Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I won any characters not created
by me.sigh -_- heh.I'm back from Ilex forest looking for my cast.they were
busy drinking berry juice under the big oak there.and anyway it seems that
today I had a really bad case of the hiccups, and I just got this idea!
Read on! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 18: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy little Pokemart near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into the Pokemart. We see Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon sitting in a section marked "pub. No entry for pokemon under level 20." There is a Delibird behind the counter, evidently the barman.)
Umbreon: (slurring) as I was saying.(Gulps down remaining berry juice in his glass)
Jolteon: hey, my mug is empty!
(Delibird takes the mug from Jolteon and refills it with berry juice)
Jolteon: that's more like it. (Polishes off contents)
(Umbreon slumps onto the counter)
Espeon: (grabbing Umbreon and holding up two fingers) Umbreon! How many fingers am I holding up?!
Umbreon: (slurring really bad) eleven?
Flareon: oh my.even I don't get that drunk, I see at most five fingers.
Espeon: I'll get this invalid home. (Hoists Umbreon onto his shoulders)
(Suddenly, a ten-ton weight falls on Espeon and Umbreon)
Narrator: what the.??
(A hatch on Lccorp2's watch opens and a speaker pops out)
Watch: * beep beep beep * Warning: unauthorized author influence detected.
Narrator: oh my.I'll be back shortly. (Walks out of door)
Jolteon: weird.
Delibird: CLEAN UP IN THE PUB!
(A cleanup crew arrives and carefully picks up the ten-ton weight. They then scrape off the flattened Espeon and Umbreon with a spatula and toss them out the back door)
Flareon: are they gonna be all right? (Finishes off the rest of his gas)
Jolteon: well, Lccorp2 won't let people die.besides, Espeon will play an important role in Episode 25. (A/N: spoiler!)
Flareon: that's good.(hiccups)
Jolteon: seems you caught the hiccups. Try holding your breath for a few seconds.
(Flareon does so, and then hiccups again)
Flareon: that didn't (hiccup) work. (Hiccup)
Jolteon: DELIBIRD! WE NEED A GLASS OF WATER!
(Delibird arrives with a glass of water. Flareon drinks it.)
Flareon: that didn't work. (Hiccups again. A small cloud of steam rises out of his mouth)
Jolteon: heh.instant fog machine! DELIBIRD! WE NEED A LARGER GLASS OF WATER!
(Delibird arrives with a huge fish tank with a few Magikarp swimming in it. Flareon drinks all the water, swallowing the Magikarp in the process)
Flareon: that didn't seem to work. (Hiccups again. A dense cloud of steam rises out of his mouth)
Jolteon: maybe Vaporeon will know what to do
(Narrator rushes in)
Narrator: all done! Unauthorized author influence removed!
Jolteon: right on time! Could you help us with this?
Narrator: (smirks) nope. Well, I will eventually, but not now. (Vanishes)
Flareon: evil selfish prick. (Hiccups again)
Jolteon: come on, let's be going.
Delibird: how bout settling your tab?
Jolteon: um.yes. (Pulls out handful of coins and flings them at Delibird)
Delibird: (censored) (censored) (censored)!
(Jolteon and Flareon rush out the door)
Narrator: some time later.
(The scene changes, and Jolteon and Flareon are in Vaporeon's cave)
Vaporeon: ok.what's the problem?
(Flareon hiccups)
Vaporeon: I see.
Flareon: please.can you help me? (Hiccups again)
Vaporeon: well.maybe some miracleberries might help.(goes over to a cupboard and takes out some berries. Flareon swallows them)
Jolteon: (to Flareon) well, did it work?
(Flareon hiccups again)
Vaporeon: I can't believe it! Miracleberries are supposed to cure everything!
Jolteon: seems like this case is an exception.
Vaporeon: well, what should we do?
Jolteon: maybe scaring Flareon might work. I heard it does.
Vaporeon: Oooh! I know what to use! (She runs off)
(Flareon hiccups again)
(Vaporeon comes back holding a box)
Jolteon: what's that?
Vaporeon: (to Jolteon) I used to be terrified of these when I was a pup.
(Vaporeon hold the box in front of Flareon and opens it)
Flareon: (recoils from the box) AAA! NOT THE RABID POLKA-DOTTED CARROTS FROM DIMENSION X!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jolteon: 0_o
Vaporeon: (closing the box) it's a dark stone.anyone looking at it will see what he or she fears most.
Jolteon: ah. So did it work?
(Flareon hiccups again)
Vaporeon: evidently not.maybe professor oak could help?
Jolteon: well.
Narrator: a few hours later.
(The scene changes, and Jolteon and Flareon are in Professor Oak's lab)
Professor Oak: and you say he won't stop hiccupping?
Jolteon: that's right.
Professor Oak: hmm.I want you to hold this power socket.
(Jolteon grabs it)
Professor Oak: now let's try my as yet unproven, untested technique! (Brandishes cattle prod)
Flareon: well, I'll do it, if it gets rid of my hiccups.I can't enjoy my gas if I keep on hiccupping.
(Professor Oak zaps Flareon with the cattle prod, leaving him all charred)
(Flareon hiccups again)
Professor Oak: hmm.that didn't work
Jolteon: what should we do?
Professor Oak: I'll call a convention. This is an amazing case!
(A few hours later. Our heroes are in some kind of Lecture Theater.)
Professor Oak: and now, fellow scientists and prominent authors, I present the most resilient Pokemon affliction ever! (A curtain swings open to reveal Flareon)
(Flareon stares dumbly at the audience)
Professor Oak: (to Flareon) go on, show them!
(Flareon tries to hiccup, but fails)
Professor Oak: it's a miracle! He's cured!
(Audience boos and throws rotten eggs at Professor Oak)
Professor Oak! Wait! Stop! I can explain!
(Audience continues to boo and throw rotten eggs. Sandact6 throws a pumpkin, while The Crimson Lugia throws a snorlax)
Narrator: heh. (Teleports Flareon out of the place) and so ends another silly, pointless episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
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Eskimo Jolteon Episode 18: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy little Pokemart near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into the Pokemart. We see Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon and Umbreon sitting in a section marked "pub. No entry for pokemon under level 20." There is a Delibird behind the counter, evidently the barman.)
Umbreon: (slurring) as I was saying.(Gulps down remaining berry juice in his glass)
Jolteon: hey, my mug is empty!
(Delibird takes the mug from Jolteon and refills it with berry juice)
Jolteon: that's more like it. (Polishes off contents)
(Umbreon slumps onto the counter)
Espeon: (grabbing Umbreon and holding up two fingers) Umbreon! How many fingers am I holding up?!
Umbreon: (slurring really bad) eleven?
Flareon: oh my.even I don't get that drunk, I see at most five fingers.
Espeon: I'll get this invalid home. (Hoists Umbreon onto his shoulders)
(Suddenly, a ten-ton weight falls on Espeon and Umbreon)
Narrator: what the.??
(A hatch on Lccorp2's watch opens and a speaker pops out)
Watch: * beep beep beep * Warning: unauthorized author influence detected.
Narrator: oh my.I'll be back shortly. (Walks out of door)
Jolteon: weird.
Delibird: CLEAN UP IN THE PUB!
(A cleanup crew arrives and carefully picks up the ten-ton weight. They then scrape off the flattened Espeon and Umbreon with a spatula and toss them out the back door)
Flareon: are they gonna be all right? (Finishes off the rest of his gas)
Jolteon: well, Lccorp2 won't let people die.besides, Espeon will play an important role in Episode 25. (A/N: spoiler!)
Flareon: that's good.(hiccups)
Jolteon: seems you caught the hiccups. Try holding your breath for a few seconds.
(Flareon does so, and then hiccups again)
Flareon: that didn't (hiccup) work. (Hiccup)
Jolteon: DELIBIRD! WE NEED A GLASS OF WATER!
(Delibird arrives with a glass of water. Flareon drinks it.)
Flareon: that didn't work. (Hiccups again. A small cloud of steam rises out of his mouth)
Jolteon: heh.instant fog machine! DELIBIRD! WE NEED A LARGER GLASS OF WATER!
(Delibird arrives with a huge fish tank with a few Magikarp swimming in it. Flareon drinks all the water, swallowing the Magikarp in the process)
Flareon: that didn't seem to work. (Hiccups again. A dense cloud of steam rises out of his mouth)
Jolteon: maybe Vaporeon will know what to do
(Narrator rushes in)
Narrator: all done! Unauthorized author influence removed!
Jolteon: right on time! Could you help us with this?
Narrator: (smirks) nope. Well, I will eventually, but not now. (Vanishes)
Flareon: evil selfish prick. (Hiccups again)
Jolteon: come on, let's be going.
Delibird: how bout settling your tab?
Jolteon: um.yes. (Pulls out handful of coins and flings them at Delibird)
Delibird: (censored) (censored) (censored)!
(Jolteon and Flareon rush out the door)
Narrator: some time later.
(The scene changes, and Jolteon and Flareon are in Vaporeon's cave)
Vaporeon: ok.what's the problem?
(Flareon hiccups)
Vaporeon: I see.
Flareon: please.can you help me? (Hiccups again)
Vaporeon: well.maybe some miracleberries might help.(goes over to a cupboard and takes out some berries. Flareon swallows them)
Jolteon: (to Flareon) well, did it work?
(Flareon hiccups again)
Vaporeon: I can't believe it! Miracleberries are supposed to cure everything!
Jolteon: seems like this case is an exception.
Vaporeon: well, what should we do?
Jolteon: maybe scaring Flareon might work. I heard it does.
Vaporeon: Oooh! I know what to use! (She runs off)
(Flareon hiccups again)
(Vaporeon comes back holding a box)
Jolteon: what's that?
Vaporeon: (to Jolteon) I used to be terrified of these when I was a pup.
(Vaporeon hold the box in front of Flareon and opens it)
Flareon: (recoils from the box) AAA! NOT THE RABID POLKA-DOTTED CARROTS FROM DIMENSION X!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jolteon: 0_o
Vaporeon: (closing the box) it's a dark stone.anyone looking at it will see what he or she fears most.
Jolteon: ah. So did it work?
(Flareon hiccups again)
Vaporeon: evidently not.maybe professor oak could help?
Jolteon: well.
Narrator: a few hours later.
(The scene changes, and Jolteon and Flareon are in Professor Oak's lab)
Professor Oak: and you say he won't stop hiccupping?
Jolteon: that's right.
Professor Oak: hmm.I want you to hold this power socket.
(Jolteon grabs it)
Professor Oak: now let's try my as yet unproven, untested technique! (Brandishes cattle prod)
Flareon: well, I'll do it, if it gets rid of my hiccups.I can't enjoy my gas if I keep on hiccupping.
(Professor Oak zaps Flareon with the cattle prod, leaving him all charred)
(Flareon hiccups again)
Professor Oak: hmm.that didn't work
Jolteon: what should we do?
Professor Oak: I'll call a convention. This is an amazing case!
(A few hours later. Our heroes are in some kind of Lecture Theater.)
Professor Oak: and now, fellow scientists and prominent authors, I present the most resilient Pokemon affliction ever! (A curtain swings open to reveal Flareon)
(Flareon stares dumbly at the audience)
Professor Oak: (to Flareon) go on, show them!
(Flareon tries to hiccup, but fails)
Professor Oak: it's a miracle! He's cured!
(Audience boos and throws rotten eggs at Professor Oak)
Professor Oak! Wait! Stop! I can explain!
(Audience continues to boo and throw rotten eggs. Sandact6 throws a pumpkin, while The Crimson Lugia throws a snorlax)
Narrator: heh. (Teleports Flareon out of the place) and so ends another silly, pointless episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
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