway this our plan... (5 minutes pass)....And that's what we're gonna do.
Tseng: Ingenius.
Reno: I know.
Rude: Ok Operation Make Elena Strip Down Till' We Wet Our Pants is now in action ready men?
All: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reno: Connection Terminated...krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crackle crackle...
Elena: You guys ok?!
Reno: Oh yeah we're fine..
Tseng: never been better...
Elena: Ok?!
(10 minutes later)
(Thought speak)
Reno: This is failing miseralby
Rude: Yes we are all in our skivvies and Elena has more clothes than us..
Tseng: Christ.....
Reeve: Hey lets loose purposely
Tseng: Hey that's a good idea
Reno: Ok that's the plan now...
Reno: Ending transmission krrrrrrrrr crackle crackle krrrrrrrhhhh
(20 minutes later)
Reno: Ok now we are all naked what the hell is going on?!
Rude:..........
Tseng: Ok if Elena wins this hand .....well....uh..
Elena: I know...
Rufus: Ok what did you get?!
Elena: Why did it have to come to this?! I got a...a...a.... ROYAL FLUSH!!! NOOO!!!!
Reno: YESSS!!!!
Rude: ................!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: Thank you Giant summon materia in the sky!! Thank You!!!
Reeve: WOOHOO!!!!
Elena: The moment of truth...(begins to unclip her breau and starts slipping down her thong)
The guys: ughhhhhhh(jaw drop)
(all of the guys faint)
Elena: Guess I don't hav to strip anymore
Aeris: Hey Cloud why aren't you out like the rest of them?
Cloud: I've seen better.....
Aeris: Ohhhh
Cloud: Ok everyone now its time to have some fun!!!!!
(everyone who fainted wakes up)
All: Yeahhhh!!!
(A hobo-looking person crashes through the wall)
Hojo: Hojo is BACCKKKKK!!!
All: HI HOJO!!!
Next chapter all hell WILL break loose next chapter Legend Of the Drunken Bastards!
Wow I've gotten this far whew here we go
Rufus: Ok all you saps get the hell outta our seats!
Cloud: Fine...
Rufus: And I get the chair with the comfy cushions!
Reno: Damn
Elena: Reno have you gotten over your stupid beer bottle yet?
Reno: Stupid!? Aghhhhh (Attacks Elena)
Elena: Aieeeeeee!!!!!!
Rude: ......
Scarlet: Ok shut up! What rules are we playin?
Rufus: Hmmmm(thinks for a moment) Ah Ha Strip Poker!
Reno: You just had to do strip poker when Tifa left GOD ^&$@%!!!
Tseng: Yes I agree.
Reeve: Me too..
Cait Sith: And I!
Elena: Of course you all do you're guys!!!
Reno: hehehehehe she has a point there
Rude: (*Elena wouldn't look all that bad*)
Elena: (*I wonder what goes on in Rude's head*)
Reno: (*Me too*)
Rufus: There are simple rules win a hand ,strip one garment k?
All: yeah whatever.
(In thought speak Reno talks to Rude)
Reno: You rigged the deck correct?
Rude: Yes.
Reno: All will go according to plan, if Elena wins all the hands...she'll..ahh..
Rude: Yes, Reno I know, I can fill in the dots myself.
Reno: Ok Rude today's our lucky day!!!
Rude: Yes now lets get back to the game.
Reno: Yeah, Breaking Connection Now
(Crackle crackle wishh whooocrrrrrkkkk)
Elena: You guys ok, you zoned out for a bit?
Reno: Yeah we're fine
(Rude starts grinning evily)
Elena to Scarlet: I could have swore Rude was smiling.
Scarlet: We'd better watch em' then..
Elena: Yeah
Rufus: Ok I'll deal.
(deals out cards)
All: I'll stay
Reno: I fell out.
Rude:.....
Scarlet: Im out
Rufus: Me too
Elena: Four aces...Why me????!!!!
Reno: Ok strip please..
Elena: Oh great..
(Elena begins to take off her left shoe)
Elena: Ok done.
Rufus: Next hand
(deals out cards)
Elena: Hit me.
Elena: (gasp) two queens!
Reno: Bust.
Rude:..
Scarlet: Ditto
Rufus: Me too.
(10 minutes later)
(in thought speak)
Reno: There was a flaw in our system which would explain why I had to take off my goggles and you your tie..
Rude: Rufus is dealing, and he is now in his skivvies and Elena has lost 12 times and has only removed her accessories.
Reno: That is it I'm dealing so Elena will be forced to strip out the good stuff
Rude: Reno you're a genius
Reno: Thanks man, your not too bad of a partner either, now that we've figured out this thought speak thing you never have to talk again.
Reeve: Come in Honey Bee Inn... I repeat come in Honey Bee Inn..
Reno: Who the hell?! IS that you Reeve?
Reeve: I heard stripping so I assume this is a Honey Bee Inn channel.
Rude: We will tell you our diabolical plan.
Reno: But first..?!
Tseng: How could you guys leave me out on this?
Reno: How you tap into this?
Tseng: I have no idea
Reno: Anyway this our plan... (5 minutes pass)....And that's what we're gonna do.
Tseng: Ingenius.
Reno: I know.
Rude: Ok Operation Make Elena Strip Down Till' We Wet Our Pants is now in action ready men?
All: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reno: Connection Terminated...krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crackle crackle...
Elena: You guys ok?!
Reno: Oh yeah we're fine..
Tseng: never been better...
Elena: Ok?!
(10 minutes later)
(Thought speak)
Reno: This is failing miseralby
Rude: Yes we are all in our skivvies and Elena has more clothes than us..
Tseng: Christ.....
Reeve: Hey lets loose purposely
Tseng: Hey that's a good idea
Reno: Ok that's the plan now...
Reno: Ending transmission krrrrrrrrr crackle crackle krrrrrrrhhhh
(20 minutes later)
Reno: Ok now we are all naked what the hell is going on?!
Rude:..........
Tseng: Ok if Elena wins this hand .....well....uh..
Elena: I know...
Rufus: Ok what did you get?!
Elena: Why did it have to come to this?! I got a...a...a.... ROYAL FLUSH!!! NOOO!!!!
Reno: YESSS!!!!
Rude: ................!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: Thank you Giant summon materia in the sky!! Thank You!!!
Reeve: WOOHOO!!!!
Elena: The moment of truth...(begins to unclip her breau and starts slipping down her thong)
The guys: ughhhhhhh(jaw drop)
(all of the guys faint)
Elena: Guess I don't hav to strip anymore
Aeris: Hey Cloud why aren't you out like the rest of them?
Cloud: I've seen better.....
Aeris: Ohhhh
Cloud: Ok everyone now its time to have some fun!!!!!
(everyone who fainted wakes up)
All: Yeahhhh!!!
(A hobo-looking person crashes through the wall)
Hojo: Hojo is BACCKKKKK!!!
All: HI HOJO!!!
Next chapter all hell WILL break loose next chapter Legend Of the Drunken Bastards!