Author's note: I do not own pokemon, or any other characters that I have
not created myself…yadda yadda yadda. Well, seems like I had too much sugar
again, and here I am! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon episode 2
A short, silly fan-fic by Lccorp2 ^_^.
Narrator (me that is): Picture in your mind the pokemon world.
Narrator: Now focus on a place above Jhoto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: Now focus on a new-looking, medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!! ^_^
(Camera moves in into the igloo. We see Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Espeon sitting down on Jolteon's couch watching Mewtwo's documentaries on TV [not mine, Vicious Mewtwo's! ^_^] We hear the sounds of a blizzard howling outside).
Vaporeon: Pass the popcorn, Jolt.
Jolteon: Whatever. (Passes the bowl to her. A knock is heard at the door.)
Jolteon: Flareon?
Flareon: (drinking gasoline) What?
Jolteon: Go get the door, will ya?
Flareon: (grumbles) 'k.
(Flareon opens the door. Umbreon is standing outside.)
Flareon: Oh, it's you. Come on in.
(Umbreon walks in and plops down in an armchair.)
Umbreon: Boy, it's cold outside today.
Espeon: (rolls his eyes.) Tell us about it. Even Flareon came here because of the cold.
Umbreon: (to Flareon) didn't you just buy a gas heater?
Flareon: Yea.
Umbreon: Then?
Flareon: (starting to slur) Drank all the gas.
Umbreon: then what's that you're drinking? -_-;
Flareon: Jolteon's gas. (Suddenly has this 0_o look on his face)
Vaporeon: Espeon, could you take Flareon out for a bit? I think he's getting a hydrocarbon rush.
(Espeon shrugs, closes his eyes and concentrates for a bit. Flareon is firmly pushed out of the igloo. Shortly after, insane screaming is heard from outside.)
Umbreon: Is that guy ok?
Jolteon: Just let him work off the hydrocarbon rush, and he'll be fine.
(The door opens again. Flareon comes in.)
Vaporeon: Hydrocarbon rush ended?
Flareon: (slurring) sorta.
Espeon: good.
(Another knock is heard at the door.)
Jolteon: Flareon, go get it.
Flareon: (unhappily) why me? _
Jolteon: For the simple reason that I am the only source of electricity for about 250 miles and if I let go of the TV cable it cannot operate.
(Vaporeon giggles)
Flareon: (reluctantly) ok.
(Flareon opens the door. A salesman is standing outside.)
Salesman: Good afternoon sir, may I interest you in buying "Tracey's sketchbook for losers?" (Not mine again, Vicious Mewtwo's! ^_^)
Espeon: Shut the door Flareon, the cold's coming in!
Flareon: (angrily)(to salesman) F*** OFF (censored)! (Slams the door)
Jolteon: seems like no place is safe from these freaks nowadays. (Sighs)
Flareon: Yea. (Takes swig from gas can)
(Another knock is heard at the door.)
Umbreon: (taking pity on Flareon) I'll get it.
(Umbreon opens the door to reveal Mew and Mewtwo.)
Vaporeon: (excitedly) OOOOHH!!!! CELEBRITIES!!!!!
Mewtwo: (to Mew) we are celebrities?
Jolteon: Duh. (Points at TV screen)
Mew: So that was why you were away so often. (Kisses Mewtwo)
(Mewtwo blushes)
Jolteon: So, what brings you two to my humble abode?
Mewtwo: Well, it's a bit of a long story. You see, Mew and I were flying on Pidgeot Airlines from Blackthorn to Cerulean when some pikachu wearing a turban went screaming, "JIHAD! JIHAD!" and zapped the pidgeot we were on and crashed it into the sea. We saw your igloo and decided to come.
Espeon: (sighs) terrorists.
Jolteon: well, what can we do for you?
Mewtwo: Well, is there any airport here?
Mew: I'm hungry.
Umbreon: well, there's a pokemart bout 15 miles south of here. They get their supplies by pidgeot airdrop once every four days. Suppose you could hitch a ride back.
Mew: 15 miles?!!?!?! I'm gonna die of starvation!!! _
Mewtwo: Yea. Got anything we could eat?
Flareon: (slurring) nah. We go fishing when we're hungry. (Chugs down the remaining contents of gas can.)
Umbreon: sorry. We just finished our bowl of popcorn. (Holds up empty bowl)
(Mew starts crying)
Mew: boohoo. ;_;
Vaporeon: well, there is a quicker way to the pokemart. They do sell popcorn and candy there.
Mewtwo: what?
Vaporeon: Get Espie here to teleport you there. He can do things in a twenty-mile radius.
Espeon: (Grins evilly) Five hundred pokebucks up front first. (Holds out paw)
Vaporeon: ESPEON!!
Mewtwo: whatever. Anything for mewwie. (Gets out wallet and fishes out 500 pokebucks, then goes to comfort Mew.)
Flareon: (slurs) pick up some gas for me while you're there (holds out 200 pokebucks and takes another swig from gas can.)
Espeon: whatever. (Takes the money, closes his eyes and concentrates. There is a brief flash of light and Espeon, Mewtwo and Mew are gone.)
Jolteon: (sighs) what now?
Vaporeon: keep watching TV I guess.
(Suddenly, the picture on the TV screen changes. Pikachu sandact6 appears on the TV screen.)
Pikachu Sandact6: (laughing evilly) I am god. Worship me, mortals. Oh wait; here's e-mail for me. (Reads out e-mail) I simply loooovvveee your story "Were-pokism" on fanfiction.net for the love of god and everything holy write more!!!
Jolteon: why have I got the feeling I have seen this character before?
(Umbreon shrugs)
(Pikachu sandact6 disappears from the TV screen and Mewtwo's documentaries are once more on TV.)
Flareon: what was that? (Attempts to take a swig from gas can, only to find it empty.)
Vaporeon: oh no! Jolteon and Umbreon, sit on Flareon and pin him down until Espeon gets back!
(Jolteon and Umbreon do so)
Flareon: (in a trance and thrashing about wildly) Gas! I must have…GAS!!!
(There is a pop, and Espeon is back)
Espeon: what's going on?
Vaporeon: (angrily) Aren't you supposed to have psychic powers? Gimme that can! (Snatches gas from Espeon and pours it into Flareon's mouth)
Flareon: AAAAaaaaahhhhhh……
Espeon: guess it's not very early now. Come on guys, I'll give you a lift home. (Concentrates for a moment. Espeon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Umbreon vanish in a burst of light.)
Jolteon: (to self) oh well. At least that freak didn't melt my igloo this time.
Narrator: and so ends another silly, pointless day in our heroes' lives! ^_^
Like this story? Hope you do and see you next time!!! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon episode 2
A short, silly fan-fic by Lccorp2 ^_^.
Narrator (me that is): Picture in your mind the pokemon world.
Narrator: Now focus on a place above Jhoto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: Now focus on a new-looking, medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!! ^_^
(Camera moves in into the igloo. We see Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Espeon sitting down on Jolteon's couch watching Mewtwo's documentaries on TV [not mine, Vicious Mewtwo's! ^_^] We hear the sounds of a blizzard howling outside).
Vaporeon: Pass the popcorn, Jolt.
Jolteon: Whatever. (Passes the bowl to her. A knock is heard at the door.)
Jolteon: Flareon?
Flareon: (drinking gasoline) What?
Jolteon: Go get the door, will ya?
Flareon: (grumbles) 'k.
(Flareon opens the door. Umbreon is standing outside.)
Flareon: Oh, it's you. Come on in.
(Umbreon walks in and plops down in an armchair.)
Umbreon: Boy, it's cold outside today.
Espeon: (rolls his eyes.) Tell us about it. Even Flareon came here because of the cold.
Umbreon: (to Flareon) didn't you just buy a gas heater?
Flareon: Yea.
Umbreon: Then?
Flareon: (starting to slur) Drank all the gas.
Umbreon: then what's that you're drinking? -_-;
Flareon: Jolteon's gas. (Suddenly has this 0_o look on his face)
Vaporeon: Espeon, could you take Flareon out for a bit? I think he's getting a hydrocarbon rush.
(Espeon shrugs, closes his eyes and concentrates for a bit. Flareon is firmly pushed out of the igloo. Shortly after, insane screaming is heard from outside.)
Umbreon: Is that guy ok?
Jolteon: Just let him work off the hydrocarbon rush, and he'll be fine.
(The door opens again. Flareon comes in.)
Vaporeon: Hydrocarbon rush ended?
Flareon: (slurring) sorta.
Espeon: good.
(Another knock is heard at the door.)
Jolteon: Flareon, go get it.
Flareon: (unhappily) why me? _
Jolteon: For the simple reason that I am the only source of electricity for about 250 miles and if I let go of the TV cable it cannot operate.
(Vaporeon giggles)
Flareon: (reluctantly) ok.
(Flareon opens the door. A salesman is standing outside.)
Salesman: Good afternoon sir, may I interest you in buying "Tracey's sketchbook for losers?" (Not mine again, Vicious Mewtwo's! ^_^)
Espeon: Shut the door Flareon, the cold's coming in!
Flareon: (angrily)(to salesman) F*** OFF (censored)! (Slams the door)
Jolteon: seems like no place is safe from these freaks nowadays. (Sighs)
Flareon: Yea. (Takes swig from gas can)
(Another knock is heard at the door.)
Umbreon: (taking pity on Flareon) I'll get it.
(Umbreon opens the door to reveal Mew and Mewtwo.)
Vaporeon: (excitedly) OOOOHH!!!! CELEBRITIES!!!!!
Mewtwo: (to Mew) we are celebrities?
Jolteon: Duh. (Points at TV screen)
Mew: So that was why you were away so often. (Kisses Mewtwo)
(Mewtwo blushes)
Jolteon: So, what brings you two to my humble abode?
Mewtwo: Well, it's a bit of a long story. You see, Mew and I were flying on Pidgeot Airlines from Blackthorn to Cerulean when some pikachu wearing a turban went screaming, "JIHAD! JIHAD!" and zapped the pidgeot we were on and crashed it into the sea. We saw your igloo and decided to come.
Espeon: (sighs) terrorists.
Jolteon: well, what can we do for you?
Mewtwo: Well, is there any airport here?
Mew: I'm hungry.
Umbreon: well, there's a pokemart bout 15 miles south of here. They get their supplies by pidgeot airdrop once every four days. Suppose you could hitch a ride back.
Mew: 15 miles?!!?!?! I'm gonna die of starvation!!! _
Mewtwo: Yea. Got anything we could eat?
Flareon: (slurring) nah. We go fishing when we're hungry. (Chugs down the remaining contents of gas can.)
Umbreon: sorry. We just finished our bowl of popcorn. (Holds up empty bowl)
(Mew starts crying)
Mew: boohoo. ;_;
Vaporeon: well, there is a quicker way to the pokemart. They do sell popcorn and candy there.
Mewtwo: what?
Vaporeon: Get Espie here to teleport you there. He can do things in a twenty-mile radius.
Espeon: (Grins evilly) Five hundred pokebucks up front first. (Holds out paw)
Vaporeon: ESPEON!!
Mewtwo: whatever. Anything for mewwie. (Gets out wallet and fishes out 500 pokebucks, then goes to comfort Mew.)
Flareon: (slurs) pick up some gas for me while you're there (holds out 200 pokebucks and takes another swig from gas can.)
Espeon: whatever. (Takes the money, closes his eyes and concentrates. There is a brief flash of light and Espeon, Mewtwo and Mew are gone.)
Jolteon: (sighs) what now?
Vaporeon: keep watching TV I guess.
(Suddenly, the picture on the TV screen changes. Pikachu sandact6 appears on the TV screen.)
Pikachu Sandact6: (laughing evilly) I am god. Worship me, mortals. Oh wait; here's e-mail for me. (Reads out e-mail) I simply loooovvveee your story "Were-pokism" on fanfiction.net for the love of god and everything holy write more!!!
Jolteon: why have I got the feeling I have seen this character before?
(Umbreon shrugs)
(Pikachu sandact6 disappears from the TV screen and Mewtwo's documentaries are once more on TV.)
Flareon: what was that? (Attempts to take a swig from gas can, only to find it empty.)
Vaporeon: oh no! Jolteon and Umbreon, sit on Flareon and pin him down until Espeon gets back!
(Jolteon and Umbreon do so)
Flareon: (in a trance and thrashing about wildly) Gas! I must have…GAS!!!
(There is a pop, and Espeon is back)
Espeon: what's going on?
Vaporeon: (angrily) Aren't you supposed to have psychic powers? Gimme that can! (Snatches gas from Espeon and pours it into Flareon's mouth)
Flareon: AAAAaaaaahhhhhh……
Espeon: guess it's not very early now. Come on guys, I'll give you a lift home. (Concentrates for a moment. Espeon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Umbreon vanish in a burst of light.)
Jolteon: (to self) oh well. At least that freak didn't melt my igloo this time.
Narrator: and so ends another silly, pointless day in our heroes' lives! ^_^
Like this story? Hope you do and see you next time!!! ^_^