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Beast: Ki Tsu Ne
Chapter Four
Fool

Fool
1. any abnormality, evoking both ridicule and awe: A. anyone, who does not conform to the standards of society;

Uchiha Sasuke was having a very odd dream. He was in the dance scene from Beauty and the Beast. He was wearing that wretched yellow dress. Why am I the girl? thought Sasuke angrily. He felt something tighten around his waist and looked down. There was a pale hand resting on the yellow silk of his dress. Sasuke looked up towards the person that was holding him. Naruto gave him a big foxy grin and said, You really do make a pretty girl. He sniggered and spun Sasuke outward. (Lily: Ladyschumon, i have put Sasuke in a dress for you.)

Sasuke grumbled. The wind was blowing icily into his ear. Why the hell did Itachi put the air conditioning on in December? The blowing continued. Sasuke pulled the covers over his head, only to have them pulled back down. A.C. doesn't do that... Sasuke sat bolt upright, smacking into something hard. Sasuke fell backwards into the pillow. Naruto rubbed his shoulder. He was straddling Sasuke's hips and had been blowing in his ear to wake him up.
said Sasuke, bemused, what are you doing here?
Waking you up, lazy ass. It's ten o'clock! Were you gonna sleep all day?

Good, then get up!

Naruto plopped a plate of toast onto the bedspread. He leaned over and gave Sasuke a quick, soft kiss on the forehead, before bouncing of the bed and out the door.
What was that?! called Sasuke.
Naruto ducked his head back around the door jam. He smiled.
A good morning kiss!
Sasuke, still extremely confused, picked up a piece of toast and began to munch on it. His day was already off to a weird start. First that dream and now this... good morning kiss.

Sasuke! Hurry up! I need help in the kitchen.

Sasuke finished the toast and got out of bed, heading for the kitchen in his pajamas, which consisted of a white t-shirt with a rubber ducky on it and a pair of yellow and green plaid pants. When Naruto spotted Sasuke's clothes, he laughed.
That's really not your color, he said, still laughing.
Shut up, idiot. What did you call me in here for?
I need help cooking tonight's dinner. Naruto pointed to the food that he had laid out on the counter top.
You cook dinner?
I cook all the meals.
Really? I didn't know that. So, where do you eat? I mean, I eat with Ki Tsu Ne every night, but I don't see you...
I eat here.

Not telling.
Why not?
Because I don't have to.
You suck.
Shut up and start rolling sushi.

The two worked in companionable silence for nearly an hour, breaking off to go dig cook books out of the library and have lunch. Sasuke liked this peace. For some reason, standing next to Naruto at the counter top and bickering over the amount of a certain ingredient, he felt closer to the short blonde boy than to any one he had ever met. At 9 pm, Naruto disappeared from the kitchen and Sasuke spent a boring half hour waiting for Ki Tsu Ne.

Sasuke and Ki Tsu Ne ate in silence. As Sasuke began to head to his room, Ki Tsu Ne stood up and walked to his side. Sasuke was quiet obviously startled when the fox poked out a large, pink tongue and licked Sasuke's cheek.
What was that?! said Sasuke, his voice so high with shock that it cracked.
A good night kiss. Sasuke could have sworn that Ki Tsu Ne had smirked.