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Poker Night Chp 7 Legend Of The Drunken Bastards
Hojo: So How has it been since I was gone?
Cloud: Same old same old.
Hojo: Then why is the Shinra naked?
Rufus: We were playing strip poker.
Reno: And let's just say it got a little crazy...
Hojo: And it's about to get even more crazy
Cloud: Why?
Hojo: I brought some SAINT ANKY'S BEER!!!
Reno: How much?
Hojo: 100 KEGS!!!!
Reno: YES! I LOVE SAINT ANKY'S!!!!!
All: SWEET!!!
Hojo: Let's party till' the sun goes down and comes back up!!!!
All: YEAH!!!!
Reno: Hey, pass out the beer GODDAMNIT!!
Hojo: Ok, hold yer damned horses!
(Hojo passes out the beer 5 kegs per person)
Yuffie: I've never drank before.
Tifa: Me too.
Reno: Well it's illegal at your age but screw that!
All: YEAH!
Tseng: Ok Reno you've finished 2 kegs already
Reno: Oh but I have plenty I can steal someones!
Tseng: No one's even started drinking yet!
Reno: oooh my stomach hurts
(eveyone starts to drink)
Tifa: ugh.....
Yuffie: Ewwww this stuff is bad!
Vincent: best alchohol I ever had...
Cid: You've drank before?
Vincent: I was once in the Turks of course I drink..
Elena: I don't want any it's icky!
Rude: I don't care what you want! Drink the goddamn beer!!
Elena: NO!
Rude: That's it bitch!
Elena: Ahhhhhh!!
(Reno holds Elena's mouth open while Rude pours a keg down her throat)
Elena: ooooooooohhhhh.....ughh......
Reno: Yes, the alchohol is taking effect...
Rude: Indeed..
Elena: You dirty bastards! I'm Drunk NOW!!!
Reno: Soooo?
Elena: I'm Gonna kick your ass!!!
Reno: Uh oh
Rude: Oh shit....
(Elena kicks them both in the balls)
Cid: Oh my god!
Vincent: She didn't...
(Reno and Rude faint)
Elena: Oh yes I did!
Cloud: Never violate a man like that!
Red XIII: yeah let's kick her----
Barret: What the hell?!
Red XIII: I have kids I can't cuss
Barret: Damn wuss, I cuss all the time in front of Marlene, and look how she turned out.
Marlene: Daddy what does bitch mean?
Barret: A female dog, or a sleezy hoe.
Red XIII: See what I'm sayin'
Barret: No...
(everyone anme falls)
Red XIII: Giant Summon materia in the sky! Help this poor man!
Barret: Whatever....
(Squalls pops out of nowhere)
Squall: Hey that's my copyright (holds up a document)
Barret: Oh sorry man, here's the fine of 5$
Squall: Thank you!
Barret: I'll never do that ever again.
Squall: Good to hear, and you Skaterr Gnome are an ingenius writer!
Skaterr Gnome: Thank you, well Squall good day!
Squall:You too, and by the way any chance of you writing a fic about me?
Skaterr Gnome: We'll see, we'll see...
Squall: Ok seeya
Skaterr Gnome: L8ters
(Squall poofs)
Cloud: Who the hell was that?
Skaterr Gnome: .........................
Rude: Hey that's my trademark!
Skaterr Gnome: Shut Up, this is MY fic, and I can do what I want in MY FIC! K?
Rude: K
(Skaterr Gnome Poofs)
Rude: I hate him....
Cloud: Anyway....Elena you kicked two men in the balls now you shall pay!!!
Vincent: ATTACK!!!!
(Elena is beat down)
Zack: Hey Seph let's go tip some chocobos
Sephiroth: Sure, hey Aeris wanna come?
Aeris: Sure!
(Rufus come out of nowhere still naked)
Rufus: WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!
All: ?!
Rufus: We're going to the quad, through the gymnasium!
All: ?!
Rufus: Woohoo!!!!
Hojo: Should have never given him a drop...
Tifa: Hey guys is it just me or is it a little cold in here?
(Rufus looks down)
Rufus: WAAAAA!!!!!!!
Tifa: (snicker,snicker)
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(Rufus comes back in clothing)
Rufus: OK WE'RE GOING CHOCOBO TIPPING!!!
All: HELL YES!!!!
(Somewhere in a chocobo field somewhere on the planet)
Zack: Tipping chocobo's while your drunk is cool...
Sephiroth: Dude, you said it....... hey Aeris you ok?!
(Aeris is flashing off the chocobos)
Aeris: hell ya im fine!
Cloud:then why did you just cuss?!
Aeris: its a free country spikey ass!!
Cloud: Barret see what you did?!
Barret: Im so proud....
Reno: So where's all the chocobos?
Tseng: Probably sleeping...
Rude: Whoa there goes herd over there....
Zack: C'mon then lets give em hell!!
Sephiroth: yeah!
(Zack and Sephiroth run foward)
Rufus: Your gonna cause a stampede!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: We'd better run.
Reno:Yuffie passed out though..
Tseng: You better carry her!!
WARK!!!!!!!
Zack: Holy $#!@ run for your lives!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Chocobo Stampede: WARK!!! WARK!!! WAARRRKKK!!!!!!!
Cloud: Dude what the hell! I dont wanna die!!!! Everyone run!!!
Reno: Wow Yuffie's light!!!
Tseng: Just run!!!
(Zack And Sephiroth are running like there pants are on fire)
Zack: Sephiroth, since we're about to get trampled to death you have anything you want to say to me?
Sephiroth: Do you expect a yaoi confession?
Zack: Well no, but uhhh...
Sephiroth: I aint gay despite what people think! Im just Vain!! So What!? And it was fun while it lasted so lets die happy!
Palmer: not if we can help it!!!
Zack: What the hell?!
(Heideigger is piloting the highwind and Palmer is on deck)
Palmer: grab onto the ladder!!!
Zack: hey we're gonna live to tip another chocobo!!!!!
Sephiroth: Hey Zack grab onto the ladder first!
Zack: Oh yeah..
(They climb onto the Highwind)
Zack: What great timing guys.
Palmer: We were wondering we you were. We found some vomit and lots of beer on the floor and that could mean only one thing...
Sephiroth: We have to save the others!
Palmer: Ok!
Zack: They got a head start.
Palmer: I see em' lowering the ladder!
Zack: hey guys!!
(Meanwhile on the ground)
Cloud: What the?!
Cid: Hey thats my ship you $)%@)@!
Palmer: Hey?! Do you wanna die!
Cid: .....
Palmer: Thought so... now get on!!!
Cloud: Alright guys! Tifa first!!!
Elena: Hey I wana live!!!
Cloud: Well Tifa must live!
Tifa: Thank you Cloud!
Cloud: Grab on!
Tifa: Ok!
Cloud: Ok Tifa's on everyone else get on!
(Yuffie regains conciousness and vomits on Reno)
Reno: Oh man, forgot she had motion sickness!!
Rude: Thats disgusting man!
Yuffie:ughhhhhhhh
Cloud: Ok lets head back!!!
Palmer: ok heading to the party!!!
(lots of partying and stuff goes on in the night)
next Chapter Hangovers and Goodbyes
Sorry took me so long to update its been summer so I've been playing games got banned from games and TV so ill have plenty of time to write!!! And Im puttinh Midsummer on hold lost my script...
Poker Night Chp 7 Legend Of The Drunken Bastards
Hojo: So How has it been since I was gone?
Cloud: Same old same old.
Hojo: Then why is the Shinra naked?
Rufus: We were playing strip poker.
Reno: And let's just say it got a little crazy...
Hojo: And it's about to get even more crazy
Cloud: Why?
Hojo: I brought some SAINT ANKY'S BEER!!!
Reno: How much?
Hojo: 100 KEGS!!!!
Reno: YES! I LOVE SAINT ANKY'S!!!!!
All: SWEET!!!
Hojo: Let's party till' the sun goes down and comes back up!!!!
All: YEAH!!!!
Reno: Hey, pass out the beer GODDAMNIT!!
Hojo: Ok, hold yer damned horses!
(Hojo passes out the beer 5 kegs per person)
Yuffie: I've never drank before.
Tifa: Me too.
Reno: Well it's illegal at your age but screw that!
All: YEAH!
Tseng: Ok Reno you've finished 2 kegs already
Reno: Oh but I have plenty I can steal someones!
Tseng: No one's even started drinking yet!
Reno: oooh my stomach hurts
(eveyone starts to drink)
Tifa: ugh.....
Yuffie: Ewwww this stuff is bad!
Vincent: best alchohol I ever had...
Cid: You've drank before?
Vincent: I was once in the Turks of course I drink..
Elena: I don't want any it's icky!
Rude: I don't care what you want! Drink the goddamn beer!!
Elena: NO!
Rude: That's it bitch!
Elena: Ahhhhhh!!
(Reno holds Elena's mouth open while Rude pours a keg down her throat)
Elena: ooooooooohhhhh.....ughh......
Reno: Yes, the alchohol is taking effect...
Rude: Indeed..
Elena: You dirty bastards! I'm Drunk NOW!!!
Reno: Soooo?
Elena: I'm Gonna kick your ass!!!
Reno: Uh oh
Rude: Oh shit....
(Elena kicks them both in the balls)
Cid: Oh my god!
Vincent: She didn't...
(Reno and Rude faint)
Elena: Oh yes I did!
Cloud: Never violate a man like that!
Red XIII: yeah let's kick her----
Barret: What the hell?!
Red XIII: I have kids I can't cuss
Barret: Damn wuss, I cuss all the time in front of Marlene, and look how she turned out.
Marlene: Daddy what does bitch mean?
Barret: A female dog, or a sleezy hoe.
Red XIII: See what I'm sayin'
Barret: No...
(everyone anme falls)
Red XIII: Giant Summon materia in the sky! Help this poor man!
Barret: Whatever....
(Squalls pops out of nowhere)
Squall: Hey that's my copyright (holds up a document)
Barret: Oh sorry man, here's the fine of 5$
Squall: Thank you!
Barret: I'll never do that ever again.
Squall: Good to hear, and you Skaterr Gnome are an ingenius writer!
Skaterr Gnome: Thank you, well Squall good day!
Squall:You too, and by the way any chance of you writing a fic about me?
Skaterr Gnome: We'll see, we'll see...
Squall: Ok seeya
Skaterr Gnome: L8ters
(Squall poofs)
Cloud: Who the hell was that?
Skaterr Gnome: .........................
Rude: Hey that's my trademark!
Skaterr Gnome: Shut Up, this is MY fic, and I can do what I want in MY FIC! K?
Rude: K
(Skaterr Gnome Poofs)
Rude: I hate him....
Cloud: Anyway....Elena you kicked two men in the balls now you shall pay!!!
Vincent: ATTACK!!!!
(Elena is beat down)
Zack: Hey Seph let's go tip some chocobos
Sephiroth: Sure, hey Aeris wanna come?
Aeris: Sure!
(Rufus come out of nowhere still naked)
Rufus: WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!
All: ?!
Rufus: We're going to the quad, through the gymnasium!
All: ?!
Rufus: Woohoo!!!!
Hojo: Should have never given him a drop...
Tifa: Hey guys is it just me or is it a little cold in here?
(Rufus looks down)
Rufus: WAAAAA!!!!!!!
Tifa: (snicker,snicker)
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(Rufus comes back in clothing)
Rufus: OK WE'RE GOING CHOCOBO TIPPING!!!
All: HELL YES!!!!
(Somewhere in a chocobo field somewhere on the planet)
Zack: Tipping chocobo's while your drunk is cool...
Sephiroth: Dude, you said it....... hey Aeris you ok?!
(Aeris is flashing off the chocobos)
Aeris: hell ya im fine!
Cloud:then why did you just cuss?!
Aeris: its a free country spikey ass!!
Cloud: Barret see what you did?!
Barret: Im so proud....
Reno: So where's all the chocobos?
Tseng: Probably sleeping...
Rude: Whoa there goes herd over there....
Zack: C'mon then lets give em hell!!
Sephiroth: yeah!
(Zack and Sephiroth run foward)
Rufus: Your gonna cause a stampede!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng: We'd better run.
Reno:Yuffie passed out though..
Tseng: You better carry her!!
WARK!!!!!!!
Zack: Holy $#!@ run for your lives!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Chocobo Stampede: WARK!!! WARK!!! WAARRRKKK!!!!!!!
Cloud: Dude what the hell! I dont wanna die!!!! Everyone run!!!
Reno: Wow Yuffie's light!!!
Tseng: Just run!!!
(Zack And Sephiroth are running like there pants are on fire)
Zack: Sephiroth, since we're about to get trampled to death you have anything you want to say to me?
Sephiroth: Do you expect a yaoi confession?
Zack: Well no, but uhhh...
Sephiroth: I aint gay despite what people think! Im just Vain!! So What!? And it was fun while it lasted so lets die happy!
Palmer: not if we can help it!!!
Zack: What the hell?!
(Heideigger is piloting the highwind and Palmer is on deck)
Palmer: grab onto the ladder!!!
Zack: hey we're gonna live to tip another chocobo!!!!!
Sephiroth: Hey Zack grab onto the ladder first!
Zack: Oh yeah..
(They climb onto the Highwind)
Zack: What great timing guys.
Palmer: We were wondering we you were. We found some vomit and lots of beer on the floor and that could mean only one thing...
Sephiroth: We have to save the others!
Palmer: Ok!
Zack: They got a head start.
Palmer: I see em' lowering the ladder!
Zack: hey guys!!
(Meanwhile on the ground)
Cloud: What the?!
Cid: Hey thats my ship you $)%@)@!
Palmer: Hey?! Do you wanna die!
Cid: .....
Palmer: Thought so... now get on!!!
Cloud: Alright guys! Tifa first!!!
Elena: Hey I wana live!!!
Cloud: Well Tifa must live!
Tifa: Thank you Cloud!
Cloud: Grab on!
Tifa: Ok!
Cloud: Ok Tifa's on everyone else get on!
(Yuffie regains conciousness and vomits on Reno)
Reno: Oh man, forgot she had motion sickness!!
Rude: Thats disgusting man!
Yuffie:ughhhhhhhh
Cloud: Ok lets head back!!!
Palmer: ok heading to the party!!!
(lots of partying and stuff goes on in the night)
next Chapter Hangovers and Goodbyes
Sorry took me so long to update its been summer so I've been playing games got banned from games and TV so ill have plenty of time to write!!! And Im puttinh Midsummer on hold lost my script...