Author's note: I don't own pokemon, ok? I just thought of another evil song
last night and so I'm making the gang sing it! ^_^ Fanfiction.net is down
again for some reason.ggrrrr!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 11: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place where all of our heroes have gathered.
Narrator: now focus in on a stage somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on stage. We see our gang of five on the stage. Espeon is sitting in a wheelchair heavily bandaged.)
Jolteon: well, hi, folks! Since Lccorp2 hasn't thought of another plot, we shall have to make do with singing another evil song!
(Espeon whimpers and tries to wheel himself away.)
Vaporeon: aw, stop there, silly billy! We're not going to hurt you! Here, you can play the guitar! (Hands him the guitar. Espeon takes it and strikes a chord.)
Umbreon: if you folks at home don't know the tune, you still can have a good laugh at the lyrics!
All: a one, a two, a one two three!
Jolteon: professor Oak went down to the cellar to pray, He prayed all night, he prayed all day.
(Chorus) All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with a big Snorlax, Cause a big Snorlax has a big fat ass.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven with that stupid Ash, Cause that stupid Ash ain't got a badge.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Misty bitch, Cause heaven ain't got place for a witch.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with that horny Brock, Cause he likes what's under ladies' frocks.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven on a long Furret, Cause Furrets ain't got wings yet.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Tracey prick, Cause that Tracey prick ain't got a dick.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with Erika, Cause that ugly slut wears no bra.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with a Lanturn, Cause it'd rather stay and eat worms.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with a Pikachu, Cause that evil rat wants to rape you.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven on the magnet train, Cause the magnet train goes to Spain.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Gary, Cause he thinks he's a sexy fairy.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with Champion Lance, Cause he don't wear underpants.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with Ash's Muk, Cause that ugly freak only wants to fuck.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
All: if you can't go to heaven, don't go to hell, Cause you can go down slowpoke well.
I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: well, the song is over. Stay tuned for the next episode!
How'd you like this evil song? Hope you like it! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 11: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Johto, a place where all of our heroes have gathered.
Narrator: now focus in on a stage somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on stage. We see our gang of five on the stage. Espeon is sitting in a wheelchair heavily bandaged.)
Jolteon: well, hi, folks! Since Lccorp2 hasn't thought of another plot, we shall have to make do with singing another evil song!
(Espeon whimpers and tries to wheel himself away.)
Vaporeon: aw, stop there, silly billy! We're not going to hurt you! Here, you can play the guitar! (Hands him the guitar. Espeon takes it and strikes a chord.)
Umbreon: if you folks at home don't know the tune, you still can have a good laugh at the lyrics!
All: a one, a two, a one two three!
Jolteon: professor Oak went down to the cellar to pray, He prayed all night, he prayed all day.
(Chorus) All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with a big Snorlax, Cause a big Snorlax has a big fat ass.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven with that stupid Ash, Cause that stupid Ash ain't got a badge.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Misty bitch, Cause heaven ain't got place for a witch.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with that horny Brock, Cause he likes what's under ladies' frocks.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven on a long Furret, Cause Furrets ain't got wings yet.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Tracey prick, Cause that Tracey prick ain't got a dick.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with Erika, Cause that ugly slut wears no bra.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with a Lanturn, Cause it'd rather stay and eat worms.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with a Pikachu, Cause that evil rat wants to rape you.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Vaporeon: oh you can't go to heaven on the magnet train, Cause the magnet train goes to Spain.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Umbreon: oh you can't go to heaven with that Gary, Cause he thinks he's a sexy fairy.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: oh you can't go to heaven with Champion Lance, Cause he don't wear underpants.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Flareon: oh you can't go to heaven with Ash's Muk, Cause that ugly freak only wants to fuck.
All: I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
All: if you can't go to heaven, don't go to hell, Cause you can go down slowpoke well.
I ain't gonna grieve, my lord no more. I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna grieve my lord, I ain't gonna gri-e-i-e-ve my lord no more.
Jolteon: well, the song is over. Stay tuned for the next episode!
How'd you like this evil song? Hope you like it! ^_^