Author's note: I don't own pokemon….so there! Nor do I own any other
characters I made up myself or whatnot. Ok? Now let's get started with the
story! ^_^ if anyone is reading this from my word processor…. GO AWAY! _
Eskimo Jolteon Episode three
A short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Jhoto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera moves in towards igloo. We see Jolteon inside having breakfast. He is pouring milk onto his poke pops and sipping at his coffee when there is a knock at the door.)
Articuno: Mail's here! (She flies off)
Jolteon: wsflg? (He hasn't had much coffee yet.)
(Jolteon opens the door, picks up the mail and walks back in)
Jolteon: (still sipping at coffee) bill…bill…flame…flame…letter from Aunt Edna asking why I still live here….parcel?
(Jolteon shrugs and puts the parcel to one side, then continues having breakfast.)
(There is a knock on the door)
Jolteon: come in!
(Vaporeon enters)
Vaporeon: Hiya Joltie! ^_^
Jolteon: Isn't it a bit early to start house-calling? (Continues eating) -_-
Vaporeon: NO!! And I see you have mail!! ^_^ (Rips open parcel)
Jolteon; (sleepily) Yea….
Vaporeon: OH!!! There's a letter inside!! From Mewtwo!
Jolteon: (now awake) huh?
Vaporeon: (Reading aloud) Dear Mr. Jolteon, thank you for helping mewwie and me when our Pidgeot had crashed. I assure you that we are safe and happy in Unknown Dungeon and that as a token of appreciation I would like to invite you and your gang to my buddy Lugia's holiday resort in Whirl Islands, all expenses paid. Just show him the enclosed ticket. Thank you.
Jolteon: 0_o
Vaporeon: (happily) OH!!!! NOW WE GET TO GO ON A HOLIDAY!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!! ^_^ (Rushes off in a cloud of dust)
Narrator: and so our heroes went off to pack their stuff for their holiday in the Whirl Islands.
(One day later. Our gang of Five is at the Ice Cave airport with their luggage.)
Jolteon: what do you mean, there aren't any more seats on any more flights to Whirl Islands? -_-;
Receptionist: Well, all our Pidgeots are booked full. Whirl Islands is a very popular getaway spot at this time of year.
Espeon: I knew this would happen.
Vaporeon: Where's Flareon and Umbreon?
Espeon: They went off to buy some Duty-free stuff. (Thinks to himself) Cheapoes.
(Espeon concentrates very hard and finally gets to read the receptionist's mind. He then goes over and whispers into Jolteon's ear.)
Espeon: (whispering) She's lying. Ask for Pidgeot no 341, seats E-7 to E- 11.
(Jolteon does so. The receptionist blushes.)
Receptionist: How'd you know I was lying?
Jolteon: (mysteriously) I have inside connections. Can we get our tickets now?
Receptionist: (pulls out five tickets) here. I'm sorry, but this no-seats thing is a real old tradition in the transport business.
Jolteon: (shrugs) whatever.
(Umbreon and Flareon return holding gigantic bags of stuff. Flareon is drinking Gasoline as usual.)
Vaporeon: Finally you're back! Our flight leaves in 15 minutes!
Flareon: (still chugging from Gas can) sorry, but Umbreon saw a bunch of TMs he wanted to buy.
Receptionist: No flammable items allowed on Pidgeots. Please finish your Gas before boarding.
Flareon: AWWW… _
Receptionist: we do serve berry juice though.
Jolteon: Well, we have to go check in our luggage and board our Pidgeot. Sorry, Flareon, but it seems like you'll have to go five hours without gas.
(Flareon groans)
Narrator: and so our heroes went to check in their luggage and board their plane.
(One hour later. Our heroes are on their Pidgeot.)
Jolteon: Aahhh… this is so relaxing.
Vaporeon: (in the seat next to him) you said it.
PA system: And for lunch, we have a choice of either a Magikarp or Miltank meal. Our friendly flight attendants will be going round shortly to serve you.
(A flight attendant comes round with a trolley)
Flight attendant: would you like Magikarp or Miltank?
Jolteon: Magikarp.
Vaporeon: me too.
Flight attendant: and would you like a drink with that?
Jolteon: berry juice.
Vaporeon: lemonade.
(The flight attendant hands them their meals and leaves. Jolteon raises the plastic cup of berry juice to his mouth.)
Espeon: (from the seat behind him) NOOO!! JOLTEON!! DON'T…
(The Pidgeot suddenly shakes violently. Jolteon spills his berry juice all over himself.)
Espeon: (finishing the sentence) pick that up. (Sighs)(Mutters to self) I wonder why is it I always foresee things too late to prevent them from happening?
PA system: I'm sorry, but we seem to have run into a bit on air turbulence.
Jolteon: now then they tell me. _
(Vaporeon giggles)
Vaporeon: Aw, cheer up! ^_^
(Jolteon sighs, and tries to clean himself up. Suddenly, a Pikachu wearing a turban springs out from behind one of the seats.)
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pi chu pikachu! (I am the great Osama Bin Pika! Die, infidels! I shall go hijack this pidgeot and crash it into the Goldenrod City mall! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
Espeon: It's Osama Bin Pika! Get him! (Uses disable on Osama Bin Pika)
(All the passengers, flight attendants and our gang of five gang up on the frozen Osama Bin Pika and pummel him with makeshift weapons)
Osama Bin Pika: Pika pika chu chu! PIKA!! (Oh great Allah please save my Balls! AAHHH!!)
(Vaporeon takes the fork she was eating with and stabs Osama Bin Pika's balls with it, then throws Osama Bin Pika out of the plane, where it hit the ground and turned into a nice crimson stain somewhere on one of the routes)
Jolteon: finally, we can try relaxing… (Yawns)
(Four and a half hours later, our heroes have finally landed at Whirl Islands airport. They have collected their luggage.)
Umbreon: Hey, where's my big bag of TMs?
Espeon: (closes his eyes and concentrates for a bit) Somewhere on Mt. Silver I believe.
Umbreon: is that a joke?
Espeon: no.
Umbreon: my money… ;_;
Jolteon: aw, come on. We still gotta get to the resort.
Narrator: and so our heroes went to find the resort…
(Half an hour later. Our heroes are at the Whirl Islands Resort Check in counter.)
Lugia: Hi, I'm Lugia, the manager of Whirl Islands, and what can I do for you five?
Flareon: umm…we've come for a cave.
Lugia: (Happily) oh! Well the standard rate for a deluxe room is 600 pokebucks a day…
Jolteon: umm…that wasn't what he meant. (Shows Lugia Mewtwo's letter)
Lugia: no wonder that guy sent me all that money… _ (hands Jolteon a key) ok, cave no 316. Meals will be served at 9, 1, and 6 'o' clock every day.
Flareon: (drinking gas yet again) well gang, seems like we gotta go unpack our stuff.
(Our gang of five head off in the direction of their cave)
Umbreon: I wonder why that guy is so silvery colored.
Vaporeon: (angrily) Come on! You know we can't control our color!
Narrator: and so our heroes have come to the resort. What will happen to them?! Meanwhile…
(Camera zooms back to Lugia.)
Lugia: (crazily) AHAHAAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHUHUHUHUHUHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEACH!!! BLEACH!!! BLEACH!!! (Takes bottle from behind counter and gulps down contents.) YUMMY!!!! CHLORINATED BLEACH!!!!!! (Laughs insanely again) AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! BLEACH!!! MORE BLEACH!!!!! (Takes many bottles from under the counter and drinks the contents of all of them) HAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How'd ya like this silly story? Stay tuned to find out what happens to our heroes at the resort!!! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode three
A short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Jhoto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera moves in towards igloo. We see Jolteon inside having breakfast. He is pouring milk onto his poke pops and sipping at his coffee when there is a knock at the door.)
Articuno: Mail's here! (She flies off)
Jolteon: wsflg? (He hasn't had much coffee yet.)
(Jolteon opens the door, picks up the mail and walks back in)
Jolteon: (still sipping at coffee) bill…bill…flame…flame…letter from Aunt Edna asking why I still live here….parcel?
(Jolteon shrugs and puts the parcel to one side, then continues having breakfast.)
(There is a knock on the door)
Jolteon: come in!
(Vaporeon enters)
Vaporeon: Hiya Joltie! ^_^
Jolteon: Isn't it a bit early to start house-calling? (Continues eating) -_-
Vaporeon: NO!! And I see you have mail!! ^_^ (Rips open parcel)
Jolteon; (sleepily) Yea….
Vaporeon: OH!!! There's a letter inside!! From Mewtwo!
Jolteon: (now awake) huh?
Vaporeon: (Reading aloud) Dear Mr. Jolteon, thank you for helping mewwie and me when our Pidgeot had crashed. I assure you that we are safe and happy in Unknown Dungeon and that as a token of appreciation I would like to invite you and your gang to my buddy Lugia's holiday resort in Whirl Islands, all expenses paid. Just show him the enclosed ticket. Thank you.
Jolteon: 0_o
Vaporeon: (happily) OH!!!! NOW WE GET TO GO ON A HOLIDAY!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!! ^_^ (Rushes off in a cloud of dust)
Narrator: and so our heroes went off to pack their stuff for their holiday in the Whirl Islands.
(One day later. Our gang of Five is at the Ice Cave airport with their luggage.)
Jolteon: what do you mean, there aren't any more seats on any more flights to Whirl Islands? -_-;
Receptionist: Well, all our Pidgeots are booked full. Whirl Islands is a very popular getaway spot at this time of year.
Espeon: I knew this would happen.
Vaporeon: Where's Flareon and Umbreon?
Espeon: They went off to buy some Duty-free stuff. (Thinks to himself) Cheapoes.
(Espeon concentrates very hard and finally gets to read the receptionist's mind. He then goes over and whispers into Jolteon's ear.)
Espeon: (whispering) She's lying. Ask for Pidgeot no 341, seats E-7 to E- 11.
(Jolteon does so. The receptionist blushes.)
Receptionist: How'd you know I was lying?
Jolteon: (mysteriously) I have inside connections. Can we get our tickets now?
Receptionist: (pulls out five tickets) here. I'm sorry, but this no-seats thing is a real old tradition in the transport business.
Jolteon: (shrugs) whatever.
(Umbreon and Flareon return holding gigantic bags of stuff. Flareon is drinking Gasoline as usual.)
Vaporeon: Finally you're back! Our flight leaves in 15 minutes!
Flareon: (still chugging from Gas can) sorry, but Umbreon saw a bunch of TMs he wanted to buy.
Receptionist: No flammable items allowed on Pidgeots. Please finish your Gas before boarding.
Flareon: AWWW… _
Receptionist: we do serve berry juice though.
Jolteon: Well, we have to go check in our luggage and board our Pidgeot. Sorry, Flareon, but it seems like you'll have to go five hours without gas.
(Flareon groans)
Narrator: and so our heroes went to check in their luggage and board their plane.
(One hour later. Our heroes are on their Pidgeot.)
Jolteon: Aahhh… this is so relaxing.
Vaporeon: (in the seat next to him) you said it.
PA system: And for lunch, we have a choice of either a Magikarp or Miltank meal. Our friendly flight attendants will be going round shortly to serve you.
(A flight attendant comes round with a trolley)
Flight attendant: would you like Magikarp or Miltank?
Jolteon: Magikarp.
Vaporeon: me too.
Flight attendant: and would you like a drink with that?
Jolteon: berry juice.
Vaporeon: lemonade.
(The flight attendant hands them their meals and leaves. Jolteon raises the plastic cup of berry juice to his mouth.)
Espeon: (from the seat behind him) NOOO!! JOLTEON!! DON'T…
(The Pidgeot suddenly shakes violently. Jolteon spills his berry juice all over himself.)
Espeon: (finishing the sentence) pick that up. (Sighs)(Mutters to self) I wonder why is it I always foresee things too late to prevent them from happening?
PA system: I'm sorry, but we seem to have run into a bit on air turbulence.
Jolteon: now then they tell me. _
(Vaporeon giggles)
Vaporeon: Aw, cheer up! ^_^
(Jolteon sighs, and tries to clean himself up. Suddenly, a Pikachu wearing a turban springs out from behind one of the seats.)
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pi chu pikachu! (I am the great Osama Bin Pika! Die, infidels! I shall go hijack this pidgeot and crash it into the Goldenrod City mall! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
Espeon: It's Osama Bin Pika! Get him! (Uses disable on Osama Bin Pika)
(All the passengers, flight attendants and our gang of five gang up on the frozen Osama Bin Pika and pummel him with makeshift weapons)
Osama Bin Pika: Pika pika chu chu! PIKA!! (Oh great Allah please save my Balls! AAHHH!!)
(Vaporeon takes the fork she was eating with and stabs Osama Bin Pika's balls with it, then throws Osama Bin Pika out of the plane, where it hit the ground and turned into a nice crimson stain somewhere on one of the routes)
Jolteon: finally, we can try relaxing… (Yawns)
(Four and a half hours later, our heroes have finally landed at Whirl Islands airport. They have collected their luggage.)
Umbreon: Hey, where's my big bag of TMs?
Espeon: (closes his eyes and concentrates for a bit) Somewhere on Mt. Silver I believe.
Umbreon: is that a joke?
Espeon: no.
Umbreon: my money… ;_;
Jolteon: aw, come on. We still gotta get to the resort.
Narrator: and so our heroes went to find the resort…
(Half an hour later. Our heroes are at the Whirl Islands Resort Check in counter.)
Lugia: Hi, I'm Lugia, the manager of Whirl Islands, and what can I do for you five?
Flareon: umm…we've come for a cave.
Lugia: (Happily) oh! Well the standard rate for a deluxe room is 600 pokebucks a day…
Jolteon: umm…that wasn't what he meant. (Shows Lugia Mewtwo's letter)
Lugia: no wonder that guy sent me all that money… _ (hands Jolteon a key) ok, cave no 316. Meals will be served at 9, 1, and 6 'o' clock every day.
Flareon: (drinking gas yet again) well gang, seems like we gotta go unpack our stuff.
(Our gang of five head off in the direction of their cave)
Umbreon: I wonder why that guy is so silvery colored.
Vaporeon: (angrily) Come on! You know we can't control our color!
Narrator: and so our heroes have come to the resort. What will happen to them?! Meanwhile…
(Camera zooms back to Lugia.)
Lugia: (crazily) AHAHAAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHUHUHUHUHUHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEACH!!! BLEACH!!! BLEACH!!! (Takes bottle from behind counter and gulps down contents.) YUMMY!!!! CHLORINATED BLEACH!!!!!! (Laughs insanely again) AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! BLEACH!!! MORE BLEACH!!!!! (Takes many bottles from under the counter and drinks the contents of all of them) HAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How'd ya like this silly story? Stay tuned to find out what happens to our heroes at the resort!!! ^_^