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Poker Night Chapter 8 Hangovers and Goodbyes
(Cloud wakes up in his bed with an arm draped over his side)
Cloud: What the hell happened last night?
Cloud: Its all so fuzzy.....
Flashback....
Rufus: Ok now we're really going streaking!!!!!
All: WOOO!!!!
Reno: Dont forget the beer!!
Later......
Reno: We're gonna party like Meteor's crashing down!!!!
All: Wooooooo!!!
Rufus: STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Dude, I SeE PrEtTy CoLoRs........ weeeeee....
(Rufus is running round streakin)
Vincent: Cover that up!!
(Vincent fire a tranquilizer at Rufus)
Rufus: Whoa..
Vincent: Dude, You just took a ****ing dart in your neck!
Rufus: (In slowmo) Your crazy man, your crazy!
(Rufus Stumbles a little and falls into Lifestream)
Rufus: Am I in Heaven?! Tifa!...........
(Rufus kisses Tifa)
In reality...
Vincent: Dude, he ****ing kissed me!!
(he shoots Rufus again)
Rufus: oooooooooohh......
Hojo: hey you don't look so good...
Vincent: Serves him ****ing right!
Cid: So what now?!
Reno: There's a rave going on in Junon.
Elena: lets go!!
(In Junon)
Crazy Person: Dude have a drink!!
Cloud: I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't drink tonight.
Crazy Man: And?
Crazy Man: Oh nevermind Rufus ain't got anything to do maybe he'll want one!
Yuffie: Cid your riding the white pony!
Cid: It isnt illegal
Rufus: WE"RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: YEAH!!
Whooosh............
Back to reality..
Cloud: I wonder who's arm this is?
(Someone starting talking in their sleep)
Tifa: Come on Cloud! One more shot won't hurt...... num num...
Cloud: Oh man!
(Cloud gets dressed and wakes everyone up)
Cloud: Good morning!
Reno: Dude my head hurts....
Rufus: my neck is frickin' swollen man.
Yuffie: my esophaugas is burning!!!
Aeris: Im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
All: What the?!
Zack: I wonder who is responsible.....
(Zack elbows Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: I didn't mean to!!!
Cloud: I have a confession too.....
Cid: We already know you banged Tifa! We knew it would happen for a while but you were such a dumbass...
Barret: All it took was a whole lot of beer and a nice bed!
Cloud: ok everyone go home!
Vincent: that was a cool party we need to do it again real soon...
Zack: yeah man that was cool!
Rude: I'm never talking again....
Reno: Aww come on Rude..
Rude: ....................
Reno: it was worth a try
Cloud: ok seeya guys again real soon!
Somewhere in the United States...
Skaterr Gnome: Poor unknowing fools! they don't know how soon!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAH
Skaterr: Why are you still here roll credits! *******************************
Sorry but there is no sequel but i am starting a new story with my three loves! Anime! Video Games! And DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you all enjoyed this story blah blah blah!!!!
Poker Night Chapter 8 Hangovers and Goodbyes
(Cloud wakes up in his bed with an arm draped over his side)
Cloud: What the hell happened last night?
Cloud: Its all so fuzzy.....
Flashback....
Rufus: Ok now we're really going streaking!!!!!
All: WOOO!!!!
Reno: Dont forget the beer!!
Later......
Reno: We're gonna party like Meteor's crashing down!!!!
All: Wooooooo!!!
Rufus: STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Dude, I SeE PrEtTy CoLoRs........ weeeeee....
(Rufus is running round streakin)
Vincent: Cover that up!!
(Vincent fire a tranquilizer at Rufus)
Rufus: Whoa..
Vincent: Dude, You just took a ****ing dart in your neck!
Rufus: (In slowmo) Your crazy man, your crazy!
(Rufus Stumbles a little and falls into Lifestream)
Rufus: Am I in Heaven?! Tifa!...........
(Rufus kisses Tifa)
In reality...
Vincent: Dude, he ****ing kissed me!!
(he shoots Rufus again)
Rufus: oooooooooohh......
Hojo: hey you don't look so good...
Vincent: Serves him ****ing right!
Cid: So what now?!
Reno: There's a rave going on in Junon.
Elena: lets go!!
(In Junon)
Crazy Person: Dude have a drink!!
Cloud: I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't drink tonight.
Crazy Man: And?
Crazy Man: Oh nevermind Rufus ain't got anything to do maybe he'll want one!
Yuffie: Cid your riding the white pony!
Cid: It isnt illegal
Rufus: WE"RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: YEAH!!
Whooosh............
Back to reality..
Cloud: I wonder who's arm this is?
(Someone starting talking in their sleep)
Tifa: Come on Cloud! One more shot won't hurt...... num num...
Cloud: Oh man!
(Cloud gets dressed and wakes everyone up)
Cloud: Good morning!
Reno: Dude my head hurts....
Rufus: my neck is frickin' swollen man.
Yuffie: my esophaugas is burning!!!
Aeris: Im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
All: What the?!
Zack: I wonder who is responsible.....
(Zack elbows Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: I didn't mean to!!!
Cloud: I have a confession too.....
Cid: We already know you banged Tifa! We knew it would happen for a while but you were such a dumbass...
Barret: All it took was a whole lot of beer and a nice bed!
Cloud: ok everyone go home!
Vincent: that was a cool party we need to do it again real soon...
Zack: yeah man that was cool!
Rude: I'm never talking again....
Reno: Aww come on Rude..
Rude: ....................
Reno: it was worth a try
Cloud: ok seeya guys again real soon!
Somewhere in the United States...
Skaterr Gnome: Poor unknowing fools! they don't know how soon!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAH
Skaterr: Why are you still here roll credits! *******************************
Sorry but there is no sequel but i am starting a new story with my three loves! Anime! Video Games! And DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you all enjoyed this story blah blah blah!!!!