Author's note: I don't own Pokemon.AAA! Why am I writing this disclaimer?
I'm not making money from it am I? I'm mega-bored today, so I decided to
try a fairy tale! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 17: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized cave near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into cave. We see Vaporeon sitting on a chair holding a BIG book)
Vaporeon: (cheerfully) hello, little pups out there! I'm going to read you a story today from this book! ^_^
(Camera zooms in onto book. It is entitled "Grim Fairy Tales")
Vaporeon: well, today I am going to read-
(Flareon bursts in, and runs around crazily)
Flareon: AAAUUUGGHH!!! I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Vaporeon: (calling out to back) Espie, could you help me with this poor thing here? ^_^;;
Espeon: (from off camera) 'k
(Flareon is surrounded by a blue glow and is pushed out of the camera)
Vaporeon: well, today I am going to read you a story entitled "the shortest story ever"
Espeon: odd title.
Vaporeon: (reading from book) once upon a time, there was a Stupid Kid with a Stupid Hat, a Redhead, a Blind Man and a Yellow Rat and they were walking along the road one day when a ten-ton truck fell out of the sky and crushed them all into a bloody pulp. The end.
Espeon: that was odd.
Narrator: wrong story! Wrong story!
Vaporeon: oops, silly me ^_^
Narrator: try to get it right this time, ok?
Vaporeon: well, ok.this story is entitled Ash and the three Ursarings.
Espeon: 0_o
Vaporeon: well, here we go.one day Ash was lost in the forest again.
Espeon: (cough) loser (cough)
Vaporeon: Espie.
Espeon: oh, all right.
Vaporeon: when he saw a cottage. He was hungry and tired so he went in and looked around. There was no one but he saw three glasses of lemonade on a table, he tried the first one and it was too sour, the second one was too sweet, and the third one was just right. Then, he saw big, medium, and small pizzas on the kitchen counter. The big one had too much chili pepper, the second one had too much cheese, and the third one was just right. But he ate them anyway because he was hungry and did not have much brains anyway. Then, Ash looked for a place to sleep and saw Big, Medium and Small couches. He could not decide which one to sleep on, so he decided to stack them on each other instead! He had just finished and was about to lie down when the three Ursarings came home. They were very angry and divided Ash into Big, Medium and Small pieces, and put them into Big, Medium and Small blenders. Meanwhile, they made Big, Medium and Small jugs of lemonade, and later the contents of the Big, Medium and Small blenders were emptied into the Big, Medium and Small jugs of lemonade. The next day, they had a lemonade party, and all of the guests agreed that it was the best lemonade they ever had, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Espeon: what kind of a story is that? 0_o
Narrator: one that I wrote myself. Duh.
Espeon: um.ok. Can I have my paycheck for the last 7 episodes now?
Narrator: why not? (Hands him a check for 50,000 pokebucks)
Espeon: (kissing the paycheck) thanks dude.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(Camera zooms in onto Lccorp2's pokemon character in Goldenrod)
Character: what the.??? Why are 50,000 pokebucks missing from my wallet???
Narrator: heh. ^_^;; and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this story? Please review!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 17: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized cave near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into cave. We see Vaporeon sitting on a chair holding a BIG book)
Vaporeon: (cheerfully) hello, little pups out there! I'm going to read you a story today from this book! ^_^
(Camera zooms in onto book. It is entitled "Grim Fairy Tales")
Vaporeon: well, today I am going to read-
(Flareon bursts in, and runs around crazily)
Flareon: AAAUUUGGHH!!! I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Vaporeon: (calling out to back) Espie, could you help me with this poor thing here? ^_^;;
Espeon: (from off camera) 'k
(Flareon is surrounded by a blue glow and is pushed out of the camera)
Vaporeon: well, today I am going to read you a story entitled "the shortest story ever"
Espeon: odd title.
Vaporeon: (reading from book) once upon a time, there was a Stupid Kid with a Stupid Hat, a Redhead, a Blind Man and a Yellow Rat and they were walking along the road one day when a ten-ton truck fell out of the sky and crushed them all into a bloody pulp. The end.
Espeon: that was odd.
Narrator: wrong story! Wrong story!
Vaporeon: oops, silly me ^_^
Narrator: try to get it right this time, ok?
Vaporeon: well, ok.this story is entitled Ash and the three Ursarings.
Espeon: 0_o
Vaporeon: well, here we go.one day Ash was lost in the forest again.
Espeon: (cough) loser (cough)
Vaporeon: Espie.
Espeon: oh, all right.
Vaporeon: when he saw a cottage. He was hungry and tired so he went in and looked around. There was no one but he saw three glasses of lemonade on a table, he tried the first one and it was too sour, the second one was too sweet, and the third one was just right. Then, he saw big, medium, and small pizzas on the kitchen counter. The big one had too much chili pepper, the second one had too much cheese, and the third one was just right. But he ate them anyway because he was hungry and did not have much brains anyway. Then, Ash looked for a place to sleep and saw Big, Medium and Small couches. He could not decide which one to sleep on, so he decided to stack them on each other instead! He had just finished and was about to lie down when the three Ursarings came home. They were very angry and divided Ash into Big, Medium and Small pieces, and put them into Big, Medium and Small blenders. Meanwhile, they made Big, Medium and Small jugs of lemonade, and later the contents of the Big, Medium and Small blenders were emptied into the Big, Medium and Small jugs of lemonade. The next day, they had a lemonade party, and all of the guests agreed that it was the best lemonade they ever had, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Espeon: what kind of a story is that? 0_o
Narrator: one that I wrote myself. Duh.
Espeon: um.ok. Can I have my paycheck for the last 7 episodes now?
Narrator: why not? (Hands him a check for 50,000 pokebucks)
Espeon: (kissing the paycheck) thanks dude.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(Camera zooms in onto Lccorp2's pokemon character in Goldenrod)
Character: what the.??? Why are 50,000 pokebucks missing from my wallet???
Narrator: heh. ^_^;; and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
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