Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any characters not created
by me. Ok? Seems like fanfiction.net has gone down for a week so this had
to wait to be posted up. Now let's get on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon episode 7:
A short, silly brain-dead fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a beach on one of four islands in the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on the beach. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon walking towards their cave.)
Jolteon: that walk on the beach was rather eventful.
Flareon: I agree.
(The three of them walk over to their deckchairs in front of their cave and plop down on them.)
Jolteon: aaahhh…this is the life.
Umbreon: whatever.
(Suddenly, a snorlax holding a bag of loot runs past and turns to the left. A few seconds later, Mullah Omar (the ex-leader of Afghanistan I believe) rides a bicycle past them and turns to the right. Officer Jenny comes running along later also.)
Officer Jenny: did you see a fat thief run past?
Flareon: (points to the right) yea, but you'll never catch him on foot.
Officer Jenny: thanks. (Runs in direction)
(Espeon comes out of the cave)
Espeon: (yawning) morning guys.
Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon: morning.
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: she left to get something to eat at the café.
Umbreon: which reminds me that I'm hungry.
Jolteon: so why not head there also?
All: HELL YEAH!
Narrator: and so our heroes left to get something to eat.
(Ten minutes later. We see our heroes walking towards the café when Brock comes in from outside the camera. He is holding a white cane.)
Jolteon: hey, look at that blind man.
Flareon: yea. I see him. What about him?
Jolteon: (Grins evilly) let's have some fun with him.
Umbreon: how?
Jolteon: I'm not sure how myself.
Espeon: I've got an idea. (Walks over to Brock)
Espeon: (to Brock) here, let me lead you across the road. (Takes Brock's hand)
Brock: thank you kind sir.
Jolteon: (to Flareon) what's he doing?
(Espeon leads Brock to the road. The time is 10:59)
Espeon: rush hour should be beginning about…NOW! (Pushes Brock onto the road)
Brock: AAAAAHHHH!!! (The road is suddenly filled with vehicles. Brock gets hit by a car, then by a van, and then is squashed underfoot by a multitude of 18-wheelers.)
Umbreon: oh look at the pretty red stain on the road. (Giggles and points)
Flareon: yeah. (Brock's head rolls over to him. He kicks it away, neatly landing it into a trash can full of cockroaches and flies.)
Brock's head: AAAAHHH!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!
Jolteon: GOAL!
Umbreon: he he he.
Flareon: ha ha ha.
Umbreon: nice one Espeon.
Espeon: my pleasure. (Grins)
Umbreon: I think I can do something else. (Walks over to the dustbin and fishes out Brock's head with a net. He then pours honey on it and sets it down on an anthill. The ants immediately swarm onto it.)
Brock's head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jolteon: good one Umbreon. (Cracks up)
Espeon: well we gotta go get some food. Let's leave this loser here.
Brock's head: AAAAHHHHH!!! NO!!! NO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
(They walk off)
(Five minutes later. They are in the café.)
Vaporeon: (from across the café) here guys!
(Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon walk over and sit down at the table.)
Vaporeon: I was waiting for you guys.
Jolteon: well now that we're here what do we eat?
Vaporeon: the second most expensive item I guess. (Points to something on the menu.)
Jolteon: (reading it) Pikachu soup with potatoes?
Flareon: I dunno. Guess I'll eat anything.
(Espeon calls over a Chansey Waitress)
Chansey waitress: and what would you like?
Espeon: whatever this is. (Points to the item.)
Chansey Waitress: ok, I'll be right back.
(Our heroes wait for a while. Sounds of screaming can be heard from the kitchen.)
Flareon: I wonder what's in that soup.
(The Chansey waitress comes back with a tray.)
Chansey waitress: enjoy your meal. (Walks off)
Umbreon: (staring at the yellow watery stuff) doesn't look too appetizing to me.
Vaporeon: (prodding something with her spoon) hey, there's a collar in my soup!
Espeon: (fishing it out and reading it) if this lovable pikachu is found, please return to Ash Ketchum, 49 Pallet Town. (Flings it away) stupid jokes people play nowadays.
Jolteon: oh well. Seems like we have to finish our soup. (Raises spoon)
(Twenty minutes later)
Vaporeon: (wiping mouth with tissue) that wasn't so bad.
Umbreon: it was a bit bitter on the edge though.
Jolteon: whatever. We gotta leave and do something else. (Rises from table and walks off. Our other heroes do the same.)
(Ten minutes later. Our heroes are walking back to their cave.)
Vaporeon: oh look! What's that doing there? (Points in a direction.)
(The camera moves and we see a skull neatly placed on top of an anthill.)
Vaporeon: I wonder what's that skull doing on top of that anthill. Do any of you guys know?
Espeon: (keeping a straight face) no. (Behind him, the other three guys try to stifle their giggles.)
Flareon: perhaps we should leave it there.
Vaporeon: you're probably right.
(Our heroes walk on back to their cave. After a while, they are back.)
Jolteon: so, what you people wanna do now?
Vaporeon: I'm going swimming in the pool. (Walks into her room)
Umbreon: well I guess we have nothing to do except go back to our deckchairs.
Narrator: and so our heroes went off to do whatever they wanted to do.
(One hour later. Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon are on their deckchairs. Vaporeon has already gone swimming. Espeon has dozed off in the sun on his deckchair.)
Espeon: (sleep talking) aaa…
(Jolteon looks up from his reader's digest)
Espeon: help…
Jolteon: (whispering to Flareon and Umbreon) look, Espeon is talking in his sleep.
Umbreon: perhaps he will divulge to us some secrets. (Rubs paws together and grins.)
(The three of them crowd around Espeon.)
Espeon: no…mommy…I didn't use Psychic to watch Vaporeon in the dressing room…
Flareon: this is getting interesting.
Espeon: please…mommy…don't spank me! (Feet make running motions)
Jolteon: hehe.
Espeon: all right mommy, I confess! I confess! I did use Psychic to watch Vaporeon in the dressing room! Please don't spank me!
Jolteon: did you hear that?! (Giggles uncontrollably)
Flareon: heh heh heh.
Umbreon: huh huh huh.
(The three of them giggle freakishly.)
Flareon: what do we do now?
Jolteon: wait till Lccorp2 writes the next episode, duh.
Flareon: oh ok.
How'd you like this silly story? Put any ideas in your reviews, they WILL be appreciated and perhaps even used!
Eskimo Jolteon episode 7:
A short, silly brain-dead fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a beach on one of four islands in the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on the beach. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon walking towards their cave.)
Jolteon: that walk on the beach was rather eventful.
Flareon: I agree.
(The three of them walk over to their deckchairs in front of their cave and plop down on them.)
Jolteon: aaahhh…this is the life.
Umbreon: whatever.
(Suddenly, a snorlax holding a bag of loot runs past and turns to the left. A few seconds later, Mullah Omar (the ex-leader of Afghanistan I believe) rides a bicycle past them and turns to the right. Officer Jenny comes running along later also.)
Officer Jenny: did you see a fat thief run past?
Flareon: (points to the right) yea, but you'll never catch him on foot.
Officer Jenny: thanks. (Runs in direction)
(Espeon comes out of the cave)
Espeon: (yawning) morning guys.
Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon: morning.
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: she left to get something to eat at the café.
Umbreon: which reminds me that I'm hungry.
Jolteon: so why not head there also?
All: HELL YEAH!
Narrator: and so our heroes left to get something to eat.
(Ten minutes later. We see our heroes walking towards the café when Brock comes in from outside the camera. He is holding a white cane.)
Jolteon: hey, look at that blind man.
Flareon: yea. I see him. What about him?
Jolteon: (Grins evilly) let's have some fun with him.
Umbreon: how?
Jolteon: I'm not sure how myself.
Espeon: I've got an idea. (Walks over to Brock)
Espeon: (to Brock) here, let me lead you across the road. (Takes Brock's hand)
Brock: thank you kind sir.
Jolteon: (to Flareon) what's he doing?
(Espeon leads Brock to the road. The time is 10:59)
Espeon: rush hour should be beginning about…NOW! (Pushes Brock onto the road)
Brock: AAAAAHHHH!!! (The road is suddenly filled with vehicles. Brock gets hit by a car, then by a van, and then is squashed underfoot by a multitude of 18-wheelers.)
Umbreon: oh look at the pretty red stain on the road. (Giggles and points)
Flareon: yeah. (Brock's head rolls over to him. He kicks it away, neatly landing it into a trash can full of cockroaches and flies.)
Brock's head: AAAAHHH!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!
Jolteon: GOAL!
Umbreon: he he he.
Flareon: ha ha ha.
Umbreon: nice one Espeon.
Espeon: my pleasure. (Grins)
Umbreon: I think I can do something else. (Walks over to the dustbin and fishes out Brock's head with a net. He then pours honey on it and sets it down on an anthill. The ants immediately swarm onto it.)
Brock's head: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jolteon: good one Umbreon. (Cracks up)
Espeon: well we gotta go get some food. Let's leave this loser here.
Brock's head: AAAAHHHHH!!! NO!!! NO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
(They walk off)
(Five minutes later. They are in the café.)
Vaporeon: (from across the café) here guys!
(Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon walk over and sit down at the table.)
Vaporeon: I was waiting for you guys.
Jolteon: well now that we're here what do we eat?
Vaporeon: the second most expensive item I guess. (Points to something on the menu.)
Jolteon: (reading it) Pikachu soup with potatoes?
Flareon: I dunno. Guess I'll eat anything.
(Espeon calls over a Chansey Waitress)
Chansey waitress: and what would you like?
Espeon: whatever this is. (Points to the item.)
Chansey Waitress: ok, I'll be right back.
(Our heroes wait for a while. Sounds of screaming can be heard from the kitchen.)
Flareon: I wonder what's in that soup.
(The Chansey waitress comes back with a tray.)
Chansey waitress: enjoy your meal. (Walks off)
Umbreon: (staring at the yellow watery stuff) doesn't look too appetizing to me.
Vaporeon: (prodding something with her spoon) hey, there's a collar in my soup!
Espeon: (fishing it out and reading it) if this lovable pikachu is found, please return to Ash Ketchum, 49 Pallet Town. (Flings it away) stupid jokes people play nowadays.
Jolteon: oh well. Seems like we have to finish our soup. (Raises spoon)
(Twenty minutes later)
Vaporeon: (wiping mouth with tissue) that wasn't so bad.
Umbreon: it was a bit bitter on the edge though.
Jolteon: whatever. We gotta leave and do something else. (Rises from table and walks off. Our other heroes do the same.)
(Ten minutes later. Our heroes are walking back to their cave.)
Vaporeon: oh look! What's that doing there? (Points in a direction.)
(The camera moves and we see a skull neatly placed on top of an anthill.)
Vaporeon: I wonder what's that skull doing on top of that anthill. Do any of you guys know?
Espeon: (keeping a straight face) no. (Behind him, the other three guys try to stifle their giggles.)
Flareon: perhaps we should leave it there.
Vaporeon: you're probably right.
(Our heroes walk on back to their cave. After a while, they are back.)
Jolteon: so, what you people wanna do now?
Vaporeon: I'm going swimming in the pool. (Walks into her room)
Umbreon: well I guess we have nothing to do except go back to our deckchairs.
Narrator: and so our heroes went off to do whatever they wanted to do.
(One hour later. Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon are on their deckchairs. Vaporeon has already gone swimming. Espeon has dozed off in the sun on his deckchair.)
Espeon: (sleep talking) aaa…
(Jolteon looks up from his reader's digest)
Espeon: help…
Jolteon: (whispering to Flareon and Umbreon) look, Espeon is talking in his sleep.
Umbreon: perhaps he will divulge to us some secrets. (Rubs paws together and grins.)
(The three of them crowd around Espeon.)
Espeon: no…mommy…I didn't use Psychic to watch Vaporeon in the dressing room…
Flareon: this is getting interesting.
Espeon: please…mommy…don't spank me! (Feet make running motions)
Jolteon: hehe.
Espeon: all right mommy, I confess! I confess! I did use Psychic to watch Vaporeon in the dressing room! Please don't spank me!
Jolteon: did you hear that?! (Giggles uncontrollably)
Flareon: heh heh heh.
Umbreon: huh huh huh.
(The three of them giggle freakishly.)
Flareon: what do we do now?
Jolteon: wait till Lccorp2 writes the next episode, duh.
Flareon: oh ok.
How'd you like this silly story? Put any ideas in your reviews, they WILL be appreciated and perhaps even used!