Author's note: I do not own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? I was bored one night and came up with this. ^_^ Please,
Pikachu Sandact6, continue on were-pokism! I need to know what happens
next!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 11: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place where two of our heroes have gathered.
Narrator: now focus in on a stage somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on the stage. We see Espeon and Umbreon on the stage.)
Umbreon: hello, folks! Tonight, as Lccorp2 has had an idea, we shall sing a song.about.you! (Points to Espeon)
Espeon: thank you.
Umbreon: just sing this to the tune of "if you're happy".and now let's start!
(Audience applauds.)
Umbreon: If you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Takes out a HUGE mallet and whacks Espeon on the head twice)
(Audience laughs)
If you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Whacks Espeon twice again)
Espeon: OUCH!
Umbreon: If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Whacks Espeon again)
Espeon: AAAAaaaa!!! (Runs away)
(The scene changes, and we see Espeon outside Vaporeon's cave, looking bruised. He knocks on the door. Vaporeon comes out.)
Espeon: umm.could you hide me for a while? Umbreon keeps on whacking me with a great big mallet!
Vaporeon: (Singing) if your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him, (Yells "GET OUT!" at the top of her voice, so loud that Espeon's fur is blown back)
If your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him, (Yells at Espeon again)
(Stuffing Espeon into a cannon) If your boyfriend is a whiner, send him off to Asia Minor, (ignites cannon. Espeon flies off screaming "AAAAUUUGGHHH!!!") if your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him (Yells "GET OUT!" after the rapidly disappearing Espeon.)
(The scene changes, and we see Espeon, bruised and battered, limping up to Flareon's door. Flareon open's the door.)
Espeon: please.could you hide me?
Flareon: (Singing) if your buddy is a loser, wake him up. (Uses Flamethrower on Espeon)
Espeon: YYYAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Flareon: if your buddy is a loser, wake him up. (Uses Flamethrower again, with similar results)
If your buddy is a loser, and he's really just a boozer, if your buddy is a loser wake him up. (Uses Fire Blast on Espeon. Espeon runs away screaming, engulfed in the flames.)
(Audience laughs and applauds)
(Espeon arrives at Jolteon's igloo, battered, bruised and charred. He crawls up to the front door and Jolteon opens it.)
Espeon: please.people been hitting me, and yelling at me, and burning me all day.you ain't gonna do any of those to me right?
Jolteon: of course not.
Espeon: thank you so much. (Bursts into tears.)
Jolteon: (Singing) If Espeon's a-coming zap him, (Zaps Espeon)
Espeon: AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Jolteon: if Espeon's a-coming zap him, (Zaps Espeon again)
If Espeon's a-coming and he really needs a whamming, if Espeon's a-coming zap him. (Zaps Espeon again.)
(The scene changes, and all five of our heroes are on the aforementioned stage.)
Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Umbreon: if you're happy and you know it do all four, (They perform their respective actions one by one on Espeon.)
If you're happy and you know it do all four. (They do so again.)
If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, do all four! (They do so again.)
Espeon: (croaking) Plllleeeeaaassssseee...stop.(Blacks out and collapses face down on the floor)
Vaporeon: umm.guys.I think we overdid it.
Jolteon: let's get him to a Pokecenter.
(They lift him onto a stretcher and walk off the stage.)
How'd you like this silly song? I'll try to keep the episodes coming! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 11: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place where two of our heroes have gathered.
Narrator: now focus in on a stage somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on the stage. We see Espeon and Umbreon on the stage.)
Umbreon: hello, folks! Tonight, as Lccorp2 has had an idea, we shall sing a song.about.you! (Points to Espeon)
Espeon: thank you.
Umbreon: just sing this to the tune of "if you're happy".and now let's start!
(Audience applauds.)
Umbreon: If you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Takes out a HUGE mallet and whacks Espeon on the head twice)
(Audience laughs)
If you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Whacks Espeon twice again)
Espeon: OUCH!
Umbreon: If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, whack Espeon! (Whacks Espeon again)
Espeon: AAAAaaaa!!! (Runs away)
(The scene changes, and we see Espeon outside Vaporeon's cave, looking bruised. He knocks on the door. Vaporeon comes out.)
Espeon: umm.could you hide me for a while? Umbreon keeps on whacking me with a great big mallet!
Vaporeon: (Singing) if your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him, (Yells "GET OUT!" at the top of her voice, so loud that Espeon's fur is blown back)
If your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him, (Yells at Espeon again)
(Stuffing Espeon into a cannon) If your boyfriend is a whiner, send him off to Asia Minor, (ignites cannon. Espeon flies off screaming "AAAAUUUGGHHH!!!") if your boyfriend is a whiner yell at him (Yells "GET OUT!" after the rapidly disappearing Espeon.)
(The scene changes, and we see Espeon, bruised and battered, limping up to Flareon's door. Flareon open's the door.)
Espeon: please.could you hide me?
Flareon: (Singing) if your buddy is a loser, wake him up. (Uses Flamethrower on Espeon)
Espeon: YYYAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Flareon: if your buddy is a loser, wake him up. (Uses Flamethrower again, with similar results)
If your buddy is a loser, and he's really just a boozer, if your buddy is a loser wake him up. (Uses Fire Blast on Espeon. Espeon runs away screaming, engulfed in the flames.)
(Audience laughs and applauds)
(Espeon arrives at Jolteon's igloo, battered, bruised and charred. He crawls up to the front door and Jolteon opens it.)
Espeon: please.people been hitting me, and yelling at me, and burning me all day.you ain't gonna do any of those to me right?
Jolteon: of course not.
Espeon: thank you so much. (Bursts into tears.)
Jolteon: (Singing) If Espeon's a-coming zap him, (Zaps Espeon)
Espeon: AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Jolteon: if Espeon's a-coming zap him, (Zaps Espeon again)
If Espeon's a-coming and he really needs a whamming, if Espeon's a-coming zap him. (Zaps Espeon again.)
(The scene changes, and all five of our heroes are on the aforementioned stage.)
Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon and Umbreon: if you're happy and you know it do all four, (They perform their respective actions one by one on Espeon.)
If you're happy and you know it do all four. (They do so again.)
If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, do all four! (They do so again.)
Espeon: (croaking) Plllleeeeaaassssseee...stop.(Blacks out and collapses face down on the floor)
Vaporeon: umm.guys.I think we overdid it.
Jolteon: let's get him to a Pokecenter.
(They lift him onto a stretcher and walk off the stage.)
How'd you like this silly song? I'll try to keep the episodes coming! ^_^